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Aileen68 -> RE: Answering and advising Problems (1/24/2007 8:50:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: AskAboutBDSM

Anyone looking for answers, advice or useful sugguestions can feel free to message me.
Thanks.  :)

How long do I roast a four pound chicken for?
And at what temp? 




darksdesire -> RE: Answering and advising Problems (1/24/2007 8:56:03 PM)

What's the difference between a slave and a sub?



(please don't really answer that)




kc692 -> RE: Answering and advising Problems (1/24/2007 9:09:05 PM)

What's causing mstrjx's itch?




Aileen68 -> RE: Answering and advising Problems (1/24/2007 9:10:08 PM)

Crabs?




SimplyMichael -> RE: Answering and advising Problems (1/24/2007 9:12:31 PM)

How do you get male submissives to eat cum, especially if crabs are swimming in it?




marieToo -> RE: Answering and advising Problems (1/24/2007 9:13:36 PM)

I wonder if he knows why so many doms in the lifestyle are chubby.




Aileen68 -> RE: Answering and advising Problems (1/24/2007 9:14:44 PM)

That's not my job.




BitaTruble -> RE: Answering and advising Problems (1/24/2007 9:23:29 PM)

~FR~

I'm not sure about this, perhaps the Mods can answer it, but it may be against TOS to post private emails to your public journal even if you ensure privacy by deleting names and such. Something you should probably check out before starting your advice column.

Celeste




angaothsi -> RE: Answering and advising Problems (1/24/2007 11:41:37 PM)

Oh Madrabbit! You make my heart go *thump thump* I worship you oh guru of....what was that title again?




angaothsi -> RE: Answering and advising Problems (1/24/2007 11:43:00 PM)

OH SimplyMichael........ewweweweweweweweweew




catize -> RE: Answering and advising Problems (1/25/2007 1:49:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: AskAboutBDSM

Anyone looking for answers, advice or useful sugguestions can feel free to message me.
Thanks.  :)

Dear AAB,
I am hoping that you can give me some advice.
I have lived with Master for almost a year now.  About 6 months ago he lost his job.  For some reason his boss wasn’t able to accept my Master’s true dominant nature and actually expected Master to follow orders at work!  It always puzzles me that the rest of the world doesn’t see him the way I do; but that’s not the issue at hand.
Since Master keeps me naked and in the house at all times, I have not been able to look for work.  Master says it would be topping from the bottom if I brought home a paycheck while he is unemployed.  He loves me so much that he is doctor shopping with the goal of finding someone to agree that he can get on disability. 
In the meantime we have used up all our savings.   When that was gone we had a yard sale and sold all my possessions and extra things we had around the house.  That money didn’t last long either and poor Master was out of beer and food. 
Master had a brilliant (as always) idea and told all his buddies that for a six pack of beer I would give them a blow job.  If someone brings a case of beer and a pizza he gets to do my ass. 
I am allowed to eat the left over pizza crusts and lick the melted cheese off the bottom of the box.  And it brought tears to my eyes the day someone brought over burgers and Master let me eat the pickles!  He takes such good care of me!  I take a multivitamin daily to keep my health so I can care for Master as he deserves to be cared for.  I am a little worried because the bottle is almost empty but as a slave I cannot ask for more.  I’ll worry about that later.  But I digress.
Our gas and lights were shut off when we couldn’t pay the bill.  Now that it is cold weather his pals don’t stop by as often; apparently they don’t like getting naked when the room temperature is so low.  Master calls them fair weather friends and I agree.  We use candles at night because they are cheaper than batteries for the flashlight and the little bit of heat they give off helps. 
Last night I was giving Master his bedtime blow job.  (Candle light makes it so romantic!)  When he set down his can of beer he knocked over the burning candle on the bedside stand.  He was preoccupied and didn’t realize the sheets had caught on fire.  Luckily, I smelled the smoke and without missing a stroke grabbed the beer can and doused the flames just before Master climaxed.  He was quite angry with me because it was his last can of beer and it might be springtime before his buddies start to visit again.  He punished me harshly and whipped me until I bled. 
But all that is not the problem.
Because we sold all but one set of sheets at the yard sale, I need to find out how to remove scorch marks and repair the burn holes in the bed linens.  Do you have any advice for me on how to do that?  Any suggestions would be most appreciated.
Sign me,
  Bare  mAttreSSed.
 
P.S.  Do you give out prizes for good BDSM questions?  If you do, Master needs some beer, and if it isn't too forward of a slave to ask something for herself, a bottle of vitamins would be nice. Thanks again. 




heartfeltsub -> RE: Answering and advising Problems (1/25/2007 3:18:39 AM)

hilarious catize




Squeakers -> RE: Answering and advising Problems (1/25/2007 4:27:16 AM)

Catize,

      With no power how were you able to post this---ohhhh wait you went and used the pc at the library clad in just your collar and chain or did you sell that at your yard sale?




RavenMuse -> RE: Answering and advising Problems (1/25/2007 4:45:37 AM)

Welcome to Januarys edition of Uncle Raven's agony advice:

Todays question: What would be the reaction of a whole forum of people with a full range of experience from those with a number of decades in the lifestyle right down to first day newbies, to some putz with no varifiable track record trying to set himself up as somekind of D/s guru!?

Answer: Probably just about piss themselves laughing at the person who's approach marks him out clearly as someone without the first clue... at least in terms of how to relate to a community of lifestylers who have access to a great many VERIFIABLE sources of advice.

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




BeingChewsie -> RE: Answering and advising Problems (1/25/2007 5:11:54 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: AskAboutBDSM

Anyone looking for answers, advice or useful sugguestions can feel free to message me.
Thanks.  :)



Are YOU the magic 8 ball of BDSM???? [:D]




RavenMuse -> RE: Answering and advising Problems (1/25/2007 5:23:28 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BeingChewsie
quote:

ORIGINAL: AskAboutBDSM
Anyone looking for answers, advice or useful sugguestions can feel free to message me.
Thanks.  :)

Are YOU the magic 8 ball of BDSM???? [:D]


Well I get the impression there is a load of balls involved somewhere in this [;)]




bearincuffs -> RE: Answering and advising Problems (1/25/2007 5:32:21 AM)

Seems to me if I'm looking for any advice, answers and/or suggestions, the first person I would talk to is Master!
But that's just my humble opinion!




catize -> RE: Answering and advising Problems (1/25/2007 5:36:31 AM)

[:)]
I'm  blaming my insomnia.




catize -> RE: Answering and advising Problems (1/25/2007 5:38:37 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Squeakers

Catize,

     With no power how were you able to post this---ohhhh wait you went and used the pc at the library clad in just your collar and chain or did you sell that at your yard sale?

Since AAB has all the answers, lets ask him![:)]
< looks expectantly to the OP and patiently waits>




RedSavageSlave -> RE: Answering and advising Problems (1/25/2007 5:53:45 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel

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ORIGINAL: RedSavageSlave

<--sits with NaughtyAngel [sm=book.gif]


I would say we could have some popcorn, but I started low carbing again today.  Want some cheese? [;)]



Im not much of a cheese eater unless its melted on a pizza.....but you eat...I will snack later..this book is getting good




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