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marieToo -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 7:44:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Definitely the most intense blowjobs I've ever given have included my finger up his (not Tre..his as in generic his) ass. I am SO never going to put my finger up someone's ass. Unless of course he says "do it, bitch"

Aileen68 -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 7:45:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: marieToo quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Definitely the most intense blowjobs I've ever given have included my finger up his (not Tre..his as in generic his) ass. I am SO never going to put my finger up someone's ass. Unless of course he says "do it, bitch" So I guess your tongue is out of the question too?

marieToo -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 7:51:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 quote: ORIGINAL: marieToo quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Definitely the most intense blowjobs I've ever given have included my finger up his (not Tre..his as in generic his) ass. I am SO never going to put my finger up someone's ass. Unless of course he says "do it, bitch" So I guess your tongue is out of the question too? Well....actually there was this one time....(with a D type)....but it was only ONCE. I swear and it's not like I wanted to do it. (But Im such a good girl and all.) This is totally fucked up-- putting a finger up there squicks me more than licking it. I dont know...reminds me of a doctor's exam maybe.

TreSwank -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 7:54:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Definitely the most intense blowjobs I've ever given have included my finger up his (not Tre..his as in generic his) ass. If you had failed to include the parenthesized clarification on that one, I would have had a goddam field day with it.

Aileen68 -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 7:57:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: marieToo Well....actually there was this one time....(with a D type)....but it was only ONCE. I swear and it's not like I wanted to do it. (But Im such a good girl and all.) This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.

Aileen68 -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 7:58:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Definitely the most intense blowjobs I've ever given have included my finger up his (not Tre..his as in generic his) ass. If you had failed to include the parenthesized clarification on that one, I would have had a goddam field day with it. I'm one step ahead of ya Tre

mnottertail -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 8:15:15 AM)
What tune were you attempting to play?

Aileen68 -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 8:23:36 AM)
G sharp

Bearlee -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 9:03:02 AM)
Good lord you people are funny! ROFLMAO To answer Tre's questions: Yes, hopefully with some regularity. WHEN (if?) I have a bf...2-3 times/month? Talk is cheap; it's action that did the convincing. Touching, finger-probing, licking... I've never measured, but figure nothing bigger than a real penis. I suppose a big one might be too big; but trust and desire are wonderful things...and lots of lube, of course. No, I've never had an accidental bowl movement. Now, if your question was about the man desiring anal sex, most of the men I’ve dated do; whether it’s just licking and/or finger-probing. Some love it with my strap-on; I see this as neither submissive NOR gay…just feel-good-sex. As far as that prostate thingy goes; I’ve had orgasms during anal sex because of the proximity to my G-spot. Anal sex is a good thing! beverly edited because Cm doesn't like Word's bullets! LOL

marieToo -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 10:23:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 quote: ORIGINAL: marieToo Well....actually there was this one time....(with a D type)....but it was only ONCE. I swear and it's not like I wanted to do it. (But Im such a good girl and all.) This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy. I don't believe that for a minute. It was probably a whole fuckin' piano.

darchChylde -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 10:34:37 AM)
is it just me, or is anyone else here frightened and a little titallated when they see a clean and wholesome thread by TreSwank?

poplolly -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 10:43:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde is it just me, or is anyone else here frightened and a little titallated when they see a clean and wholesome thread by TreSwank? Scared shitless! And rush to see what he's up to as fast as I can! Cuz TreSwank is sooo the boy-next-door and just the one I want my daughters to bring home!! look of complete horror (Sorry, TreSwank)

Aileen68 -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 10:59:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: marieToo quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 quote: ORIGINAL: marieToo Well....actually there was this one time....(with a D type)....but it was only ONCE. I swear and it's not like I wanted to do it. (But Im such a good girl and all.) This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy. I don't believe that for a minute. It was probably a whole fuckin' piano. A piano...unlikely. A tuba...maybe. Laughing because it's a quote from American Pie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0163651/

mnottertail -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 11:06:34 AM)
G Sharp? I had you pegged for a little more than a one-note wonder, babe. Ron

Aileen68 -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 11:08:15 AM)
Read my profile...can't sing, can't dance.

marieToo -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 11:22:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Read my profile...can't sing, can't dance. Yeah but when you got the kind of talent where you can play a flute with your pussy, who the hell needs to sing and dance?

Aileen68 -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 11:25:03 AM)
TOOOOOT! (in G sharp, of course)

TreSwank -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 11:45:56 AM)
Oftentimes, whilst reading the "Good Book" before prayer time and quietly comtemplating the sheer bliss of Bach's Little Fugue in G Minor, I've wondered to myself - "Are there women out there who actually prefer anal sex to vaginal stimulation? With it's long, shadowy reign of dubious encouragement in the male collective subconscious has been propogated by the supposed extant, Backdoor Betty myth showcased in magazines and films, I have to ask the question, "Is the Backdoor Betty, indeed a reality?" Is there hope for those individuals whose earthly Elysium lies in the backdoor of womankind?

Bearlee -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 11:50:16 AM)
Oh, I'm quite sure she is!

Aileen68 -> RE: An Eloquent, Thought-Provoking Question for the Ladies. (12/5/2006 11:52:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank I have to ask the question, "Is the Backdoor Betty, indeed a reality?" Is there hope for those individuals whose earthly Elysium lies in the backdoor of womankind? Do cows moo?

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