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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 11:37:23 AM   
LaTigresse


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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

WHY do bisexual females contact me and ask to be my slave???
 
What part of I'm Straight do they NOT comprehend????






It's okay Lotus, they are just hoping you gain some curves. No different than all the guys that contact me. I just ask them to write me a letter listing ALL the ways they could serve me that does not involve any naked genitalia or sexual acts.

I have yet to have even ONE comply. They mysteriously get "too busy".


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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 11:38:23 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Okay, I have all these cans of Campbells Cream of Mushroom soup and a hot oven. One leg-o-subbie needed.



Ahhh, I see........well, I have the leg of a 29 years old Japanese sumo wrestler (which will keep you going into the next millenium) but what's in it for me? ever tried subduing a sumo.........I can't just give a leg away for nothing. 

By the way, we have Campbells soup over here, small world eh.

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 11:39:17 AM   
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ORIGINAL: domiguy
I consider it a positive experience if I meet someone and they have most of their teeth......Am I setting the bar to low?......
(Oh yeah. I almost forgot!....Later that evening when I'm hammering their ass..I consider it to be  a "positive" if they don't poop on me.)
Again, am I the only one who feels this way?


Nope you are not! In fact We have not had the pleasure of considering any of the above, since We have not found anyone here that has even shown up for an arranged meeting!
So I guess We would consider it a positive experience if We found a slut that wasn't a fake or a flake!

BTW, I have all My teeth, as they fell out I put them in a jar in the medicine cabinet.


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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 11:39:26 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

WHY do bisexual females contact me and ask to be my slave???
 
What part of I'm Straight do they NOT comprehend????



I have no idea.

But I dont see how their sexuality necessarily affects their flavour?

NG will take them off your hands, dont worry.

E

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 11:41:01 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

WHY do bisexual females contact me and ask to be my slave???
 
What part of I'm Straight do they NOT comprehend????


Send them my way. I miss having a female in my sex life. ;-)

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 11:41:19 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

It's okay Lotus, they are just hoping you gain some curves. No different than all the guys that contact me. I just ask them to write me a letter listing ALL the ways they could serve me that does not involve any naked genitalia or sexual acts.

I have yet to have even ONE comply. They mysteriously get "too busy".



AH HA!!!! Now we know who you really are. You are the person that runs the super secret covert "Mission Imposable" agency.
 
On a side note: Served on a long table covered in chocolate surrounded by strawberries with a champagne fountain at your feet sounds pretty yummy to me. I am sure a lot of people here would love to see you as such a buffet.

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 11:42:09 AM   
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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Okay, I have all these cans of Campbells Cream of Mushroom soup and a hot oven. One leg-o-subbie needed.



Ahhh, I see........well, I have the leg of a 29 years old Japanese sumo wrestler (which will keep you going into the next millenium) but what's in it for me? ever tried subduing a sumo.........I can't just give a leg away for nothing. 

By the way, we have Campbells soup over here, small world eh.


That reminds me of a joke, the thing about the leg.

I might tell it, but then I do have this sadistic streak.....

E

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 12:11:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

It's okay Lotus, they are just hoping you gain some curves. No different than all the guys that contact me. I just ask them to write me a letter listing ALL the ways they could serve me that does not involve any naked genitalia or sexual acts.

I have yet to have even ONE comply. They mysteriously get "too busy".



AH HA!!!! Now we know who you really are. You are the person that runs the super secret covert "Mission Imposable" agency.
 
On a side note: Served on a long table covered in chocolate surrounded by strawberries with a champagne fountain at your feet sounds pretty yummy to me. I am sure a lot of people here would love to see you as such a buffet.


Is the chocolate warm?


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Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 12:14:34 PM   
Wulfchyld


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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 12:20:14 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Awsome! Also, when is the boat leaving for Belize? 

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 12:21:52 PM   
Wulfchyld


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Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 12:25:06 PM   
LaTigresse


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Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 12:38:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		Anyway.... I met this dom at a party up in Manchester; shaved head and a bit ugly, but a nice enough guy.

He had this young lady with him, whom I assumed to his sub; strange though, she had only one arm and one leg.

"What happened to your lady?" I asked

"Her?" he said "Best sub I ever had, she is. Took over a thousand strokes of the cane for me once"

"Really?" I said, "But what happened to her?"

"Her?" he said "Wonderful woman she is. Had her suspended from the ceiling for a week and she never complained once"

"Great" I said, "but why has she only got one arm and one leg?"

"Well" he said "when you've got a sub like her, you dont eat her all at once"
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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 1:35:39 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

WHY do bisexual females contact me and ask to be my slave???
 
What part of I'm Straight do they NOT comprehend????


Hmmm. That is a question worth pondering! Perhaps it has to do with every time I post I put in things like this:
quote:

LotusSong

God I could reeeeeeeeeally go for some pussy right now!"....I JUST LOVE EATING PUSSY.


And you expect us to believe your straight......Lesbo!
out.

D.G.

p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers and the wrath of LotusSong

< Message edited by domiguy -- 2/6/2007 1:37:22 PM >

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 1:51:40 PM   
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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 2:34:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

Belize? I'm going to Hawaii baby!


Can I go with you .....pleaseeeeee
I'm so sick and tired of snow and ice.....

~greed~
Single, Free and Loving it

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 2:34:17 PM   
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Rest in peace that next time you're at his mercy it is not a prelude to being a delightful second course.....


Oh shoot, I’m probably only good as an appetizer at best..

Be well,

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 2:34:44 PM   
LotusSong


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ORIGINAL: domiguy

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

WHY do bisexual females contact me and ask to be my slave???
 
What part of I'm Straight do they NOT comprehend????


Hmmm. That is a question worth pondering! Perhaps it has to do with every time I post I put in things like this:
quote:

LotusSong

God I could reeeeeeeeeally go for some pussy right now!"....I JUST LOVE EATING PUSSY.


And you expect us to believe your straight......Lesbo!
out.

D.G.

p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers and the wrath of LotusSong


That is taken SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO out of context! LOL

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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 2:47:06 PM   
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Can I go with you .....pleaseeeeee
I'm so sick and tired of snow and ice.....

~greed~
Single, Free and Loving it


You don't want to go with me. Sailing with me would make your tweeter hurt.

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Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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RE: This simply wont do! - 2/6/2007 2:58:07 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

quote:

ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69


Can I go with you .....pleaseeeeee
I'm so sick and tired of snow and ice.....

~greed~
Single, Free and Loving it


You don't want to go with me. Sailing with me would make your tweeter hurt.



*thinks twice before answering*

~greed~
Single, Free and Still Loving it
(until they find me, I suppose..)

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