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What is the plural of penis?

Penises

55% (37)

Penii

25% (17)

Obligatory other

19% (13)

Total Votes : 67

(last vote on : 12/1/2005 6:36:03 AM)
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sissymaidlola -> RE: What is the plural of penis? (3/8/2005 4:55:17 PM)
CACTII Oooh, sowwy ... thought you asked what the word for a lot of pricks was ? sissy maid lola [image]local://upfiles/21203/7550AAD373274EA8911F0BC3852D002C.jpg[/image]

kc692 -> RE: What is the plural of penis? (4/15/2005 12:17:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin Well only because I thought that my own personal description of multiple penises might be a bit too....well.....incriminating to post.[;)] Lots O Fun?????

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: What is the plural of penis? (4/15/2005 1:32:17 PM)
The Plural of Penis, sounds like a lot more fun to me... Collarme is really corrupting me. quote: ORIGINAL: GreyStorm [image]local://upfiles/84755/7B08838BEFFB4B64B64F995D6DD0DAB0.jpg[/image] I have to buy one? I think not... M

vtmaster -> RE: What is the plural of penis? (5/18/2005 4:24:17 PM)
Hmmm... I fail to find "Bush White House Appointees" as an option for plural of penis ....

Lordandmaster -> RE: What is the plural of penis? (5/18/2005 5:00:46 PM)
Anyone know the plural of "clitoris"? (Hint: It's not whatcha think.) Lam

sissymaidlola -> RE: What is the plural of clitoris? (5/18/2005 7:27:04 PM)
quote: Anyone know the plural of "clitoris"? (Hint: It's not whatcha think.) Well, sissy would have "thunk" it was CLITS or CLITTIES ... so he guesses both of those are right out, yeah ? How about CUNTS ... no, no, sissy thinks NOT! PEARLS perhaps ? BEANS ?? (Nah ... beanz meanz Heinz ... aren't y'all glad Kerry wasn't elected ?!) KNOBS ??? NUBS ??? How about LOVE BUTTONS ? Better still ... VENUS MOUNDS ?? Better still again ... HOODED MONKS ??? Or even MOOSE KNUCKLES ???? (ya gotta like that one! [:D]) or sissy's personal favorite ... MEN IN BOATS ??? [:D][:D][:D] This just in on sissy's Ouija Board from Frank Zappa ... SUGAR PLUMS ... Thankz, FZ. [;)] Did anybody know that the Swahili word for clitoris is kisimi ? This probably accounts for why the Disney Corporation chose to build its second large theme park in Central Florida ... that way it could keep all its clito rides (kisimis) in Kissimmee, hee, hee !! [sm=lol.gif] OMG ... did no one suggest DOUCHES yet ? [sm=rolleyes.gif] sissy maid lola [image]local://upfiles/21203/7550AAD373274EA8911F0BC3852D002C.jpg[/image]

onceburned -> RE: What is the plural of clitoris? (5/18/2005 8:20:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sissymaidlola Did anybody know that the Swahili word for clitoris is kisimi ? This probably accounts for why the Disney Corporation chose to build its second large theme park in Central Florida ... that way it could keep all its clito rides (kisimis) in Kissimmee Liar, liar, pants on fire....erm.... or bra... or whatever. The plural fom of "clitoris" in Swahili is "visimi". Kisimi is the singular form. You don't want to embarass yourself among the tourists, now do you? Personally, my favorite is the Visayan word for clitoris -- tinggil

Lordandmaster -> RE: What is the plural of clitoris? (5/18/2005 9:19:22 PM)
Sissy SAID "kisimi" was the singular, not the plural. Read more carefully. Anyway, the plural of "clitoris" is "clitorides." Since that seems ridiculous, it's also acceptable now to say "clitorises." Oh, and the reason why it's "clitorides" is because the word is Greek. Other unexpected plurals: "octopodes" (pl. of "octopus") and "rhinocerontes" (pl. of "rhinoceros"). Lam

onceburned -> RE: What is the plural of clitoris? (5/18/2005 9:55:41 PM)
quote: Sissy SAID "kisimi" was the singular, not the plural. Read more carefully. Now, now, now Lam.... you should heed your own advice. <grin> quote: that way it could keep all its clito rides (kisimis) in Kissimmee Please note the use of the word "kisimis" (with that extra 's' tossed in to pluralize)

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: What is the plural of clitoris? (5/18/2005 10:21:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: onceburned quote: ORIGINAL: sissymaidlola Did anybody know that the Swahili word for clitoris is kisimi ? This probably accounts for why the Disney Corporation chose to build its second large theme park in Central Florida ... that way it could keep all its clito rides (kisimis) in Kissimmee Liar, liar, pants on fire....erm.... or bra... or whatever. The plural fom of "clitoris" in Swahili is "visimi". Kisimi is the singular form. You don't want to embarass yourself among the tourists, now do you? I'm so impressed with the above info, I'd like to take Chris and Sissy and mold them into one superawesome sub/servant/fuck/boy/toy... Sorry, it's late, and I might be silly or horny and deranged..[sm=lol.gif][sm=tongue.gif] Or I could just love them both as separate entities, and have the plural of penis service..... M

Lordandmaster -> RE: What is the plural of clitoris? (5/18/2005 11:15:39 PM)
OOOPS. You're right. quote: ORIGINAL: onceburned quote: Sissy SAID "kisimi" was the singular, not the plural. Read more carefully. Now, now, now Lam.... you should heed your own advice. <grin> quote: that way it could keep all its clito rides (kisimis) in Kissimmee Please note the use of the word "kisimis" (with that extra 's' tossed in to pluralize)

onceburned -> RE: What is the plural of clitoris? (5/19/2005 9:00:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig I'm so impressed with the above info, I'd like to take Chris and Sissy and mold them into one superawesome sub/servant/fuck/boy/toy... Sorry, it's late, and I might be silly or horny and deranged.. OMG...if we were merged the result would likely be silly, and horny, and deranged! [:D]

sissymaidlola -> RE: What is the plural of clitoris? (5/19/2005 11:34:14 PM)
quote: Anyway, the plural of "clitoris" is "clitorides." OMG, sissy would never have guessed that in a month of Sundays! [:D] quote: Since that seems ridiculous, it's also acceptable now to say "clitorises." Not in polite company, it isn't! [:(] Trust sissy on this one, Lam. His left cheek is still stinging ... and H.R.H. the Douches of York is no longer speaking to him! [:(][:(] sissy maid lola [image]local://upfiles/21203/7550AAD373274EA8911F0BC3852D002C.jpg[/image]

sissymaidlola -> RE: What is the plural of clitoris? (5/19/2005 11:53:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig I'm so impressed with the above info, I'd like to take Chris and Sissy and mold them into one superawesome sub/servant/fuck/boy/toy... Sorry, it's late, and I might be silly or horny and deranged.. quote: ORIGINAL: onceburned OMG...if we were merged the result would likely be silly, and horny, and deranged! [:D] Madame M said "mold" NOT "merge," chris. After taking "your arse" and abusing sissy's "family jewels", if She had indeed said "merge" ... well, that would have been a clear case of "merging on the red dick your arse" ... hee, hee, hee. [:D] sissy maid lola [image]local://upfiles/21203/7550AAD373274EA8911F0BC3852D002C.jpg[/image]

Lordandmaster -> RE: What is the plural of clitoris? (5/20/2005 12:36:18 AM)
I never was very fond of polite company. quote: ORIGINAL: sissymaidlola quote: Since that seems ridiculous, it's also acceptable now to say "clitorises." Not in polite company, it isn't! [:(] Trust sissy on this one, Lam.

sissymaidlola -> RE: What is the plural of clitoris? (5/20/2005 12:49:56 AM)
quote: that way it could keep all its clito rides (kisimis) in Kissimmee Since necessity is the mother of invention, accordingly it should come as no surprise to learn that with all those clitorides residing there in Kissimmee, just down I-4 in Tampa, there reside a bunch of Tampons always ready to do their duty when that certain time of the month rolls around! Isn't Mother Nature wonderful ? It's at times like these that sissy is almost certain that there is a God! [:D] sissy maid lola [image]local://upfiles/21203/7550AAD373274EA8911F0BC3852D002C.jpg[/image]

Lordandmaster -> RE: What is the plural of clitoris? (5/20/2005 1:04:55 AM)
Never having been to Kissimmee, I do not know (at first hand) whether the place has a lot of clitorides. If it does, please let me know. But for now I prefer clitorides in the Philadelphia area. (Possessors of unclaimed Philadelphia clitorides are welcome to e-mail me on the other side.)

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: What is the plural of clitoris? (5/20/2005 5:58:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sissymaidlola Madame M said "mold" NOT "merge," chris. After taking "your arse" and abusing sissy's "family jewels", if She had indeed said "merge" ... well, that would have been a clear case of "merging on the red dick your arse" ... hee, hee, hee. [:D] sissy maid lola LOL, Well actually Sissy, Chris got it right, I did mean merge at once, and get all the fire, service, intellect, penii I wanted, not mold one at a time... Deranged explanation.... [:)]M

Lordandmaster -> RE: What is the plural of clitoris? (5/20/2005 11:44:55 AM)
NO! It's "penes," not "penii." quote: ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig I did mean merge at once, and get all the fire, service, intellect, penii I wanted, not mold one at a time...

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: What is the plural of clitoris? (5/20/2005 2:08:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster NO! It's "penes," not "penii." No it's Penii I swear that is the correct plural (or one of them), lol... But of course I used the incorrect word, because if I merged Sissy and Chris I'd simply have one awesome/sensitive/highly functional Penis. [sm=tongue.gif] M

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