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BitaTruble -> RE: removal of frontal lobe (12/7/2006 10:52:05 AM)
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ORIGINAL: Petruchio
I'm new to the scene and I've been thinking about giving my sub a lobotomy.
Since you are new, you probably don't know this, but you never do something to your submissive until you've tried it on yourself first.
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I know some of you are asking why I would hesitate or even question my right to do so, but I'm looking for guidance.
I understand. You are insecure and it's common among new dominates. Don't sweat the small stuff.. like brains, clits etc. Really, how often do you think she's going to be using them anyway?
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Here's some of the considerations leading up to this decision.
- She occasionally tries to think for herself which I find annoying.
If you kept her busy, she wouldn't have time to think.. so, really, this is all your fault.
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After 32 hours, she often evacuates body fluids without permission.
Easy enough to fix. Don't allow her food or drink and eventually she'll stop evacuating.
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She once fell asleep from exhaustion without my express consent.
I'm afraid, I'm going to have to call foul on you again. Why do you think staple guns were invented? How else are you going to keep her eyelids open?
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One time she yelped when I lashed her with my barbed wire whip.
Yes, I heard about that. She said you hit like a girl and she yelped in surprise. Don't be such a pussy next time. Put some elbow in to it!
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After her clitoridectomy, she is much less interested in sex.
Do you mind starting a new thread .. "BDSM is NOT all about sex!"
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Lastly, she doesn't have the mindless drone-like quality I prize.
Hey, if you can't choose the right partner, just who's fault is that??
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On the down side, I'm concerned about the scarring of her frontal love affecting her looks.
Put a bag over her head.
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Does the scar tissue readily heal?
You know, Petruchio. I'm shocked, truly shocked. I had no idea you were so superficial. ::sniffs::
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Will her hair grow back over it?
Submissives are supposed to remain hairless. Haven't you read that in The Book? If you can't even get the basics down, you're in big truble Mister.
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I recognize that unlike clit removal, this might be noticeable to her nosy parents and vanilla authorities.
And????
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For her part, she's willing to go through this.
Ah, a light at the end of the tunnel. Maybe you do know how to pick 'em!
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She acknowledges me as her owner and after her clitoridectomy and forced hysterectomy, she says she doesn't much care what happens to her.
Just realize that after the procedure, she may not be able to acknowledge anything, including the fact that she agreed to it in the first place. Save yourself.. write out a contract!
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I apologize in advance for the spelling and I look forward to your helpful comments.
I'm so glad you asked me to help otherwise you might have decided against it. I'm sure I've set your mind at ease though and you'll do the right thing.
Oh, one last thing. If you really want to take it to the edge.. forget the anesthesia.
Ever helpful,
Celeste [8D]
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