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Saratov -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/1/2007 8:49:00 AM)

Marine Corps emblem and "When it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed over-night!"

Any special forces emblem and "Mess with the Best
                                                Die like the Rest! "

Skull w/ crossed knife and fork- Save the Unit
                                                 Kill the cook



HarryVanWinkle -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/1/2007 9:40:25 AM)

(Front) "Nuke 'em till they glow."

(Back) "Then shoot 'em in the dark."



Nosathro -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/1/2007 9:56:09 AM)

Tal and greetings
 
A long time ago I had a T-shirt with the Knight who's  arms and legs are cut off from Montey Python "Holy Grail" with the caption "It's only a flesh wound".  I participate at Renaissance Faires doing sword fighting and battle reenactments I wore it during non faire hours and over the year it faded and was torn so I threw it away and could never find a replacement.  Last Friday I found the same shirt, in my size and the only one in stock, I bought.
 
I wish you well
 
Nosathro



LTRsubNW -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/1/2007 10:06:43 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CmotDribbler
Front Shrodinger's cat is Dead, Back: Shrodinger's cat is not dead (wearing it right now actually :D)



Hahahahahahahahahaha....love it :)



Saratov -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/1/2007 10:08:37 AM)

Nosathro, do they have any in XL-XXL? [sm=dance.gif]



Nosathro -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/1/2007 10:55:41 AM)

Tal Saratov
 
Yes they have them in 2XL, I found mine at WalMart.
 
I wish you well
 
Nosathro



DiurnalVampire -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/1/2007 11:20:02 AM)

I got my mom one for the holidays.  "Cute but Psycho... they balance out"
My brother has the Oh shit now your gonna try and cheer me up shirt
I had one of a refrigerator with apost it not on it : This is the refrigerator, the answering machine is broken, so if you would leave me the message and speak really slowly, I'll just scribble it down on a post it and stick it here to myself.
"Im from NY, whats your excuse?"



MizSuz -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/1/2007 6:58:12 PM)

I don't think I've bought a shirt with a saying on it in 2 decades (barring concert t's).  Others get them for me because they see them and it reminds them of me. 

Among those currently in my closet:

Eschew Obfuscation
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I'm a bitch.
She Who Must Be Obeyed
Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later.

I love that Schrodinger's Cat shirt, though.  I'd buy it if I ran across it.




CmotDribbler -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/2/2007 11:06:27 PM)

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Cmot, how much time do you spend at thinkgeek.com?

And I want that hentai shirt, although I think "hentai" would be in hiragana and not kanji. It annoys me when people use that word to refer to any Japanese writing.



Just a bit :D

And sorry, it probably is, I don;t know for sure, and the shirt has been taken off the site.
But in my own defense saying it's written in Kanji will let more people recognize what i'm talking about... though i guess i could have just said japanese writing....



katzschen -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/3/2007 3:51:01 AM)

I can't be good all the time.



Missokyst -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/7/2007 1:02:01 PM)

I saw this on a wall hanging.

Some mornings
It just doesn't pay
To gnaw through
The leather straps.

Kyst



dixiestar69 -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/8/2007 12:11:41 AM)





lets see. I have
Silence is golden but Duct tape is silver (hehe most Dom's would get a kick out of it)
Keep talking I like watchin gyour lips move
I will start listening...When you say something smart
and my favorite
Where you droped on your head as a child?





Saratov -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/8/2007 4:07:52 PM)

Yes, I'd be happy to help you out... Which way did you come in?



bacchas -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/10/2007 8:00:44 PM)

I have one that says, " The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list."
www.tshirthell.com has a lot of great ones.



XMidnightX -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/11/2007 12:59:51 AM)

"Your tears only make me horny"

"I like my women like I like my coffee.....ground up and in the freezer"

"Your little princess is my little whore"

"I swear, I didn't know she was three!"

Hehe....and last but not least!

A baby shirt that says "Broken condom"



RubberWitch -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/11/2007 6:12:29 AM)

"I've eaten all the puppies"
"Teenagers... Fuck'em"

Baby t-shirts.
"I got 665, is that close enough?"
"Didn't you get smeared in my diaper yesterday?"
"It's got to be more fun going in than coming out"
"Cute as a button" (picture of the big red one with a radiation mark)
"Too Young for Keith (just)"
"^food goes in here, You clean up here v"
"Mummy used to wear white"
"Daddy still thinks I'm his"
I got my uncles eyes (on a white "bloodstained" top)


and in blue bubble lettering on a pink skinnyfit....
"How bout I rip your lungs out, shove my hand up yer ass and use you as a glove puppet?"

Aww, girls these days.



tangldupinblue -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/11/2007 6:22:01 AM)

i have a silk screen shop in my basement and can make any shirt i want so far.....

i'm sick and deserve to be twisted

because i love my kids more then jail

if i die on the floor, can i get up in these heels?

i like my women like my coffee, hot and with a spoon, 




subgaluk -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/11/2007 12:18:10 PM)

behind every gifted woman
there is often a rather talented pussy is what my t shirt says



Saratov -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/11/2007 1:22:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: katzschen

I can't be good all the time.


[8|] Maybe a little more often though... [sm=ofcourse.gif]



RibbonsAndCurls -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (1/11/2007 2:48:16 PM)

My friend used to make his own shirts.. they always made us laugh

"Goats and hairy women"
"I'm so white" (it's true, he was almost clear!)



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