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RE: All-Male Utopia (The Longest Post Ever) - 2/7/2007 6:34:38 PM   
TreSwank


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Status: offline 		LOL!!  Well........she does have certain pleasing aesthetic qualites.  On the other hand, she would probably expect you to be a proud, sinful man - pursuing material wealth and attending to the needs of her snatch, while ignoring the SOULS of your brothers.  I'm afraid that I'm going to have to bar Kate's presence from Mantopia, and send her to a convent, to contemplate the enormity of our Lord and Savior's sacrifice upon the cross.................to understand the blood-recompense of the Holiest of Holies, in order to wipe away the stains that feminine presence seems to perpetuate.

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RE: All-Male Utopia (The Longest Post Ever) - 2/7/2007 6:38:05 PM   
HydroMaster


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Status: offline 		Well, Kate I think I would remember my own appointments, and to pay bills, and to iron my clothes....lol.  I'm sorry, I just can't say that with a straight face. 

Ah, crap the mutant is right....BUT LET'S KILL IT ANYWAY! 

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RE: All-Male Utopia (The Longest Post Ever) - 2/7/2007 6:43:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		In Mantopia we don't kill mutants...We all get along. No crack babies, no children no cellulite just simply enjoying ourselves; and we all realize that with the dawn of every day is yet another chance to  not only enrich our own lives but the lives of all of our brothers that surround us....I love Mantopia.

out.

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p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers

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RE: All-Male Utopia (The Longest Post Ever) - 2/7/2007 6:44:48 PM   
TreSwank


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ORIGINAL: domiguy

In Mantopia we don't kill mutants...We all get along. No crack babies, no children no cellulite just simply enjoying ourselves; and we all realize that with the dawn of every day is yet another chance to  not only enrich our own lives but the lives of all of our brothers that surround us....I love Mantopia.

out.

D.G.

p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers


Amen, my brother.

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RE: All-Male Utopia (The Longest Post Ever) - 2/7/2007 6:49:54 PM   
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Status: offline 		Wait, domiguy may be a mutant spy.  A world of men and no cellulite...that's almost heretical.  We'll be eating cold pizza and drinking beer everyday with no sports to burn it off.  There will be plenty off cellulite. And only a mutant would want us not to kill the mutants.  Quick, someone check him for those squishy mutant parts.

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RE: All-Male Utopia (The Longest Post Ever) - 2/7/2007 6:56:49 PM   
TreSwank


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Status: offline 		Imagine a world, where, instead of giving exorbitant sums of money to greedy strippers for a quick peek at the snatch, men spent their time exploring their world, cherishing their environment, and throwing away the vestiges of man-to-man "intimidation" that springs from the procreative instinct.  Imagine a world where men can smile GENUINE smiles at each other in the morning while going to RELEVANT jobs that don't perpetuate the ideals of greed and rampant commercialism. (You know - shit that's NECESSARY, instead of Victoria's Secret and the GAP)  Imagine a world where men treasure each other's lives and souls more than they enjoy waxing lustful over parasitic snatch.

That's the Garden of Eden before Eve's iniquity.

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RE: All-Male Utopia (The Longest Post Ever) - 2/7/2007 6:58:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		Treswank in a previous post you mentioned this word "she" I'm not familiar with it...could you elaborate?  (Domiguy looks up at he sun...."It's going to be 77 Degrees again today." He thinks to himself ...."Just like every day in the land known as Mantopia.")

out.

D.G.

p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers.

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RE: All-Male Utopia (The Longest Post Ever) - 2/7/2007 6:58:32 PM   
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ORIGINAL: domiguy


You fucking cunts! Look what you've done to us.

out.

D.G.




Wow. All that by our mere existance! Imagine if we'd actually ever put any effort into things. Scary thought. ::wipes the sweat off the brow::

I'm in agreement with the OP. Rid the world of all the bitches and walk towards the light, brothers. You don't need us nearly as much as we need you. Preach on.. I'll be the first to jump off the cliff (I do have a martyr complex) so that Mantopia is given a chance, virtue will reign supreme and Heaven on Earth will no longer be a pipe dream!

You have rights, gentlemen! Take them, grab them and I promise not to let the door hit my ass on the way out.. despite how much I really, really like stuff hitting my ass.

Women suck - um, which is, of course, moot once Mantopia reigns and just think, no more bitching about not swallowing, no more headaches, no more sex, worries about birth control, lusting after all those soft curves, sweet smelling girlie smells and NO MORE TAMPON COMMERCIALS!

Life couldn't get any better. 

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RE: All-Male Utopia (The Longest Post Ever) - 2/7/2007 7:01:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: domiguy

Treswank in a previous post you mentioned this word "she" I'm not familiar with it...could you elaborate?  (Domiguy looks up at he sun...."It's going to be 77 Degrees again today." He thinks to himself ...."Just like every day in the land known as Mantopia.")

out.

D.G.

p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers.


*TreSwank cracks open a beer. 

    It's 77 degrees outside and I'm lovin' it.  There's no more problem drinking because........well...........there aren't any more problems!

You see, the biggest lie that been pushed by society like crack-cocaine is that men need women to be complete.  Guys........don't you realize that you ARE complete, as things stand?  You possess the ability to empathize, to reason, and to create.  Is there any possible way that a woman's petty emotional vanities would make life any better?

When the average American male is single, he thinks that he can't survive without the "soft touch" of a woman beside of him in bed to act as a panacea for his emotional wounds. 

WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG WRONG.

If you were constantly attempting to improve yourselves, and the lives of your brothers, the WANT of female companionship at night would be replaced by RIGHTEOUS PRIDE, mingled with a non-forced humility and an emotionally satiating, all-encompassing love of humanity.

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RE: All-Male Utopia (The Longest Post Ever) - 2/7/2007 8:39:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well sounds like a good idea and all, but my noble savage ways do pose a simple question.

Exactly what are we supposed to do with our swingers if we dont enjoy man-ass?

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RE: All-Male Utopia (The Longest Post Ever) - 2/7/2007 11:12:22 PM   
NorthernGent


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Status: offline 		All-male utopia?

Sounds about as entertaining as a kick in the cock.

I'm really not warming to the idea, who's going to do the cooking? why will I need a cane?.....I'm straight and animals are not an option (although I've heard a goat can give you a nice little nibble when in top form).

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RE: All-Male Utopia (The Longest Post Ever) - 2/7/2007 11:26:34 PM   
BitaTruble


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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent


I'm really not warming to the idea, who's going to do the cooking?


Gordon Ramsey, of course! Really NG, think outside the box or this ain't never gonna work!

quote:

.....I'm straight and animals are not an option (although I've heard a goat can give you a nice little nibble when in top form).


No, no, no. You're just not getting it. The goal here is enlightenment.. sex is no longer an issue when you have inner peace! Hell man, I don't even have any dangly bits and I get it!

Celeste

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RE: All-Male Utopia (The Longest Post Ever) - 2/8/2007 12:39:46 AM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		Shit. I'm in trouble.

Either I get outlawed as a girl.

Or I'm gonna be hellish popular in mantopia; screwed and buggered in fact.

I choose the cliff.

E

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RE: All-Male Utopia (The Longest Post Ever) - 2/8/2007 7:18:54 AM   
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RE: All-Male Utopia (The Longest Post Ever) - 2/8/2007 7:31:20 AM   
LadyEllen


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I thought it was quite funny, them thinking they'd be sitting round eating pizza and stuff and getting cellulite from it.

I dont think they've worked out yet, that the pizza fairy doesnt actually exist and that opening the front door at 6pm does not make food magically appear.

But, I think this mantopia thing is worth a try for a half year; I mean, just think how toned (or emaciated if you like) they'd all be after six months on their own?

E

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RE: All-Male Utopia (The Longest Post Ever) - 2/8/2007 9:23:24 AM   
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Status: offline 		The inhabitants of Mantopia do not age....Our society runs so efficiently that the average work week is around 12 hours....Giving us plenty of time to focus our attentions to other "manly" endeavours....We are fluent in all 979 languages spoken on our world.  We embrace our differences and relish the idea that though we don't all look, speak, or even worship the same...We are all men and that is what matters the most,as we honestly live our lives united in our brotherhood!...  We are all  proficient in the arts,competitve sports,and vaste areas of  intellectual discourse.....We  have rid our world of all disease and in total collaberation we live as one with our environment and are excellent stewards of our planet.

On Mantopia we have no knowledge of words such as hate,lust, poverty,racism or cellulite...However in our vocabulary there are thousands of definitions for words such as love, charity and kindness.

Through our advanced "space program" we have mapped out the entire universe and have visited planets throughout the heavens.  On your planet Earth,  the Men that live there are just as capable as their brothers on Mantopia...They have within their grasp an infinite lifespan to be able to live a life full of love, honor,integrity and happiness.....But you fucking bitches nag and bring them down so much that not only do they choose not to live forever, they do everything in their power to shorten their existence just to escape the wrath and company of you cunts and your "cuntish" ways.

Oh my!....Looks like it is time for  work....I have a full hour and twenty minutes to put in today.

Perhaps I will then run a triathlon, go fly fishing and if time permits polish off this new aria I've been tinkering with.

out.

D.G.

p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers.

Ha-ha. 

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RE: All-Male Utopia (The Longest Post Ever) - 2/8/2007 9:39:00 AM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		Wow Domiguy! It seems we are already moving towards Mantopia then?

I mean, most men I know only work 12 hours a week, even if theyre at work for 40.

And most of them spend far more time than that on "manly endeavours" (by which I assume you mean posing in the mirror, burping the ABC and destruction testing of underwear, plus one other activity which I'm far too shy to mention, but I believe you covered it in the phrases "testeroneric glory" and "polishing off the aria you've been tinkering with"

E

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RE: All-Male Utopia (The Longest Post Ever) - 2/8/2007 11:03:14 AM   
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RE: All-Male Utopia (The Longest Post Ever) - 2/8/2007 12:07:19 PM   
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Hmmmm....No more having to ask "how was your day!"  The dictionary would be about forty pages long. No need for more than a few tv channels..News, sports, fishing and the fart channel.  I'm in.



The fart channel? Can you get that on Dish Network?


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RE: All-Male Utopia (The Longest Post Ever) - 2/8/2007 12:19:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

No, no, no. You're just not getting it. The goal here is enlightenment.. sex is no longer an issue when you have inner peace! Hell man, I don't even have any dangly bits and I get it!

Celeste



Well, I don't know Celeste. The way I see it, strip away the layers of civilisation and we're no more than rutting animals. I'm not that interested in inner peace......I'm thinking locked house, woman, canes, food to cook...."household utopia, the shortest post ever".


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