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gooddogbenji -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/11/2007 3:04:47 PM)

On the front
                             Nietzsche - God is dead.
On the back
                             God - Nietzsche is dead.

Yours,


benji



abytchgoddess4u -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/11/2007 3:44:21 PM)

I have a bunch of great ones...mostly booby shirts.

"I'm not a slut, I'm popular"
"If I make you cum in your pants, will you go away?"
"Dead men don't rape", that one is in pulp novel style with a chick with a gun and sites in her eyes...my favorite!
"Canadian girls kick ass!"

I'm a definite bumper sticker person(I have a file full and change them regularly) and I used to have one that said " Eschew Obfuscation". My all-time favorite though, said "Having fun at the expense of others".



dcnovice -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/11/2007 7:27:23 PM)

I almost bought one that said "does anal-retentive have a hyphen?" but it drove me beserk that the D in "Does" wasn't capitalized!



servilehelot -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/11/2007 7:53:34 PM)

I read the forums but never post so hi everyone. Here is one that isnt exactly funny but Im sure people will enjoy it.
http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?productID=91

If anyone thinks of ordering it Ive ordered alot from the site and they are safe.



hobbit9sub4u -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/12/2007 4:10:00 AM)

back when i was in grade school, (a whole 10 or so years ago, lol) everyone had these shirts that were camo and said, Ha, now you cant see me. which i swear my friend lindsay came up with before they put it on a shirt,(he used to wear camo all the time and pretend to go invisible and shout, now you cant see me!) anyways i never got one of those ones but i do have one that says, can you see me now? its plain white lettering on a camo shirt, which i love.



hejira92 -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/16/2007 7:57:23 PM)

My Mom just sent me a pic of some guy wearing a shirt that says:
 
I'm not a Gynocologist
but I'll take a look



Koukei -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/16/2007 11:10:27 PM)

Special shirt I had made says "Ee San 4 Life. Can't afford Sam San"
One that says "Pedophiles love me! I look and sound 11 but im really 18!"
And "Its not cheating if its on myspace!"
 
~Koukei MonStar~



magicone -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/17/2007 10:16:01 AM)

i do have one it says

"Please marry me or at least take me out for lunch"

reactions really funny when i wear it [sm=evil.gif]



KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/17/2007 10:31:22 AM)

I just got some new ones. 
1) I WANT YOU to go away
2) I like it weird and sloppy (with happy bunny on the front)
3)Sticks and stones may break my bones, chains and whips excite me.  Throw me down, tie me up, show me that you like me.
4) No one knows im not wearing underpants (with a smiley face that has the lil "oops" looking face)
I love my friends who hook me up with this crap.  [:)]



GentlehandSTL -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/17/2007 12:56:16 PM)

In my youth I had one that had a raised clenched fist holding broken chains and below it is said:

REUNITE PANGEA!

Of course you need the know...before you can 'get it'

But the 'lefty girls' thought it was cute



hejira92 -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/17/2007 3:20:03 PM)

One of the female students in the HS where I teach wore this yesterday:
 
Shhh! No one knows I'm Gay



RibbonsAndCurls -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/17/2007 5:00:11 PM)

If I can find this shirt again, I will buy it in a second! It's cammo and says "Oh shit! It's snowing!"



Saratov -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/17/2007 5:35:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: hejira92

One of the female students in the HS where I teach wore this yesterday:
 
Shhh! No one knows I'm Gay


[8|] I bet the admin loved that.
[sm=meh.gif] I think maybe her secret is out. [sm=biggrin.gif]



BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/18/2007 4:10:16 AM)

My personal favorite is one I saw in a catalog saying

"New scientific evidence proves the world does revolve around me"   M



Killbotsgirl -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/18/2007 2:29:06 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MagiksSlave

Master has one that I am confenscateing because it lies and he told me lieing is not acceptable... it says "Im not evil Im just missunderstood"

But Master is most deffinetly evil!!

Magik's slave
lol i know how that is i want to find one like that



smirkingsheep -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/18/2007 10:49:12 PM)

"Haikus are easy
But they don't always make sense
Refridgerator"

"Honk if you're about to run me over."
"Sublimi'mAwesomeinal"
"Death, our nation's number one killer."
"So far, this is the oldest I've been."
"I shower naked."
"Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil."
"Myspace Celebrity"

EDIT: I'm a moron. [:@]



CandleInTheWind -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/19/2007 8:49:08 PM)

anotehr in my collection is 

behind every good woman is a guy checking her out!



Eagr2Learn -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/20/2007 8:48:27 PM)

I have a t shirt that says " Your Girlfriend likes me more"



Eagr2Learn -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/20/2007 8:50:39 PM)

I also have a T shirt that says "I do the things your afraid to fantize about"



DiurnalVampire -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/20/2007 8:57:22 PM)

Saw one today from Mythbusters
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"



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