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This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 5:14:57 AM   
LadyEllen


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From: Stourport-England
Status: offline 		What is going on? I mean, its been 24 hours since we last had a contentious, offensive or plain stupid thread started here!

Is it a holiday in the land of trolls? Are all the nazis on a field trip? Is everyone now aware that its the person who matters, not their size /colour / sexuality / age / gender presentation? Have we really done religion vs science, history and politics to death and reached consensus? Is it now agreed that Iraq has been debated ad infinitum? Are there no new personal problems or bizarre fetishes out there?

This simply wont do! I'm ending up doing some work, out of boredom people!

Come on everyone! Save me from earning a living, for goodness' sake, and think up something that'll be required viewing!

E

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 5:58:52 AM   
RubberWitch


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Status: offline 		Why are so many subs real porkers? and whats this with all Dom's being midgets?
I went to talk to a mistress, and she said we could chat on the phone, but she asked ME to call HER! f*&king money-dommes
What's the best way of hobbling my slaves so they don't run away? I don't have a foot fetish so maybe I should just amputate?

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 6:03:54 AM   
JerseyKrissi72


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Status: offline 		 I have had alot on my mind lately and not been so creative..but i'll think up something....now if you smell smoke, that's just me thinking....

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 6:34:54 AM   
Devilslilsister


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Status: offline 		its up to YOU Lady Ellen

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 6:42:40 AM   
Lorelei115


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From: Sin City
Status: offline 		LadyEllen-

Shhh, not so loud... they might hear you.



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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 6:45:11 AM   
ToGiveDivine


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Status: offline 		People with long hair are creepy
People that wear glasses are scary
People that wear skirts are perverts
People from England are nutty
People that live in a city next to a river are disgusting


It's a good thing I don't know anybody like that ;-D

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 7:02:29 AM   
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< Message edited by BlkTallFullfig -- 2/6/2007 7:03:19 AM >

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 7:18:20 AM   
twicehappy


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Status: offline 		Huh?"
  • "Um...why are you so dumb for a dom/domme."
  • "Is that weird smell coming from you?"
  • "Wow, you really don't look so good."
  • "Am I supposed to be listening to you?"
  • "I don't remember you asking me if I cared."
  • "I don't care."
  • "Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
  • "Has having sex with a Ford bumper  always been so weird?"
  • "I don't really...like perverts, you know?"
  • " i heard that sometimes, when male subbies get nervous, they put their hands under their  arms...and then smell them...like this."
  • "Why don't you like diaper play? Why don't you want to vomit on my hig heels? Why don't you like me? Why don't...
  • What do you think, my neighbor is married to a woman and has 2 kids and I know he's gay?
  • Why do people care about animals or terrorists?

    < Message edited by twicehappy -- 2/6/2007 7:20:41 AM >

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    RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 7:33:44 AM   
    KeirasSecret


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    Status: offline     		Ah huh, now I know why that two year old thread was resurrected. Thanks, as if the munchkin didn’t look an idiot enough already!

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    RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 7:40:14 AM   
    domiguy


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    out.

    D.G.

    p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers.


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    RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 7:42:37 AM   
    Aileen68


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    Status: offline     		candy canes
    Worked for my doggie.

    < Message edited by Aileen68 -- 2/6/2007 7:43:09 AM >

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    RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 7:43:09 AM   
    domiguy


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    Status: offline     		Do all guys occasionally get crud in their wiener hole that makes their pee go in two different directions?

    out.

    D.G.

    p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers.

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    RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 7:44:12 AM   
    Aileen68


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    Status: offline     		That must really piss off (or on) the guys in the urinals next to you.

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    RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 7:45:43 AM   
    LadyEllen


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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: domiguy

    Do all guys occasionally get crud in their wiener hole that makes their pee go in two different directions?

    out.

    D.G.

    p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers.


    This is known as the Feldman Effect, named after the comic actor of that name.

    It clears up within a week of attending church

    E

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    RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 7:45:59 AM   
    domiguy


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    Status: offline     		It's really cold out and snowing and I don't want to go to work....Has anyone ever tried to send their Nigerian sub to work in their place?

    out.

    D.G.

    p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers.

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    RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 7:49:58 AM   
    LaTigresse


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    Status: offline     		I wanna drive a snow plow.............she said as she stared wistfully out her office window

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    RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 7:58:04 AM   
    KeirasSecret


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    From: central NH
    Status: offline     		Perhaps lots of mint.

    Be well,

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    It apears to me, the practice of "an eye for an eye" has finally taken it's toll; the majority are now walking around blind.

    Bitching; whining in a louder voice.

    If the truth hurts, change it!

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    RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 7:59:08 AM   
    KeirasSecret


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    From: central NH
    Status: offline     		Forklifts are fun to drive, especially uprights and I get to do it inside!

    Be well,

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    It apears to me, the practice of "an eye for an eye" has finally taken it's toll; the majority are now walking around blind.

    Bitching; whining in a louder voice.

    If the truth hurts, change it!

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    RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 8:10:28 AM   
    MasterFireMaam


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    Status: offline     		Another Topic: If a tree falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it....are you still a dumbass?

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    RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 8:12:31 AM   
    LadyEllen


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    From: Stourport-England
    Status: offline     		Oh, good call LaT and KS! This looks like its good to go to 10 or so pages I'd say?

    "Women cant drive snow ploughs (even plows) or forklifts. Only men can do this"

    in fact, lets make it even better! -

    "Only white guys can do this"

    There, that should get things going

    Though it does seem artificial
    E

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