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MmakeMme -> RE: removal of frontal lobe (12/9/2006 9:10:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Petruchio For her part, she's willing to go through this. She acknowledges me as her owner and after her clitoridectomy and forced hysterectomy, she says she doesn't much care what happens to her. Make her read every Nicholas Sparks book ever ... uhh ... let's call it "written" ... and your total Domination will be complete! ~maniacal laugh~ On the up (or down) side, once you have her lobotomized, she'll actually enjoy them.

Petruchio -> RE: removal of frontal lobe (12/9/2006 12:30:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MmakeMme Make her read every Nicholas Sparks book ever ... Sheesh! I'm a dom/master, not a sadist! (laughing)

Petruchio -> RE: removal of frontal lobe (12/9/2006 12:32:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin We have an "As seen on TV" store at our local mall. You can find some amazing stuff there.....although I have never seen that device LoD was referring to..... It's in the back with the ElectroVaginator.

mistoferin -> RE: removal of frontal lobe (12/9/2006 12:47:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Petruchio It's in the back with the ElectroVaginator. ElectroVaginator??? Hot DAMN I am soooooo freaking there!!!!

Petruchio -> RE: removal of frontal lobe (12/9/2006 1:14:22 PM)
quote: ElectroVaginator??? Hot DAMN I am soooooo freaking there!!!! Be sure not to confuse it with the ElectroVeginator which replaced the Veg-o-Matic food puree processor.

mistoferin -> RE: removal of frontal lobe (12/9/2006 1:18:02 PM)
LMAO.....Owwwwwwwww!

MmakeMme -> RE: removal of frontal lobe (12/9/2006 1:57:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Petruchio quote: ElectroVaginator??? Hot DAMN I am soooooo freaking there!!!! Be sure not to confuse it with the ElectroVeginator which replaced the Veg-o-Matic food puree processor. Not to be confused with the Electron Penis Magnifier, which (if you ask me) is just plain cheatin'.

Petruchio -> RE: removal of frontal lobe (12/9/2006 3:07:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MmakeMme Not to be confused with the Electron Penis Magnifier, which (if you ask me) is just plain cheatin'. (grin) Some need it, some don't.

BossySSBBW -> RE: removal of frontal lobe (12/12/2006 7:28:40 AM)
ROFLMFAO Get a grip....oh, you probably don't have anything to grip.

Petruchio -> RE: removal of frontal lobe (12/12/2006 8:52:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BossySSBBW Get a grip....oh, you probably don't have anything to grip. That's covered on the 'Removal of Clitoris' thread.

WestWanderer -> RE: removal of frontal lobe (12/23/2006 8:29:00 PM)
Oh, good idea. But it sort of makes a waste of the clitoridectomy though doesn't it? And heck, I wouldn't worry about the scarring or the lack of hair. It's a mark of your ownership over her. [;)] Just imagion the hours of fun you'll have as your slave stares at the lamp for days on end!

bondgrrl -> RE: removal of frontal lobe (12/23/2006 8:43:48 PM)
this has simply got to be the funniest post/thread i have ever read....much needed. thanks :)

badlilthang -> RE: removal of frontal lobe (12/26/2006 3:20:00 AM)
good to see humor back and alive here. the clit removal thread surely got me nervous there for a bit...but i am releaved now - after i have read many posts telling me that it will be a lobotomy first - to kinda remove anxiety, any somewhat normal thought processes ( i am blonde....that should explain a lot).. so my question is...does blondes really need a lobotomy? Brittany Spears...miss Hilton.....Trump ( his hairdresser HAS to be lobotomized or blonde....for having so little pride when it comes to his/her profession)...i mean...they/we prove ourselves daily....and think of the money a Master would save..for chosing a blonde slave.beams. Also - if He wanted a natural and wild sounding name for His little treasure...~lobo~ comes to mind....sending my thoughts back to those wonderful wolves....(after they are dead, of course)....can't get any better than this... howls to the moon.... badlilthang

RazorJAK -> RE: removal of frontal lobe (12/26/2006 4:23:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sinergy quote: ORIGINAL: Petruchio On the down side, I'm concerned about the scarring of her frontal love affecting her looks. Does the scar tissue readily heal? Will her hair grow back over it? I recognize that unlike clit removal, this might be noticeable to her nosy parents and vanilla authorities. I will take a crack at this. The frontal lobotomy given to psychiatric patients to make them more pliable is done using an ice pick like tool inserted up the patient's nose and tapped into place with a surgical hammer. The tool is then moved from side to side inside the brain cavity. The scar given to Jack Nicholson in the movie "One Flew Over The Cuckoos nest" was odd, since I am not sure how useful removing that particular section of the brain would be. But that is just me... And I could be wrong. Egas Moniz, one of the pioneers of the lobotomy technique, was shot to death by one of his patients. One of the lil trivia tidbits I remember from high school. Back in the day when they actually TAUGHT something in high school other than how to pass a standardized exit exam.

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