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SmokingGun82 -> RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... (2/10/2007 10:20:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy "p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers" Offensive no, stupid yes. But if it makes you happy, go for it.

hot1 -> RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... (2/10/2007 10:21:15 AM)
I use the Walmart brand special kitty..multi cat forumla......scoop every night or every other night.......we all like it <S>

hot1 -> RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... (2/10/2007 10:24:07 AM)
Ummmm...are we highjacking this thread....maybe we should start a cat thread?

cjenny -> RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... (2/10/2007 10:24:47 AM)
LOL hahaha I just realised domiguy is going to come back to a kitty litter thread [:D] My kitty has TB, aka twin belly syndrome. She forgets within moments that she just wolfed down a can of stinky wet food.

DaddiesLilGirl06 -> RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... (2/10/2007 10:25:12 AM)
lol....maybe[:)]

FemmeOwner -> RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... (2/10/2007 10:27:27 AM)
There are worse threads, I'm sure ;) quote: ORIGINAL: cjenny LOL hahaha I just realised domiguy is going to come back to a kitty litter thread [:D]

LadySeraphina -> RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... (2/10/2007 10:28:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjenny oooh I just found the bestest litter evah! called feline pine. its ground up pine, into pellets. when it gets 'wet' it dissolves into sawdust. i just scoop her poop every few days then dump the whole thing once a month. I use Feline Pine (or the cheaper equivalent which is sold at fireplace stores to use in wood-pellet burning stoves) for my ferrets, since they can't get blockages from it. When I adopted my cat, she wanted clumping litter like she was used to, but I wasn't prepared to use clay litter, and I found Swheat Scoop. It's a wheat litter that's clumping, dust free, and biodegradeable. When I scoop the litter box, I just put it in the toilet, let it sit for 20 minutes, then flush. It's great!

sensualmagirl -> RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... (2/10/2007 10:31:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FemmeOwner There are worse threads, I'm sure ;) quote: ORIGINAL: cjenny LOL hahaha I just realised domiguy is going to come back to a kitty litter thread [:D] yes, there is the one about the mute slaves (in KY and GA I think?) who ran away from a murderous master who has a brother who is the sherrif... they came to live with a polyamorous man who is accepting also a lesbian alpha sub who's going to marry him to breed his children... meanwhile, he is on several medications and caring for his ailing mother in New Jersey... there's something about a space ship/moon beam going on, but I got a little lost [;)]

FemmeOwner -> RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... (2/10/2007 10:35:09 AM)
ummm... HUH??? (I think I got a headache trying to follow that! LOL) quote: ORIGINAL: sensualmagirl yes, there is the one about the mute slaves (in KY and GA I think?) who ran away from a murderous master who has a brother who is the sherrif... they came to live with a polyamorous man who is accepting also a lesbian alpha sub who's going to marry him to breed his children... meanwhile, he is on several medications and caring for his ailing mother in New Jersey... there's something about a space ship/moon beam going on, but I got a little lost [;)]

bandit25 -> RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... (2/10/2007 10:37:13 AM)
It on the this is a true story or something thread.

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... (2/10/2007 10:39:03 AM)
Read the thread, its a riot. You know, if anyone ever accuses the CM people of needing more diversity, we can point them to this thread. I mean seriously, where else in any community can you manage to go from Jesus and potential Christian bashing to blonde jokes to kitty litter to a Dom with a hoarde of semi-impaired submissive refugees? Thats TALENT! DV

domiguy -> RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... (2/10/2007 10:39:38 AM)
Good God! You step away and what becomes of my beautiful thread.....CATS! Jesus please protect me from those ghastly little critters with their awful dander. Can only fantasize that LadySeraphina is putting on those gloves because she is about to disembowel fifty kitties. I was never considering removing the "p.s." was just curious what people thought? So all responses were and are welcome....realized that it would be offensive to some....But the real master stroke will be how do I parlay this into some serious top notch... Grade A pussy?...(Clean shaven if possible....The whole dander issue)

sensualmagirl -> RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... (2/10/2007 10:40:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire Read the thread, its a riot. You know, if anyone ever accuses the CM people of needing more diversity, we can point them to this thread. I mean seriously, where else in any community can you manage to go from Jesus and potential Christian bashing to blonde jokes to kitty litter to a Dom with a hoarde of semi-impaired submissive refugees? Thats TALENT! DV ha ha ha... yes, segue is not my middle name and I have been known to go off on tangents or two... you can ask anyone who knows me [;)]

hot1 -> RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... (2/10/2007 10:41:46 AM)
Well..right now....with me....you have to take and love all 3 pussys.....LOL....one is shaven tho. love me love my pussy beth

bandit25 -> RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... (2/10/2007 10:43:08 AM)
domiguy, if I know you at all...you'll find a way. If not, perhaps, Ron can parlay this into a blowjob.

domahpet -> RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... (2/10/2007 10:43:41 AM)
jeez, does that need to get laid or what?!

hot1 -> RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... (2/10/2007 10:45:43 AM)
Ok...how many of you cat lovers asked someone if they wanted to see a picture of their pussy...and then sent then one of your cats? God...i did start a cat thread too....lol beth

cjenny -> RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... (2/10/2007 10:45:48 AM)
domiguy we kept all the litter clean, really..... did you bring my french toast?

hot1 -> RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... (2/10/2007 10:47:02 AM)
hey...i am hungry too...I never did cook dinner last night....lol..just warmed over lasgna.....i want something to eat too...... beth

MasDom -> RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... (2/10/2007 10:50:05 AM)
Hands you a pizza with anchovies and bay leaf. toasted and with a nice goat cheese.

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