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undergroundsea -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/11/2007 8:59:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kc692
I meant to say our TWUE side comes out!!![sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif]


CollarMe needs to fix its spellcheck to check for that! ;-)

So I am envisioning this new commercial. I think I am going to submit this idea for next year's Super Bowl.

There are a bunch of folks at a play party and one of them starts to make a phone call. Scene changes to a strict domme who is being served in a high protocol setting. Her phone rings and she answers. The screen splits to show the folks from the party yelling into the phone:

Wassuuuuuuuup!

She uncrosses her leg and recrosses them to switch legs and turn a bit away from the submissive kneeling before her and yells:

Wassuuuup!

Then her other line rings, and so does the line of the folks at the party, and they arrange three way calls and come up with all kinds of permutations to yell wassuuuuup!

Finally, the woman who initiated the call from the party says, what's up G?

The high protocol domme says, nothin, just watchin a sub, beating his butt.

The first domme says, Twue. Then they both have a bud light.

My God, this is going to bring in so much money!

Cheers,

Sea




MzMia -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/11/2007 9:00:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: undergroundsea

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ORIGINAL: MzMia

underground sea did not send me a message..[sm=river.gif]


I was working on it--I had to step away from the computer briefly. If you think I came up with all that in 3 minutes and 26 seconds after you posted your second message, you see me to be more quick witted than I really am ;-)

Cheers,

Sea


Okay Sea, you are one of our favorite submissives here, so we must share you.[;)]




Nikolette -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/11/2007 9:01:02 PM)

Oh damn it. I posted a similar thread and then looked here and WHAT did I find??

Great minds think alike?[sm=hello.gif]

~blows a kiss~




undergroundsea -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/11/2007 9:05:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig
I was at a mandatory annual training, the end of which involves CBT according to the educators, and I crack up, holding my breath not to look like a loon laughing over the evil things in my mind related seemingly to computer based training.    M


I was once out at dinner with colleagues during a trip. We were discussing a District Sales Manager called DSM, and a Regional Sales Manager called RSM. And I said I thought it would be funny if a Regional Sales Manager was instead called a Bigger District Sales Manager. As one of my colleagues tried to say the new acronym with a puzzled look, I quickly realized that that was the beer talking, and proceeded to quickly change the subject ;-)

Cheers,

Sea




MistressDolly -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/11/2007 9:13:40 PM)

Yes, it is a cute post. 

I don't have an answer, though.

But, cheers anyway! :)




undergroundsea -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/11/2007 9:13:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MzMia
Okay Sea, you are one of our favorite submissives here, so we must share you.[;)]


CM needs an aww shucks smiley ;-)

Cheers,

Sea




LuckySub1977 -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/11/2007 9:14:24 PM)

this is the bestest thread i have yet read.  in answer to the original question, i like/want to dominate because if i don't i end up trying to pinch my Sir's nipples and tell him what to do, and i'm sure i don't need to tell you that that does not go over well :)




MistressDolly -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/11/2007 9:14:45 PM)

lol, they sure do




undergroundsea -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/11/2007 9:15:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Nikolette
Great minds think alike?[sm=hello.gif]


CM needs a high five smiley too ;-)

Cheers,

Sea




LadyHugs -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/11/2007 9:17:02 PM)

Dear undergroundsea, Ladies and Gentlemen;
 
In my mind's eyes I see, why female Dominants might wish to do CBT, is due in part to the man's focus on his genitals as a source of manhood, masculine identity, masculine weakest point for attack and or to be protected.  It is also something men are obsessed about, so much like a person can look up into the sky and soon more people will look up to the sky as well.  So too, with a man's phallus.
 
It also needs to be said, that it does not require fancy tools but, just a woman's hands-with long fingernails might help; to cause a man extreme pain in a woman's grasp.  Sometimes it sends a man to his knees.  Of course, women with nails digging into a man's nipples and or pinch, pull, twist and such can put a man to his knees but, the phallus never fails, where nipples might be a tad tough on a few.
 
In a way, not exactly but, similar--I get the same power rush when riding a horse, as I do having a man obedient and submissive to my hand, my voice and my dominance.  So, yes I do enjoy the ability to dominate a man and or men. 
 
Respectfully submitted for consideration,
Lady Hugs




undergroundsea -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/11/2007 9:21:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MistressDolly
But, cheers anyway! :)


<in the voice of The Oracle from The Matrix> to not have the answer is the answer ;-)

Speaking of which, I have added Carrie Anne Moss to my list of actresses who would play well the role of a domme.

Cheers,

Sea




undergroundsea -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/11/2007 9:31:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LuckySub1977
i like/want to dominate because if i don't i end up trying to pinch my Sir's nipples and tell him what to do, and i'm sure i don't need to tell you that that does not go over well :)


I completely agree. There is no need to trouble doms with your dominant urges. We subs will happily shoulder that responsibility ;-)

Cheers,

Sea




undergroundsea -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/11/2007 9:38:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHugs
 It is also something men are obsessed about, so much like a person can look up into the sky and soon more people will look up to the sky as well.  So too, with a man's phallus.


I think there are a couple of interesting points to be taken from your comments: (1) men's focus on their genitalia brings corresponding attention to it, and (2) if there is a situation that causes one man's phallus to look up into the sky, there is a good chance other men's phallus will begin to do the same ;-)

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masculine weakest point for attack and or to be protected. 


I agree with anyone who says men can't control their genitalia. I think men's control of their genitalia is still evolving. Eventually, men will be able to control their testicles like turtles. Whenever they sense danger (say, for instance, from an approaching clothespin), they will immediately recede into the safety of the body.

If I could do that, that would make for one hell of a party trick at a play party! ;-)

Cheers,

Sea





LadyEllen -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/12/2007 1:44:22 AM)

I thought it was for the money....

or

Because all dommes are notoriously fat or stink of cigarette smoke and have to take the lead to get any

or

Because they're all submissives really, and are hoping one day that a guy might turn the tables on them

E




Lashra -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/12/2007 5:37:18 AM)

Gee LadyEllen, I thought they did it for the nonstop 24/7 hawt sex! I mean don't REAL Dommes jump a guy, ride him like a bucking bronco, leap off and onto the next one? No? wahhhhhh there goes my fantasy.../sniffle [;)]

~Lashra




KaramelGoddess -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/12/2007 1:19:10 PM)

Erm... I thought it was because we get to wear black leather and cute shoes all the time?????[sm=whip.gif]
 
grins...
 
~Kara




LadyHugs -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/12/2007 3:08:56 PM)

Dear undergroundsea, Ladies and Gentlemen;
 
Lad, when those testicles can retreat like turtles; there will be some cleaver Dominant (smiles brightly) who will have had a grip on the sack prior, as to close the escape off.  Perhaps tied with rope, perhaps thin chain, perhaps rubber lace, perhaps rawhide or wet leather waiting to shrink drying, perhaps wrapped with some sharp items between the testical sack and the lacing of the phallus bondage.
Or, a good twist of the testical sack cuts off the escape route.
[Wiggles eyebrows...teasing]
 
CBT = Convenient Beautiful Torture as well as Cock 'n Ball Torture.
 
Respectfully submitted for consideration,
Lady Hugs




MistressFeathers -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/12/2007 3:15:26 PM)

Because tonght's tv is naff?




PsyVamp -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/12/2007 5:49:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: undergroundsea

I was once out at dinner with colleagues during a trip. We were discussing a District Sales Manager called DSM, and a Regional Sales Manager called RSM. And I said I thought it would be funny if a Regional Sales Manager was instead called a Bigger District Sales Manager. As one of my colleagues tried to say the new acronym with a puzzled look, I quickly realized that that was the beer talking, and proceeded to quickly change the subject ;-)

Cheers,

Sea


Oh man....ROFLMAO.....can I use that line...????
lol
[sm=evil.gif]
Psy




PsyVamp -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/12/2007 5:52:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen


Because they're all submissives really, and are hoping one day that a guy might turn the tables on them

E

But sometimes it is awfully amusing when those doms try that one.....

[sm=evil.gif]    Psy




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