Vendaval
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While hiking - "Stay very still and don't move or look down!" Means you are near a snake or something else potentially dangerous! At a single's party - "My new boyfriend is so wonderful! He's buying me breast implants!" Doesn't he like your breasts already? At a friend's home - "Your probation officer called, you need to take another piss test." What kind of trouble are they in now? At the Emergency Room while strapped to a gurney and wearing a paper doily with your ass in the air - "Wow! Mind if we bring in the interns to take a look at this? This is a(n) ________________ (insert long un-pronounceable, un-writable medical phrase) that is quite rare. You will need to see a specialist, make that 3 specialists, and hope to heaven you have first rate insurance, because otherwise you will be bankrupt, disabled, and a Ward of the State."
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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light. So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that great day, I will tease you all the same." "WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE http://KinkMeet.co.uk
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