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crouchingtigress -> Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 9:52:13 AM)

I have an uncanny ability to not be able to titrate milk three days before any one else can detect it is going off...do you have any useless super powers?
 
also i have fallen in to a ditch 3 times in my life, and every time the night before i dreamed i fell in to a ditch....i am not sure that one counts because i suppose it could be useful if i learned to harness it for good some how.



gooddogbenji -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 9:56:04 AM)

I can count to ten in 367 self-created languages that are all, lo and behold, identical to English.

Yours,


benji



LadyEllen -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 9:57:55 AM)

I have the uncanny ability to multiply any two seven-digit numbers.

And get completely the wrong answer.

How I could use this to protect the earth from psychotic genius doctors, alien invasion and so on, I dont know.

But I know the time will come.

E



darchChylde -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 10:01:02 AM)

i'm faster than a speeding building, able to leap tall bullets in a single bound, and am stronger than a Lionel Locomotive



Lordandmaster -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 10:07:14 AM)

I was gonna say my dick gets hard whenever I see a pretty girl, but you people seem to be way beyond me.



LadyEllen -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 10:11:48 AM)

No LaM, thats a useful power.

Now if your dick got hard when you saw a pretty girl, and you were a girl, then that would be a useless superpower.

Do you see?

LOL

E



LadyEllen -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 10:13:21 AM)

I see dead people

E



mnottertail -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 10:15:39 AM)

I see Bruce Willis



gooddogbenji -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 10:16:21 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I see Bruce Willis


Get me an autograph?

Yours,


benji



mnottertail -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 10:20:08 AM)

Like to help you buddy, but it's a useless superpower, since I can only see him when he is on film.

Thanks for not carin'

Ron



gooddogbenji -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 10:22:02 AM)

My useless superpower is the ability to deduce that Bruce Willis is not a vampire, as Ron has seen him on film.

You can call me Sherlock.

Yours,


benji



mnottertail -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 10:40:54 AM)

How was the movie Dracula shot then, did they have some kind of stuntman for Lugosi?

I can see with certainty into the recent past.

Ron



LadyEllen -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 10:46:41 AM)

I also see people who will be dead people.

E



LaTigresse -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 10:47:12 AM)

My usless superpower would beeeeeeeee........I can meditate hiccups away in less than 5 breathes. Unfortunately I cannot teach anyone else how.



LadyEllen -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 10:55:00 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

My usless superpower would beeeeeeeee........I can meditate hiccups away in less than 5 breathes. Unfortunately I cannot teach anyone else how.


Hey! I can do that too!

wanna team up to take on the super villains trying to destroy the world through spreading the dreaded hiccups?

All we need is a catchy name for the duo; Hicwoman and Cupgirl perhaps!?

Oh, and clean knicks, if we're to wear them outside our pants.

E



LaTigresse -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 11:08:35 AM)

LadyE, I like the way you think!

Hicwoman and Cupgirl indeed! We shall have to design some spiffy new costumes. I have always been fond of red......



Dragonskiss72 -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 1:34:43 PM)

I can ALWAYS find something to buy no matter how crappy & un-needed.  I also had all my Xmas presents bought & wrapped by Feb



RubberWitch -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 3:56:02 PM)

I can find a rockin piece of clothing in any shop I visit, that is completely unsuitable for me, or not avaiable in my size. My friends harness this power regularly

J



RibbonsAndCurls -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 4:00:15 PM)

We held this discussion at work.. my useless super power are my boobs... the guys at work say that I should run around shoving evil do-er's faces into my breasts until they die from lack of air... they even gave me a super hero name..


....Breast beast

*cracks up*



ShreveportMaster -> RE: Useless Superpowers (11/27/2006 4:00:58 PM)

I have the uncanny ability to fart on key, and once in awhile (after a particularly large Mexican feast) I can actually produce the musical going-up-stairs fart (where the flatulence rises in pitch with each step)

                                       I wish you Ppppfffffbbtttt!
                                                                               Shreve



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