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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/29/2006 8:20:12 PM   
Sinergy


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ORIGINAL: zammer

My useless super power is that i can hear a quote from a James Bond movie and give  you the
title.  Yes, I have no life.





I can connect lines from the movie The Big Lebowski or Fight Club to anything that happens in real life.

Sinergy

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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/29/2006 8:21:25 PM   
Killbotsgirl


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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/29/2006 8:40:28 PM   
juliaoceania


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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

I didnt realize there were so many talented people here!!!  I guess farting IS an art. 


This is why the "Fart Domination" thread going on in the gen discussion forum is so popular

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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/29/2006 8:41:21 PM   
MagiksSlave


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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/29/2006 8:43:44 PM   
Killbotsgirl


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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/29/2006 8:47:30 PM   
MagiksSlave


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ORIGINAL: Killbotsgirl

everyone farts some just dont admit it


you calling me a liar?? ((giggles))

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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/30/2006 5:03:37 AM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		My latest discovered useless superpower is that I can lie unconvincingly.

Although that may not be true.

I can also cause mass confusion amongst those reading my posts. But then Ron does that all the time, so I guess its not that special.

E

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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/30/2006 5:43:42 AM   
crouchingtigress


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sinergy

quote:

ORIGINAL: zammer

My useless super power is that i can hear a quote from a James Bond movie and give  you the
title.  Yes, I have no life.





I can connect lines from the movie The Big Lebowski or Fight Club to anything that happens in real life.

Sinergy


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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/30/2006 6:18:24 AM   
RUpainsmith


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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/30/2006 7:43:29 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		I once won a hundred dollars in the lottery, I spent 5 bucks on the quick picks, I have for everymore bemoaned the fact that I wasted that 4 bucks.

I can with a great deal of accuracy pick numbers that aren't going to win the lottery.

Unfortunately, the contrapositive in not a skill I possess.

Ron

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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/30/2006 8:42:13 AM   
LaTigresse


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sinergy

quote:

ORIGINAL: zammer

My useless super power is that i can hear a quote from a James Bond movie and give  you the
title.  Yes, I have no life.





I can connect lines from the movie The Big Lebowski or Fight Club to anything that happens in real life.

Sinergy


Mine are usually from Tombstone, Pulp Fiction, Good Fella's, or Casino.


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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/30/2006 9:40:42 AM   
crouchingtigress


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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/30/2006 9:42:06 AM   
crouchingtigress


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"Its none of my buisness what other people think of me."




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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/30/2006 9:52:25 AM   
mnottertail


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Try to take a gander at the sesame street spelling segments if you get time, K?


LOL, you know I love you,
Ron

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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/30/2006 10:49:43 AM   
crouchingtigress


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Service slut, durable plaything, and ponypenquincatdogpig, to Lee Harrington

This is him

"Its none of my buisness what other people think of me."




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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/30/2006 12:41:10 PM   
davesub41


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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/30/2006 12:42:51 PM   
davesub41


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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/30/2006 12:44:06 PM   
davesub41


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DK

oh and I fart too.  Huge nasty WMDs.

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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/30/2006 12:45:22 PM   
mnottertail


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Ron

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RE: Useless Superpowers - 11/30/2006 12:49:45 PM   
davesub41


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