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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 9:43:02 AM   
LadyEllen


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ORIGINAL: Lashra

Ok here you go:
NO REAL Dominant drives an American car/truck and lives in an apartment or trailer!

All REAL subs/slaves do not drive but walk on their knees to school/work.

Any man that wears pink,yellow,purple, lavender is GAY.

~Lashra



Yes, but what if they're fat?

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 9:52:52 AM   
KeirasSecret


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Hmmmm - this has definite potential.


I'm definitely a 2 for 1 kind of ummmmmm...asexual.

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I'm offering 10-1 on the Czech kid, 5-1 on the Italian guy


Are these odds due to age or is there another deciding factor?

Be well,

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 9:55:49 AM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		Well the Czech kid's a wimp (I mean, even I could beat him up, you know?)

And I'm thinking the Italian guy will be much bigger and stronger.

Age might play a part of course, and the kid might make up in speed what he lacks in strength, but the Italian is my pick of the week.

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 9:56:32 AM   
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Birthday present from my recently departed wife.


That was nice of her. Sound like a very sweet person. Was she?

Be well,

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It apears to me, the practice of "an eye for an eye" has finally taken it's toll; the majority are now walking around blind.

Bitching; whining in a louder voice.

If the truth hurts, change it!

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 9:58:36 AM   
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Status: offline 		Fat people should not even be involved in BDSM. They look horrible in the fetish wear and suspending them is unthinkable. Nothing like a big fat Dom trying to bend over and ends up falling on his/her face due to their enlarged belly. Nope ban the fatties.

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 10:04:58 AM   
KeirasSecret


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Well the Czech kid's a wimp (I mean, even I could beat him up, you know?)


I see your point.

Course I'm fairly small but, my phylosophy is " If they can't breath they can't do much else either." It came to me in a dream once.

Thanks for the inside info I may need to take part, so at the very least, I can afford to pay attention.

Be well,

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It apears to me, the practice of "an eye for an eye" has finally taken it's toll; the majority are now walking around blind.

Bitching; whining in a louder voice.

If the truth hurts, change it!

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 10:05:38 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hey! It wasn’t my belly. I have elephantitis of the balls.

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 10:06:08 AM   
ModeratorEleven


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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Crikey. This must be the first thread ever to get two visits from Mod IX and not have been closed down!

Who is Mod IX?

XI

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 10:09:02 AM   
KeirasSecret


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Who is Mod IX?


She must have been looking at her computer screen through a mirror...honest mistake.

Be well,

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Bitching; whining in a louder voice.

If the truth hurts, change it!

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 10:10:46 AM   
KeirasSecret


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Be well,

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It apears to me, the practice of "an eye for an eye" has finally taken it's toll; the majority are now walking around blind.

Bitching; whining in a louder voice.

If the truth hurts, change it!

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 10:19:58 AM   
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ORIGINAL: KeirasSecret

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Birthday present from my recently departed wife.


That was nice of her. Sound like a very sweet person. Was she?

Be well,


She was great. Not the best judge of character though.......when I said I'd love to eat her, she got hold of the wrong end of the stick.

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 10:21:20 AM   
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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 10:22:31 AM   
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ORIGINAL: ModeratorEleven

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Crikey. This must be the first thread ever to get two visits from Mod IX and not have been closed down!

Who is Mod IX?

XI


Ha! You fell for my devious plan!

Now this is the first thread to ever have 3 visits from Mod XI and not be closed down LOL!

I claim a Guinness World Record.

Well, I'll settle for a Guinness.

Oh, alright; a glass of water then.

E

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 10:22:33 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Lashra

Fat people should not even be involved in BDSM. They look horrible in the fetish wear and suspending them is unthinkable. Nothing like a big fat Dom trying to bend over and ends up falling on his/her face due to their enlarged belly. Nope ban the fatties.

~Lashra



didn't know BDSM was exclusively for stick people


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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 10:25:19 AM   
LadyEllen


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ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lashra

Fat people should not even be involved in BDSM. They look horrible in the fetish wear and suspending them is unthinkable. Nothing like a big fat Dom trying to bend over and ends up falling on his/her face due to their enlarged belly. Nope ban the fatties.

~Lashra



didn't know BDSM was exclusively for stick people



Huh? Its not just for stick people!

Its for whip people, crop people, tawse people, cane people and so on too....

Just no fat people. Or trannies.

E

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 10:25:25 AM   
KeirasSecret


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Not the best judge of character though.......when I said I'd love to eat her, she got hold of the wrong end of the stick.


Sir once asked me if I like being tied up, when I replied with a yes, he then instructed me to tie my own ankles together and sleep that way all night.

Do you think it’s a sign?

Be well,


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It apears to me, the practice of "an eye for an eye" has finally taken it's toll; the majority are now walking around blind.

Bitching; whining in a louder voice.

If the truth hurts, change it!

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 10:27:02 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Ha! You fell for my devious plan!

Now this is the first thread to ever have 3 visits from Mod XI and not be closed down LOL!

I claim a Guinness World Record.

Well, I'll settle for a Guinness.

Oh, alright; a glass of water then.

E


Foolish mortal. She is grooming you for a severe spanking.

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Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 10:29:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Gent, do you have a recipe that involves cream of mushroom soup? I seem to have aquired an overabundance of such.


First get Northerngent to ship you a nice leg of subbie......
 




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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 10:29:33 AM   
sensualmagirl


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Status: offline 		not only the overweight ones, but also banning any intelligent person with any sort of thought in her head from being submissive? They have far too strong of a personality to be considered a "real" submissive?

Also, anyone involved in BDSM must be able to speak fluent AMERICAN English, or else they are just out of the club! That's it! Why should I be excpected to understand anyone with even the slightest accent... and that goes for the Brit's too... and southerners, learn to speak in a Boston accent for crying out loud. I don't understand you... bunch of foreigners... who do they think they are?

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(BTW... I'm an intelligent, somewhat curvey -- dare I say overweight -- woman with a Master who is from another country originally/has an accent... these are both statements we have heard before... as if you can't tell, I'm not very good at being sarcastic )

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 10:32:12 AM   
NorthernGent


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ORIGINAL: KeirasSecret

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Not the best judge of character though.......when I said I'd love to eat her, she got hold of the wrong end of the stick.


Sir once asked me if I like being tied up, when I replied with a yes, he then instructed me to tie my own ankles together and sleep that way all night.

Do you think it’s a sign?

Be well,



Sounds ominous. I started like that....within months I was measuring people and the insides of their ovens....

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