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kindaeasy69 -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 3:11:16 PM)

I want to live on the farm with the lesbians.

Well if they are hot lipstick lesbians [:D]




FukinTroll -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 3:14:14 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Is the lesbian farm up for sale???


No! I am keeping it. But you can come live with me.




LaTigresse -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 3:14:54 PM)

okay




LaTigresse -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 3:22:28 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kindaeasy69

I want to live on the farm with the lesbians.

Well if they are hot lipstick lesbians [:D]


Sorry, straight male dominants and lesbians as a general rule don't work out too well. Of course there is the rare occasional exception.




FukinTroll -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 3:25:04 PM)

A male lesbian Dom?




LaTigresse -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 3:26:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

A male lesbian Dom?


As I said, the occasional rare exception.




FukinTroll -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 3:30:21 PM)

[sm=mrpuffy.gif]My milkshake brings all the subbies to the yard.....




LaTigresse -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 3:35:35 PM)

And here I thought it was a fluffy dancing marshmellow cloud




Vendaval -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 3:40:12 PM)

Sounds more like Jerry Springer or Hard Copy to me.




Vendaval -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 3:51:58 PM)

(Cue music for the Darth Vader theme from Star Wars.)

quote:

ORIGINAL: twicehappy

And BAM! Our beloved Wulfie returns.
 
Do you think maybe he was just waiting to hear his entrance music and announcement?




findmedaddy -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 3:52:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TribeTziyon

I think it is being portioned off to New Mexico. The great Spirit likes the land there.


No! Not New Mexico! I'm going to move there, and I want to think all of these people are in Kentucky or New Jersey or wherever.




desertdancer -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 3:57:23 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kindaeasy69

Wait is it over???

I was actually starting to enjoy the story, but I have to say it needed a twist.  Perhaps the "Bad Master" could escape from prision and track his slaves down? 


I guess I should have stopped reading when got to this:
quote:

ORIGINAL: polyamorous

This is most definitely real or I'd not still be awake at day light and just taking my night meds I forgot.





I'm workin' on it....

LaTigress, I don't know yet if you save the slaves, I am thinkin you get to keep the table though.  I honestly got so lost with the last posts that I now have to re-read all of Poly's posts to make up any more...

As for if the Crim. Dom escapes, we'll have to see...







sensualmagirl -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 3:57:36 PM)

oooh... thank you desertdancer for that story, and to velvetpetal for the summary...

I've got a horrible cold and cough, but, I just had to sift through all of this... priceless enterntainment, I tell you...

some sort of mastercard commercial would do nicely here:

high-speed internet connection? $30

a Frozen Toasted Almond cocktail? $10

Stories of polyamorous families, mute slaves, murder, intrigue, and lesbian farms? Priceless!

edited to add: waiting on pins and needles for the next installment.  Wonder which hollywood stars will be in the film version?




windchymes -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 3:59:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: kindaeasy69

I want to live on the farm with the lesbians.

Well if they are hot lipstick lesbians [:D]


Sorry, straight male dominants and lesbians as a general rule don't work out too well. Of course there is the rare occasional exception.



Oh dear....somebody resuce her before she gets pregnant with his baby and then becomes mute! [:D]




windchymes -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 4:02:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sensualmagirl


Stories of polyamorous families, mute slaves, murder, intrigue, and lesbian farms? Priceless!

edited to add: waiting on pins and needles for the next installment.  Wonder which hollywood stars will be in the film version?


Oh, easy.....

Billy Bob Thornton for the Master

Naomi Judd for the Mama....on second thought, make that Rosie O'Donnell

Mute slaves:  Jessica and Ashley Simpson, Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton.  (They're MUTE!!!!!  Yayyyy!)

Pregnant Lesbian:  David Spade




Vendaval -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 4:07:22 PM)

Dude!  Is he like, man, I mean...like one of those poisonous
toads or something?  LIke if you lick his back you will hallucinate
and shit? 


quote:

ORIGINAL: twicehappy
It is ok Ron, the FukinTroll is immune to poisen poot, in fact he likes it and has volunteered to take your place. Run now!




desertdancer -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 4:12:32 PM)

LaTigress stood in the dinning room, her cape amazingly unscathed from the racoon and the grime of the old KY farm house, she kindly leaned forward and offered her hand.

"Think of me as Super Nanny, only, I'm slim, without the posh Brittish accent and I don't sing the "peepee in the potty" song" Latigress said as small fingers reached up and placed themselves into her warm palm.  Latigress firmly and steadly helped the girl to her feet. Her sparkling brown gazing taking in the girl's appearance, she tilted her head.

"Hmmm, odd..." LaTigress thought as she tried to work out the ethnicity of the girl.  She looked to be from the middle eastern countires of some sort, yet she held the high cheek bones and facial features of a Native American.

As LaTigress pondered the race of the quiet girl, one by one the other three filtered out from under the table, untill they all stood before her.  Each one casting their eyes downward as if afraid to make eye contact.

Latigress noticed a few things about the girls, one that she couldn't determine the ages of them, each one could be between 18 and 42.  Now normally LaTigress was good at identifying if not the exact age of people, then at least a round about the right age, give or take one or two years, but in this case she just couldn't tell, maybe it was because they were so thin, almost starved.  LaTigress wondered how they were still able to move, without the aid of medical help, as she'd been told the girls had been kept without water or food for four days.

Infact, LaTigress's attention was so captured by the girls, she was suddenly surprised when she hit the floor, her breath whooshing out from between parted lips, she rolled over quickly, expecting to find another fuzzy animal, a racoon maybe had knocked her off her feet.  Yes she was expecting anythig but what was hovering over her.....




desertdancer -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 4:23:12 PM)

... LaTigress's head tilting waaay back, she dropped her jaw as she gazed up the tallest, butchest, non lip stick wearing woman she'd even seen.  If LaTigress hadden't been so lady like she would have said "What the fuck?!"  But keeping to her feminine ways, she did the only thing she could think of, she said "Why hello there." As she started to rise gracefully to her feet, yaay, all those years of palaties were payin' off.

The woman made what could only be that of a growling sound, her hands on her hips she gazed cooly at LaTigress.  "I'm Les, who the hell are you bitch?'  The tall woman in the plaid man's work shirt said.

LaTigress amused that this burly woman could be a lumberjack with the size of her upper arms.  Those things were bigger then one of LaTigress's thighs. "I am LaTigress, and you, are inturding. I'm sorry, but I'll have to ask you to leave now."

"I'm not goin' anywhere bitch.  Infact, your the one that's outta here." She said taking a step forward.


LaTigress's body tensed, her eyes watching the bigger woman, she slowly moved her hand to rest at it's side, her fingers slightly brushing the whip at her side she smiled.  It wasn't the warm let's be friends kinda smile, it was the kind that didn't reach her eyes, the kind that said "Try me bitch"



(Sorry that's all for now, I;ve gotta run)




Vendaval -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 4:33:49 PM)

What exactly is a "zozia lawn"?  Is that planted over freshly dug
graves or landfills?

quote:

ORIGINAL: polyamorous
I need to come back to NJ for 3 weeks to plant a zozia lawn, can only be done when soil temps are above 70 deg f. Then I am off for MI.




twicehappy -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 4:49:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Dude!  Is he like, man, I mean...like one of those poisonous
toads or something?  LIke if you lick his back you will hallucinate
and shit?


From what i've heard if you lick his butt some strange hard protuberance springs up some where on his body. But maybe that is just a rumor.




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