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things not to say/ do to your Dom - 2/17/2005 9:10:04 AM

Tbelle

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I've given Sir food poisoning

I cooked my first ever curry last night and as my reward Sir has given me plenty of technicolour deposits in the slave shouldn't cook ever again bank.

I fear I may not be allowed to forget this in a hurry.

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 2/17/2005 9:11:12 AM

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Ouchers...causing pain and displeasure and illness in one's owner is definitely not advised. But life goes on, just means that's a place to focus on training in the future!

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 2/17/2005 9:14:11 AM

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I remember using the words "bitchboy" once...
Once....

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 2/17/2005 9:21:05 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Tbelle

I've given Sir food poisoning

I cooked my first ever curry last night and as my reward Sir has given me plenty of technicolour deposits in the slave shouldn't cook ever again bank.

I fear I may not be allowed to forget this in a hurry.

Marshmallow Sir? While presenting him a perfectly toasted marshmallow on the end of HIS favorite cane.
Using his wood implements for the bonfire to toast marshmallows.

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 2/17/2005 9:22:22 AM

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Marshmallow Sir? While presenting him a perfectly toasted marshmallow on the end of HIS favorite cane.
Using his wood implements for the bonfire to toast marshmallows.

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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow, I'd be so dead if that were me...literally.

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 2/17/2005 9:25:15 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: EmeraldSlave2

Marshmallow Sir? While presenting him a perfectly toasted marshmallow on the end of HIS favorite cane.
Using his wood implements for the bonfire to toast marshmallows.

OMG !!! suddenly , inadvertently making Him ill seems a much easier fate to bear

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 2/17/2005 9:37:55 AM

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I fear I may not be allowed to forget this in a hurry.

Maybe he will make you taste all food a half an hour before he puts any into his mouth from here on out?

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 2/17/2005 9:41:46 AM

Tbelle

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that's the worst bit, we both had the meal, I've only suffered slight queasyness, but I might offer up the idea of food tester by way of apology, thank you for you thoughts xx

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 2/17/2005 10:08:34 AM

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quote:

I've given Sir food poisoning

I cooked my first ever curry last night and as my reward Sir has given me plenty of technicolour deposits in the slave shouldn't cook ever again bank.

I fear I may not be allowed to forget this in a hurry.

Well, I have a submissive in my life who claims they can't boil water, so I give you points for trying.

And from the Top side of this, I would say that the operative here is intent. I can only assume it was not your intension to give Him food poisoning, and although it's profusely inconvenient, I would hope it's not a deal breaker.

I was always a perfectly behaved, appropriate bottom so of couse I have no horror stories

Except for the one time I was at my friend and her Master's house and he was pontification something I didn't agree with, and when he left the room I made an innappropriate (well, clearly I thought it was appropriate) hand gesture and her eyes got wide as saucers. "He's right behind me isn't he?" was my question and of course he was. There's nothing more humiliating than being punished by someone else's Dom.

However, the two situations differ because you didn't intend to food poison, where I fully indended my hand gesture ~grin~

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 2/17/2005 10:52:37 AM

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Personally, we're of the "it's the thought that counts" school of thought. Now, if our boy, knowing full well that I'm allergic to bell peppers, puts them into anything that he serves me, then he would be in a pile of shit that he'd need a map, compass and a few years to find his way out of ... but if he didn't do it on purpose, then he wouldn't be in trouble (like when he ordered some Chinese food for me that should have been fine for me ... and wasn't).

It's a much bigger deal to me when I hear "Um... Mistress ... the condom came off ... "

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 2/17/2005 2:48:32 PM

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Don't smack his butt. I did once, meant as just a playful slap. It was not taken well, lesson well learned.

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 2/17/2005 2:55:47 PM

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Don't smack his butt. I did once, meant as just a playful slap. It was not taken well, lesson well learned.

I've learned that lesson before too. Ouch.

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 2/17/2005 5:18:16 PM

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accidentally hit Master in the head with my calf, once. He occasionally refers to me kicking Him in the head... non punishment, it was an accident... but there is torture.

as far as the stuff that gets me in trouble... saying "yeah right" at just the most inappropriate time... well, i am working on that.

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 2/17/2005 6:29:15 PM

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I am an eye roller from way back...

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 2/17/2005 8:17:49 PM

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I'm a chronic eye roller too. I'll never break that habit.

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 2/17/2005 8:24:00 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Tbelle

I've given Sir food poisoning

I cooked my first ever curry last night and as my reward Sir has given me plenty of technicolour deposits in the slave shouldn't cook ever again bank.

I fear I may not be allowed to forget this in a hurry.

BRILLIANT! You've just figured out the way to get out of cooking! LOL.. I hope he feels better soon!

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 2/17/2005 10:24:45 PM

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 2/18/2005 5:17:09 AM

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A long while back, before i became my Master's property, when i was just getting into the lifestyle, i was attending a munch with at the time a serious prospective Master (learned later he was no Master at all...which is a totally different story altogether! LOL)

anyway...attending this munch with him, and it was seriously his intent to show off his new toy (me). Well, he was in the process of training me, i knew all the rules for public decorum that had been set out and well...i let my tongue run away with me which went something like this:

Sitting at the table with 25 or so other people, at least 15 of whom were Masters...

He snaps his fingers...(my cue to light him a cigarette and hand it to him).

i light the smoke, hand it to him, go back to eating my supper.

He continues speaking with the group of Masters around him, playing with his cigarette in the ashtray.

The lit end of the cigarette falls off the cigarette landing in the ashtray, he brings the cigarette to his mouth to take a drag and notices that it is no longer lit.

Frowning, he states: "I lost my cherry."

Under my breath, but (ooooops) apparently still loud enough for the other Masters to hear i say: "Master, isn't that i little difficult for a man to do?"

I thought it was funny...i was quite amused with myself, he wasn't.

ummmmm.....

lesson learned, LOL

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 2/18/2005 5:46:53 AM

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NEVER, NEVER say...."Aw come on...you can swing harder than that can't ya?"

OUCH!!!!!

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RE: things not to say/ do to your Dom - 6/2/2005 7:09:29 PM

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ok reviving an old thread...

Tuesday, sitting in darlingjade's car in Corpus, just having gotten back from breakfast, pedis, and shopping. Master calls on my cell. well, after getting darlingjade riled by telling Him that any uppitiness on my part is her fault (she DOES influence me!), and having Him make a list of all the infractions i was committing while she was teasing me from her side, i say: "yeah, yeah... You know, You're burning my minutes."

ok, the second i said that, i wanted it back.

darlingjade got quiet... but laughed when she next heard me begging "Nonononononono! please?" He was saying "Well! If you want to play that. I can just..."

anyway, i thought of this thread... had to share...

never ever ever tell your Dom/me that He or She is burning your minutes.

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