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Mikal -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/10/2006 8:33:05 PM)
I like the one with Calvin (from Calvin & Hobbs): Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over. I've got an attitude. Others: I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead. Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. Awww Ralph, that's just sick! (pic of a cow BBQing hamburger patties)

siamsa24 -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/11/2006 5:42:56 AM)
I just found an old one in storage. The front is blank and the back says "STOP FOLLOWING ME!"

hejira92 -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/11/2006 7:22:23 AM)
Saw one the other day- "Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver." I called Sir and left a voicemail, I thought is was so good. He went back the next day, but couldn't find it. [&o]

Mercnbeth -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/11/2006 7:22:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Missokyst What are some funny shirt sayings you have seen? "It's all fun and games until the Vice President shoots you in the face"

DiamondOrchid -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/11/2006 10:11:43 AM)
I saw one online - black with white writting: ASS the other vagina Cute, but I doubt I'd wear it in public [8\|]. D.

mgdartist -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/11/2006 11:15:52 AM)
Front: "You're just like my Dog.." Back: "What he don't fuck up, he backs up and shits on" these also got approved by the Dementia QC panel: http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=691 http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=833 http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=762 http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=719 and this Sigh, was suggested for my personal daily wear: http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=599 ...that is just wrong!

Missokyst -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/11/2006 11:52:50 AM)
LMAO.

jeffner -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/11/2006 1:51:50 PM)
'One by on the penguins steal my sanity' 'You're only jealous 'cause the voices talk to me' Biker T-Shirt (on the back)- 'If you can read this, the bitch has fallen off! lol...the list goes on!

Missokyst -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/11/2006 4:40:36 PM)
LOL.. we gave the penguins one to a friend of ours. It really suited him! Kyst

unownedredhead -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/12/2006 1:46:50 AM)
"Don't sweat the petty, pet the sweaty" "I've been bad" "Can we bring her?" "everything I like is either illegal, illmoral, or fatening" "sorry I missed church, but I was becoming a lesbian and studying witchcraft." "sorry they don't talk"

ShreveportMaster -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/12/2006 1:49:24 AM)
LOL, they don't? Are you sure??? I'm absolutely certain I've heard a few speak to me at one time or another [:D]

MistressMaamNH -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/12/2006 2:37:27 AM)
My personal favorite, (and I know it's going to torque more than a few folks off lol) : "Male doms are just in it for the blow jobs" [:D] MMNH

unownedredhead -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/12/2006 2:46:28 AM)
How are you this early morning hour? I am quite sure they do not talk. LOL. "life is not a spectator sport. how about a little hands on babe?"

ShreveportMaster -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/12/2006 11:01:00 AM)
Gives her a big hug, and kisses her pretty red curls. Mild case of insomnia. My fave T-shirt is "I'm Big, you're small...have a nice day [8D]

hejira92 -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/12/2006 1:51:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: unownedredhead "sorry I missed church, but I was becoming a lesbian and studying witchcraft." ROTFL. One of the best I ever saw was a sillouette of someone dancing by a fire- the caption "Born Again Pagan"

drawntothedark -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/12/2006 2:14:57 PM)
A very large man I'm guessing 350 was wearing a bright neon green shirt with "I beat anorexia" My other favorite "Come to the dark side.....we have beer" I also LOVE love love those "how to train your bitch" T-shirts. It had either a Dom/sub, Domme/sub male or Domme/sub female on it. There are commands like beg, roll over, bad girl!

ADomDoc -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/12/2006 2:30:27 PM)
50,000 Battered Women & all this time I've been eating them plain! Pussy ... the other white meat. I don't want a woman with good taste ... I want a woman who tastes good.

akisha -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/12/2006 2:33:04 PM)
Favorite T-shirt i've seen so far was on one of my co-workers. in itty bitty tiny writting on the chest so that you have to get really close to read it, it says "nosey little fucker aren't you?" The one I bought this weekend is " Good Girls are just bad girls that haven't been caught" Sir bought one that says " I believe in Traditional Marraige. 1 Master, 1 slave" [:-] My boss wears one often that says " Carefully disguised as a Responsible Adult" Bar shirt I used to wear said " You're boyfriend says Hi" and i wore my " I love your boyfriend" sox with it S

Miss_Kittie22 -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/12/2006 11:00:25 PM)
I have one that says: Front: Who needs big tits Back: When you have an ass like this also I like "I taught your boyfriend that think you like"

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/12/2006 11:17:45 PM)
I have a few new ones Lead me not into Temptation, I can find it myself thanks I am not trying to be difficult, it just comes naturally Caffiene Marines: The few , the proud, the caffienated Respect my Peeps with a picture of 3 marshmallow chicks on the front And my favorite: Youll regret reading this teesirt when the sketch artists asks you to describe my face DV

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