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kindaeasy69 -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 4:51:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: polyamorous
They are all packed up and at one sister's house coon cats, dog and all.


This has really been bugging me, can someone please tell me what a coon cat is?




sensualmagirl -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 4:56:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

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ORIGINAL: sensualmagirl


Stories of polyamorous families, mute slaves, murder, intrigue, and lesbian farms? Priceless!

edited to add: waiting on pins and needles for the next installment.  Wonder which hollywood stars will be in the film version?


Oh, easy.....

Billy Bob Thornton for the Master

Naomi Judd for the Mama....on second thought, make that Rosie O'Donnell

Mute slaves:  Jessica and Ashley Simpson, Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton.  (They're MUTE!!!!!  Yayyyy!)

Pregnant Lesbian:  David Spade


I like it... and I think the mute slaves could be completely interchangeable (maybe throw in some of those "Real Housewives of Orange County" for good measure/back-up support)

I can't decide between Tom Cruise or Kevin Bacon for the murdering criminal Dom (I dislike Tom Cruise would be nice to see him play a villan, but, Kevn Bacon plays a great criminal!)




twicehappy -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 5:03:16 PM)

Christopher Walken to play the part of Polyamourous!!!!!
 
Use Billy Bob to play the Sheriff.
 




sensualmagirl -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 5:04:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: twicehappy

Christopher Walken to play the part of Polyamourous!!!!!
 
Use Billy Bob to play the Sheriff.
 


Yes, that is the "dream team" -- we'll make a fortune!




FukinTroll -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 5:05:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: twicehappy

Christopher Walken to play the part of Polyamourous!!!!!
 
Use Billy Bob to play the Sheriff.
 


Aw man I wanted billy bob to play me.




topcat -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 5:06:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kindaeasy69

quote:

ORIGINAL: polyamorous
They are all packed up and at one sister's house coon cats, dog and all.


This has really been bugging me, can someone please tell me what a coon cat is?


Dear KE-
 
Up aways in Maine, down east watermen cross breed cats with racoons and train them to havest lobsters from the pots.
 
They are really big cats with opposable thumbs (to open the pots) and striped coon tails. Very friendly, for the most part, and large enough to scare the parents of neighborhood children.
 
Stay warm,
Lawrence




dawntreader -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 5:10:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TribeTziyon

The Salvation Army has rescued them all. They are currently relocating to Utah after the chemo/hospice/wedding/trial.


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




twicehappy -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 5:11:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Aw man I wanted billy bob to play me.


Nicholas Cage is who i was thinking for your part.




sensualmagirl -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 5:13:05 PM)

Aaaww... ok, you can have Billy Bob then....

Who would you like to play the sheriff? How about our "leading lady" who saves the day and rescues them?

edited to say: how about Nicholas Cage as the Sherriff?




FukinTroll -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 5:16:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: twicehappy

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Aw man I wanted billy bob to play me.


Nicholas Cage is who i was thinking for your part.



Are you sure he is ugly enough?




kindaeasy69 -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 5:26:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: topcat

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ORIGINAL: kindaeasy69

quote:

ORIGINAL: polyamorous
They are all packed up and at one sister's house coon cats, dog and all.


This has really been bugging me, can someone please tell me what a coon cat is?


Dear KE-
 
Up aways in Maine, down east watermen cross breed cats with racoons and train them to havest lobsters from the pots.
 
They are really big cats with opposable thumbs (to open the pots) and striped coon tails. Very friendly, for the most part, and large enough to scare the parents of neighborhood children.
 
Stay warm,
Lawrence


[sm=ofcourse.gif]

Now how did I not know that.




windchymes -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 5:54:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: twicehappy

Christopher Walken to play the part of Polyamourous!!!!!
 
Use Billy Bob to play the Sheriff.
 



Mmmm, good choices!  Wish I'd have thought of Walken!  How about Jack Nicholson in "Heeeeeeere's Johnny!" mode to play the murderer?




BobTheMaster -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 6:24:12 PM)

Ladies, Gentlemen  Doms Dommes Masters Mistresses subs and slaves,

I thank you all from the bottom of my heart, <bows deeply> to wulf and the others (you know who you are) thank you for a most entertaining thread, i dont think ive laughed so hard in all my life.

Just as a side note i think i may change my profile - simply because i did not concider my name very well - i should i think have stuck to the screen name i have used all over the internet for years - BehemothSlayer - what does everyone think - bit less predictable




findmedaddy -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 6:32:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: topcat

quote:

ORIGINAL: kindaeasy69

quote:

ORIGINAL: polyamorous
They are all packed up and at one sister's house coon cats, dog and all.


This has really been bugging me, can someone please tell me what a coon cat is?


Dear KE-
 
Up aways in Maine, down east watermen cross breed cats with racoons and train them to havest lobsters from the pots.
 
They are really big cats with opposable thumbs (to open the pots) and striped coon tails. Very friendly, for the most part, and large enough to scare the parents of neighborhood children.
 
Stay warm,
Lawrence


This is so much better than what a coon cat really is that even though the honor of my state almost demands that I write a correction, I won't. Such a burden to be a Mainah.




FukinTroll -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 6:33:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BobTheMaster

Ladies, Gentlemen  Doms Dommes Masters Mistresses subs and slaves,

I thank you all from the bottom of my heart, <bows deeply> to wulf and the others (you know who you are) thank you for a most entertaining thread, i dont think ive laughed so hard in all my life.

Just as a side note i think i may change my profile - simply because i did not concider my name very well - i should i think have stuck to the screen name i have used all over the internet for years - BehemothSlayer - what does everyone think - bit less predictable


BobtheSubBuilder is better.




kc692 -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 7:33:28 PM)

Bob, you have to change your name to what FukinTroll said...that will catch attention from any sub that has a sense of humor, rfl!!




Vendaval -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 7:33:34 PM)

Main Coon Cats - http://www.fanciers.com/breed-faqs/maine-coon-faq.html




Vendaval -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 7:41:08 PM)

Nah, just get some of the guys from MTV's "Jackass", they would be
way cheaper than regular film actors and crazy enough to do their
own stunts.




sensualmagirl -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 8:03:05 PM)

I don't know if "coon cats" is the same as Maine Coon Cats (I think it's something different in Kentucky, not sure though, but, I think it's slang nonetheless for something else)...

But, I have a Maine Coon Cat... they are lovely cats, very sweet and goofy and soooo playful [:D]

Edited: I did a little looksee on the internet, and I think "Coon Cat" is a local US slang derived from Maine Coon Cats, but has come to mean any large bread of cats.




topcat -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 9:48:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: findmedaddy

quote:

ORIGINAL: topcat

quote:

ORIGINAL: kindaeasy69

quote:

ORIGINAL: polyamorous
They are all packed up and at one sister's house coon cats, dog and all.


This has really been bugging me, can someone please tell me what a coon cat is?


Dear KE-
 
Up aways in Maine, down east watermen cross breed cats with racoons and train them to havest lobsters from the pots.
 
They are really big cats with opposable thumbs (to open the pots) and striped coon tails. Very friendly, for the most part, and large enough to scare the parents of neighborhood children.
 
Stay warm,
Lawrence


This is so much better than what a coon cat really is that even though the honor of my state almost demands that I write a correction, I won't. Such a burden to be a Mainah.


Dear FMD-
 
No, it's true- granmma told me so.
and my neighbors Maine coon cat, Tunah, does so have thumbs, so there.
 
Stay warm,
Lawrence
 




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