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dcnovice -> RE: Ron's Electric NumerUnotronictifiatopiler (1/10/2007 10:07:49 PM)

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(such a nice person)


Not really, alas. I was just fascinated, I'm not sure why, by there being a whole society devoted to a random number (47)!



darchChylde -> RE: Ron's Electric NumerUnotronictifiatopiler (1/10/2007 10:08:33 PM)

you've got to be a sick phuck to want to count the frexkles on Howdy Doody's ass, and i doubt you could do it in hawaii or alaska when he was born



dcnovice -> RE: Ron's Electric NumerUnotronictifiatopiler (1/10/2007 10:11:26 PM)

Forget gold. The real money was in selling jeans.



darchChylde -> RE: Ron's Electric NumerUnotronictifiatopiler (1/10/2007 10:20:50 PM)

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free



dcnovice -> RE: Ron's Electric NumerUnotronictifiatopiler (1/11/2007 6:42:34 PM)

One of the more tedious arguments against DC statehood is that no one knows where to put the f'ing star.

"Taxation without representation," as our license plates say.



RedSavageSlave -> RE: Ron's Electric NumerUnotronictifiatopiler (1/11/2007 7:23:18 PM)

I used to know a student pilot who would fly bombers....does this work?



dcnovice -> RE: Ron's Electric NumerUnotronictifiatopiler (1/11/2007 7:33:54 PM)

Sure does. You were definitely playing with a full deck.



dcnovice -> RE: Ron's Electric NumerUnotronictifiatopiler (1/11/2007 7:38:06 PM)

I, on the other hand, have my head in the clouds, but then that worked out well for Edmund Hillary. And it really was a lovely coronation gift for dear Queen Elizabeth.



dcnovice -> RE: Ron's Electric NumerUnotronictifiatopiler (1/12/2007 10:22:15 PM)

If Emperor1956 were around tonight, I'm sure he'd post this, so I'll do it in his honor to get the thread out of mothballs.

There's a holdup in the Bronx,
Brooklyn's broken out in fights.
There's a traffic jam in Harlem,
That's backed up to Jackson Heights.
There's a scout troop short a child,
Krushchev's due at Idlewild......

<edited because I'm an editor>



goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Ron's Electric NumerUnotronictifiatopiler (1/13/2007 7:12:21 AM)

Write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive...
 
(did I finally catch on?)



dcnovice -> RE: Ron's Electric NumerUnotronictifiatopiler (1/13/2007 11:28:47 AM)

You sure did, and it's great to have a new playmate. [:)]

Need to dash, though, cause I'm finally putting the Christmas stuff away.



goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Ron's Electric NumerUnotronictifiatopiler (1/13/2007 1:12:10 PM)

i like a little variety on the side.



dcnovice -> RE: Ron's Electric NumerUnotronictifiatopiler (1/13/2007 1:16:23 PM)

Yea, a supper of the house of the Lord, well prepared, unto which all nations shall be invited.

Let's hope they don't all bring Jell-O.



goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Ron's Electric NumerUnotronictifiatopiler (1/13/2007 1:18:04 PM)

do you suppose paul simon always feels groovy?



darchChylde -> RE: Ron's Electric NumerUnotronictifiatopiler (1/13/2007 1:22:10 PM)

if you beat me in a game of chinese chekers, i'll give you a nice diamond pendant



goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Ron's Electric NumerUnotronictifiatopiler (1/13/2007 1:26:46 PM)

Mickey Mantle: She looks me dead in the eye, and says, "I thought you was a homo." I said "What the hell are you talkin' about" she goes "well I heard you was a switch hitter."



darchChylde -> RE: Ron's Electric NumerUnotronictifiatopiler (1/13/2007 1:28:43 PM)

Wierd Al was great in UHF



dcnovice -> RE: Ron's Electric NumerUnotronictifiatopiler (1/13/2007 1:33:53 PM)

Was it a good year? Hard to say. John XXIII and JFK both died. On the other hand I was born (the day after JFK's funeral, actually).



goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Ron's Electric NumerUnotronictifiatopiler (1/13/2007 1:35:42 PM)

will you still need me?



mnottertail -> RE: Ron's Electric NumerUnotronictifiatopiler (1/13/2007 1:36:10 PM)

This hyar is my peacemaker....

LBJ



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