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kc692 -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 1:55:14 PM)
raises hand- excuse me, there is nothing wrong with a southern accent or a southern belle, as long as you don't hear banjoes in the background......hey that's all this story is missing, anyone up for playin the banjoes?

FukinTroll -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 1:57:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjenny Where? Like um, physically where? I'm not telling... You evil little imp! Change your profile to switch! After that is done have a banjo duel with kc692

mnottertail -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 1:58:05 PM)
Heeeehhhhhh Heeeeehhhhhh---- uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh Heeeeeeehhhhhh Heeeeehhhhhhh --- uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Which one yall wanner scream like a pig?

LaTigresse -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 2:00:44 PM)
Pig screaming hurts my tender ears. I mean, have you ever picked up a baby pig???

mnottertail -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 2:07:03 PM)
yep, in busting tusks and shooting for scours....fuckin near lost my life to a sow once over shit like that. (no bullshit, LT) MrGreenJeans

LaTigresse -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 2:14:55 PM)
I know quite a few people that have been badly bitten by nasty tempered sows, one of the guys, yep.........you guessed it......the family jewels.

FukinTroll -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 2:17:58 PM)
Thats why I make them work at Mickey D's until they can afford to have their teeth pulled.

JohnWarren -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 2:18:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld Do they have the same gimped keyboard or are they clones? The world may never know. [Wiping away tears] It's so nice to know in a changing and kaleidoscopic world there are some constants. I suspect the first sockpuppet climbed out of the primordial slime shortly after Usenet first appeared. It's nice to know the current generation of HNG's is honoring the tradition. Of course, it would have been nice to hope against hope that the collective intelligence had gone up. [sad laugh]

LaTigresse -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 2:20:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll Thats why I make them work at Mickey D's until they can afford to have their teeth pulled. Naughty troll, naughty naughty troll!

FukinTroll -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 2:29:30 PM)
LaT when I am bad... (wriggles eyebrows) does misst get spanked?

twicehappy -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 2:35:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll LaT when I am bad... (wriggles eyebrows) does misst get spanked? Going rate for spanking subbies is a dollar a swat. Got a dollar? If not get back under your bridge!

LaTigresse -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 2:35:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll LaT when I am bad... (wriggles eyebrows) does misst get spanked? Yes, and you get tied up and have to watch.

FukinTroll -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 2:42:17 PM)
EEEK! Um... I have some very sever issues with being tied up. Can I just pretend that I am tied up?

LaTigresse -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 2:45:33 PM)
Okayyyyyy, a big cage then! picky picky picky!

FukinTroll -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 2:47:50 PM)
Thats gooder!

FukinTroll -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 2:50:38 PM)
Just because I may have a touch of latent masochism... does anyone really know what this thread is about?

kindaeasy69 -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 3:02:28 PM)
Wait is it over??? I was actually starting to enjoy the story, but I have to say it needed a twist. Perhaps the "Bad Master" could escape from prision and track his slaves down? I guess I should have stopped reading when got to this: quote: ORIGINAL: polyamorous This is most definitely real or I'd not still be awake at day light and just taking my night meds I forgot.

TribeTziyon -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 3:04:24 PM)
The Salvation Army has rescued them all. They are currently relocating to Utah after the chemo/hospice/wedding/trial.

LaTigresse -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 3:05:46 PM)
Is the lesbian farm up for sale???

TribeTziyon -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/7/2007 3:08:55 PM)
I think it is being portioned off to New Mexico. The great Spirit likes the land there.

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