subfever -> RE: I Have to Start Wearing Glasses. (Sigh) (1/29/2007 5:51:50 PM)
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Most straight guys wouldn't know style even if it smacked them up aside the head. If this includes you, do yourself a favor and take someone along with you who knows style. Don't mess up this deal. When I bought my first pair, I didn't give it much thought or effort. I later realized that the wrong glass frames can make good-looking guys look like dorks or geeks. But I didn't learn this entirely on my own. One night I was getting buzzed with a good friend at a local watering hole. I lamented to him that the ladies just didn't seem to be "checking me out" lately, like they used to. This guy is a champion ball-buster. And in his classic snarky tone, he said, "Well why don't you try losing those dorky glasses of your's." I asked him if he was serious. So then he asked me what flea-market I bought them at, or did I get them at that 2-pairs for $59 place... just to drive home his point in that smart-assed way of his. So I went out and replaced them. The ladies start checking me out again like they used to. Problem solved. I know they have computer programs now that you can check out a bunch of new hairstyles on yourself for the purpose of selecting one thats becoming to you. Maybe there's a similar program now for glasses too. But if such program doesn't exist yet, there's a million dollar idea just waiting for us 4-eyes to develop! I'll split it 50/50 with you... [;)]
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