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What is the plural of penis?


Penises
  55% (37)
Penii
  25% (17)
Obligatory other
  19% (13)


Total Votes : 67
(last vote on : 12/1/2005 6:36:03 AM)
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What is the plural of penis? - 3/6/2005 11:30:15 AM   
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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 3/6/2005 11:39:14 AM   
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Status: offline 		Webster's actually lists two plurals (plural plurals?) one being penes and the other being penises.

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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 3/6/2005 11:42:06 AM   
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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 3/6/2005 11:44:35 AM   
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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 3/6/2005 11:46:16 AM   
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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 3/6/2005 11:51:55 AM   
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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 3/6/2005 12:02:48 PM   
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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 3/6/2005 12:06:01 PM   
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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 3/6/2005 12:08:23 PM   
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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 3/6/2005 12:16:33 PM   
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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 3/6/2005 1:26:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		I think "penes" is the correct Latin plural. But I haven't seen anyone wearing a toga and talking about penises at the same time - at least not grammatically.

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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 3/6/2005 1:36:51 PM   
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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 3/6/2005 1:42:56 PM   
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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 3/6/2005 2:56:44 PM   
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boners
cocks
dicks
dipsticks
dongs
doughnut holders
dumbsticks
firm worms
hard ons
Johnsons
knobs
love sticks
meat whistles
members
one-eyed trouser snakes
peckers
pieces of pork
pink oboes
pork swords
pricks
purple-headed trouser snakes
pussy plungers
rods
salty dogs
schlongs
skin flutes
spunk sticks
throbbing pythons of love
trouser trouts
wee-wees
woodys

Yet more names... in the form of a song: http://www.letssingit.com/?http://www.letssingit.com/tom-green-ql9sz.html

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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 3/6/2005 4:16:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		Great topic! My friends and I have always debated this question. In the end we always decided penises sounded the best... Interesting note: vagina means "sheath" in Latin, as in sheath for a sword that always made me laugh
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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 3/6/2005 5:19:40 PM   
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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 3/6/2005 5:56:30 PM   
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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 3/6/2005 8:14:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		I voted for penii but then I also prefer to say campii rather than the correct campuses. My personal quirk, lol.
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P.S. My girl, being the proper lady she is, uses thingies, lol. Dunno why her innate bashfulness doesn't protect me from being called "penis wrinkle" when I make her snippy, lol.

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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 3/6/2005 8:17:24 PM   
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...penis

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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 3/7/2005 7:29:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		LOL...and we revisit this again..well, my take is Penises.

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