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RE: need help getting a slave - 2/2/2007 9:52:03 PM

tade

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They sell them at Wal-Mart in the hunting section

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RE: need help getting a slave - 2/2/2007 10:08:12 PM

Rule

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Why a slave?

Anyway, if your desire is true, the Divine will provide you with an opportunity to court one. Bless you.

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RE: need help getting a slave - 2/3/2007 7:35:29 AM

KnightofMists

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quote:

ORIGINAL: hrnybrdgvwby

the problem im having is i cant seem to get a slave. how can i go about getting one

go to Walmart and check aisle 5

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RE: need help getting a slave - 2/3/2007 8:01:48 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: hrnybrdgvwby
the problem im having is i cant seem to get a slave. how can i go about getting one

That isn't a problem... in this case it is a blessing!

Frankly you give all the hallmarks of someone who is in love with the fantasy but hasn't taken up the responcibility enough to even get off your arse and put the slightest amount of real effort in even to THINK it through properly let alone start the process of becoming someone who could deal with the responcibilitys involved.

Not effort at all shown in ANY of this, not in your profile, not in your OP... hell not even in thinking about what impression you are making with that adolecent name!

This isn't a chatroom nor a roleplaying game. You don't roll a D20 and get handed a piece of paper with your slaves stats on it.... people you are dealing with here are flesh and blood.... this is about doing things for REAL in the REAL WORLD! That means if you want it, your going to have to put on the big boy pants and actualy work at it like an adult.

If that sounds harsh... GOOD! Wake up call! You take on someone with that current mindset you are going to be a disaster just waiting to happen! One that could well screw both of you up... thats right... BOTH of you! Assuming you are of course even mature enough to handle forming an adult emotional attatchent.

Advise: Go deal with the real world for a year or two more yet. Focus on developing something to have confidence in yourself about (Not just teenage bravado), learn some interpersonal skills, be aware of the impression and effect you have on others... OWN that effect. Develop some self control and self discipline..... and IF after doing all that you look inside and still find you DO have a real drive toward this... then actualy do some research before hand. Have some idea of what you want, what you are looking for, what you have to offer.... and put in the effort to show that from DAY ONE! Because if you lack the effort at this stage, you most certainly don't have what it takes to cope when things actauly get tough... There is a LOT more to Owning a girl than just getting a blow job whenever you feel like it!

Master yourself before you look to Master another.

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RE: need help getting a slave - 2/3/2007 8:03:39 AM

tml721

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He's a 19 year old kid. He's still got a lot to learn.

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RE: need help getting a slave - 2/3/2007 8:06:56 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: tml721

He's a 19 year old kid. He's still got a lot to learn.

quite... You know that, *I* know that I just hope HE works it out.
I've come across others of that age who where ready, who had put the work in, who could handle the responcibility.... this one just red flags all over the place. I hope He akes note, backs off, slows down and puts some work in before ending up getting screwed up and screwing someone else up in the process.

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RE: need help getting a slave - 2/3/2007 8:10:08 AM

tml721

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I think I said it before, if one comes along easily, RUN!!!! You get out of it what you put into it. I'm met a couple fakes already here. The Russians were easy to spot. They always use the same M.O. no matter what site I've seen them on.

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RE: need help getting a slave - 2/3/2007 8:39:44 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: happypervert

When you send out pictures of your cock, make sure it has a ribbon with a pretty bow on it. Chicks love stuff like that!

OMG, that was priceless! Thank you for the laugh, happypervert!

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RE: need help getting a slave - 2/3/2007 9:03:30 AM

tml721

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So then I should STOP sending cock shots?? OK I'm confused!!:):)

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RE: need help getting a slave - 2/3/2007 9:05:58 AM

DiurnalVampire

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So wait, I spent all these months trying on my own to find someone, and all I had to do was go to Walmart.

I nearly died laughing, by the way, becasue Angel worked at Walmart before he got his current job. Sooo... maybe there is some validity to looking in walmart for a good slave...

DV

Edited becasue cold fingers type even worse than my usual talent for the typo

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RE: need help getting a slave - 2/3/2007 9:15:51 AM

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Having had the same difficulty as the OP (albeit I'm looking for a sub, as I find the term 'slave' both distasteful and inaccurate as a description for WIITWD) I came up with a great strategy. I have yet to put it into actual practice, but I offer it here gratis.

First, find a quiet area where you can wait, very close to a thoroughfare with plenty of foot traffic. Go on a sunny day when lots of people will pass by. If you get enough passersby, there will inevitably be some subs among them. Now, buy a nice shiny red ballgag. Don't scrimp. Get one with thick leather straps, shiny buckles... the works. Secure that gag to one end of some 500 lb test fishing line.

Now, leave the ball gag lying out in plain sight near the flow of pedestrian traffic, while you wait around the corner (or down the alley, or wherever you've found) with a fishing rod. Use a deep sea fishing rod -- the sort for catching blue marlin. The important thing now is to be patient. Many curious non-subs may investigate the ballgag. You're waiting for someone to put it in and buckle it. Then reel 'em in.

If the sub you catch isn't suitable for your purposes, throw it back, clean or replace the bait as necessary, and try again. Have a disposable camera with you, in case you catch a really big one.

As I mentioned, I haven't tried this yet, but I see no reason why it shouldn't work. Don't forget to check the season and license requirements in your area.

QD

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RE: need help getting a slave - 2/3/2007 9:30:40 AM

tml721

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I like the idea of going to Wally world better. It cheaper and you don't need a liecense and the results are faster!!:)):))

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RE: need help getting a slave - 2/3/2007 9:40:51 AM

mymasterssub69

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blue light specials everyday in aisle 5

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RE: need help getting a slave - 2/3/2007 10:02:59 AM

gooddogbenji

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quote:

ORIGINAL: hrnybrdgvwby

need help getting a slave

I, for one, agree with you.

Yours,

benji

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RE: need help getting a slave - 2/3/2007 11:00:28 AM

Valescere

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"i am looking for a slave or two. must be obeident and ready to serve" is your whole add...

There is not a lot I can say about this that has not already been well enough said. You come across as simple, inexperienced and nonchalant. What dismal conviction you have is voided by the fact that you started this thread, no wonder you're being ridiculed.

If you seriously want help, start fresh on your profile, and put some effort into your self development. If you take good care of yourself, a slave is far more likely to believe that you will take good care of them. You look poorly kept and it is simply just a terrible photo.

Most importantly, you must be patient. Don't expect anything from anyone. You have made yourself available, which is at least a step better than sitting at home twiddling your thumbs, but based on what is in your add, you are not what slaves will be looking for. Learn what it is that slaves do look for, and exhibit those qualities. As it has already been said, get to know your local community. Learn more about people, and how they communicate respectfully.

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RE: need help getting a slave - 2/3/2007 12:10:31 PM

MadRabbit

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quote:

ORIGINAL: tml721

He's a 19 year old kid. He's still got a lot to learn.

I certainly hope he learns fast if he intends to post on these message boards.

Regarding the OP, my intuition is inhibiting me from providing any advice that will actually help my fellow generation Xer acquire a potential slave.

If you want some advice though, you can read this thread

http://www.collarchat.com/m_774591/tm.htm

Getting tired of typing the same shit over and again to other young adults who probably arent listening. I didnt at first.

< Message edited by MadRabbit -- 2/3/2007 12:17:41 PM >

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RE: need help getting a slave - 2/3/2007 12:16:48 PM

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ORIGINAL: MadRabbit

Getting tired of typing the same shit over and again to other young adults who probably arent listening. I didnt at first.

In fact...now that I think about it...you kind of look like the guy I was writing to in that thread!

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RE: need help getting a slave - 2/3/2007 12:20:16 PM

Wulfchyld

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Hey Mad... is Madrabbit by chance you bridge partner? Do you know anything about Project mayhem? Does one of you make soap and the other is a risk assessment analyst?
Just curious.

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RE: need help getting a slave - 2/3/2007 12:21:39 PM

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LMAO

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RE: need help getting a slave - 2/3/2007 3:18:35 PM

tml721

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I think some people need to get off the kid's back as well. He's young and inexperienced and I want to know what person here WAS NOT AT ONE TIME IN THE SAME PLACE!!?????
Treat him the same way YOU WISH SOMEONE WOULD'VE HELPED YOU!!!Is that too much to ask!!???

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