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undergroundsea -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/12/2007 9:01:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lashra

Gee LadyEllen, I thought they did it for the nonstop 24/7 hawt sex!


I think few guys would want non-stop 24/7 sex.....at least until they come up with second generation viagra that enables that! ;-)

Cheers,

Sea



undergroundsea -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/12/2007 9:04:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KaramelGoddess
I thought it was because we get to wear black leather and cute shoes all the time?????[sm=whip.gif]
 


Funny, because for this very reason is why many guys are subs ;-)

Cheers,

Sea



undergroundsea -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/12/2007 9:19:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHugs
Lad, when those testicles can retreat like turtles; there will be some cleaver Dominant (smiles brightly) who will have had a grip on the sack prior, as to close the escape off. 


The evolution of men's genitalia will then still be incomplete. They will eventually develop motion sensors similar to those that turn on outdoor lights. And these motion sensors will send an electrical signal similar to the one in outdoor lights which causes the lights to illuminate. However, this motion sensor will send a signal that will cause the testicles to hide.

From all I know about biology and evolution, this protective mechanism will first develop in male subs--due to the higher frequency of natural need--and will then spread to all men.

However, this mechanism will develop through trial and error. Its response would be lightning fast. So all a domme would have to do is look at the testicles and say, boo! The testicles would withdraw so quickly, they would themselves cause pain upon running into the body cavity. The excrutiating pain and the accompanying giggles would eventually cause the body to further adjust.

It would do so by shrinking men's bladder, and providing for a separate air bladder that would help cushion the fast retreat of the testicles. For the air bladder to be truly effective, this bladder would have to collapse as the testicles collide with it. This collapse would occur by channeling the air inside this bladder to the colon. As a result, each retreat of the testicles would be accompanied by a fart. Another consequence would be that men would have frequent, uncontrollable urges to urinate. The dommes would respond by forcing them to consume large amounts of liquids.

Then their body would adjust by reducing the size of testicles to the size of peas so as to allow the urine bladder to grow larger again. The dommes would then respond by pointing to the the testicles and laughing.

Yet another round of feature evolution would occur, and the testicles would become similar to penises. They would keep their small size and, upon hearing giggling, would increase blood flow to grow to a larger size. The dommes would then respond by first giggling to get the testicles enlarged, and then saying boo!

At this point, nature would give up trying to escape from dommes and surrender.

Cheers,

Sea



undergroundsea -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/12/2007 9:22:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MistressFeathers

Because tonght's tv is naff?


57 channels and nothing's on ;-)

Cheers,

Sea



undergroundsea -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/12/2007 9:24:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PsyVamp

Oh man....ROFLMAO.....can I use that line...????


To call an RSM a BDSM? ;-)

Cheers,

Sea



undergroundsea -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/12/2007 9:29:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen
Because they're all submissives really, and are hoping one day that a guy might turn the tables on them


Here is a paste from a prior post about my fantasy to help dommes with their fantasy:

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seayar:

I recently encountered a question about a rebellion fantasy. I had never had a rebellion fantasy but came up with one for the occasion!

So one day I say to a domme, "ROARRR...I am turning the tables." She looks away from the book she is reading to respond and says to me, "Speaking of tables, go set the table for dinner and then you can do whatever you want with tables." I say, "Negative! I am not setting any tables. I am now in charge. Now we do as I say. And I wish to be addressed as Mr Sub." She doesn't look at me and says, "Whatever." I say, "Aha! You have accepted the situation for what it is. I am delighted by your compliance and willingness to address me in whatever manner I wish. And I am pleased that you kept your eyes lowered and averted eye contact." She continues to read the book. I say, "I am delighted that you defer to me with silence and that you don't argue or talk back to me." Then I say, "You must do as I say and accept whatever I dish out. And now I shall exert my physical dominance and subject you to a footrub." I proceed to reach for her hand to lead her to a chair. She pulls her hand away and grabs me by the hair and puts me on the ground. As I try to rise, she pushes me down with her foot on my chest. Then she stands on my chest looking down at me and says, "I'm sorry, what were you saying?" I say in a wheezing voice, "Must I have to correct you? You left out the Mr. Sub...it should have been, I'm sorry, what were you saying, Mr. Sub?"

And then we hear the TV and go off to watch Seinfeld or something.


Cheers,

Sea



BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/12/2007 9:41:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: undergroundsea
The evolution of men's genitalia will then still be incomplete. They will eventually develop motion sensors similar to those that turn on outdoor lights. And these motion sensors will send an electrical signal similar to the one in outdoor lights which causes the lights to illuminate. However, this motion sensor will send a signal that will cause the testicles to hide.
Sea
I think some boys already possess this motion/danger sensor thing...   There was a boy I saw for a while who's testicle/s would ascend into his body when I commenced CBT...  If I didn't retain and restrain the testicles before starting anything that hurt, I would find one or both had escaped and moved north away from the sack; so I would have to do something else, and essentially remove the threat before they'd descend for me to capture and hurt.  [8D]  M



LadyHugs -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/12/2007 9:47:18 PM)

Dear undergroundsea, Ladies and Gentlemen;
 
You do realize or not, horses and others in the equine family as far as 'male/stallions' go, let their testicals drop when grazing, breeding and walking.  Nature's wonderful designs raise the testicals way up and into the hip area, as to permit the stallion to trot, canter, gallop and fight.  They don't return the size of peas though.
 
Delightful response lad.  I still smile.  Indeed wise to just give up and be submissive to the wonderful clever and creative minds.
 
Respectfully submitted for consideration,
Lady Hugs
 
 



joyinslavery -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/12/2007 10:02:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GuidingLite

THis smells like an insincere condenscending question to mistresses.



I'm going with pandering. 



BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/12/2007 10:12:23 PM)

I don't think sea has any difficulty saying what he thinks to/about mistresses, but even if her were pandering,  it would seem better to pander than give mistresses the finger at every turn if one hopes to gain the attention/favors of mistresses.   M



crouchingtigress -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/12/2007 10:17:15 PM)

i am in it for the punch and pie personally...oh and i hate cleaning my own dishes....yep thats about it..



joyinslavery -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/12/2007 10:19:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig

I don't think sea has any difficulty saying what he thinks to/about mistresses, but even if her were pandering,  it would seem better to pander than give mistresses the finger at every turn if one hopes to gain the attention/favors of mistresses.   M


I think you might be basing your comments on a previous experience that, as I recall, didn't turn out so well for you. 

I speak only for myself.  I don't assume to speak for others. 

Perhaps you shouldn't either. 



BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/12/2007 10:33:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: joyinslavery
I think you might be basing your comments on a previous experience that, as I recall, didn't turn out so well for you. 

I speak only for myself.  I don't assume to speak for others. 

Perhaps you shouldn't either. 
Oh honey, your perceptions of how things turn out for me is about as accurate/valid as the blind/deaf man in russia who's never met me.   You and I are too different, and we're both as stubborn as they come about our respective positions.
Do I take your advice about when/about whom I should speak?   Why would you even bother?    M



joyinslavery -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/12/2007 10:38:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig

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ORIGINAL: joyinslavery
I think you might be basing your comments on a previous experience that, as I recall, didn't turn out so well for you. 

I speak only for myself.  I don't assume to speak for others. 

Perhaps you shouldn't either. 


Oh honey, your perceptions of how things turn out for me is about as accurate/valid as the blind/deaf man in russia who's never met me.   You and I are too different, and we're both as stubborn as they come about our respective positions.
Do I take your advice about when/about whom I should speak?   Why would you even bother?    M



Because I care. 

And that whole "honey" thing...

C'mon! 



BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/12/2007 10:42:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: joyinslavery
Because I care. 

And that whole "honey" thing...

C'mon! 
Are you trying to flirt with me?   Would you rather I called you something dirrrrty?  [:D]   M



Rumtiger -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/12/2007 10:51:08 PM)

A chance to publicly spank a self rightous ass without a sense of humor and I missed it!

I gotta start hanging out in the mistress threads again.



joyinslavery -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/12/2007 11:11:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

A chance to publicly spank a self rightous ass without a sense of humor and I missed it!

I gotta start hanging out in the mistress threads again.



Well, you're still online aren't you?  Don't you like getting your ass spanked? 

Besides, someone will have to bring a helluva lot more than that.

You know what I mean pal?


Edited to add:  Oh, and ask me about my sense of humor.  I've got a good one for you. 



BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/12/2007 11:17:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Rumtiger
I gotta start hanging out in the mistress threads again.
Yes you should.  We need more men (especially the young and strong [8D]) who actually like women around here for so many reasons.    M 



joyinslavery -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/12/2007 11:24:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig

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ORIGINAL: Rumtiger
I gotta start hanging out in the mistress threads again.
Yes you should.  We need more men (especially the young and strong [8D]) who actually like women around here for so many reasons.    M 



Again, for the umpteenth time...I'm very selective about the woman I dislike. 

Very selective. 



undergroundsea -> RE: Why Do So Many Dommes Like to.. (2/12/2007 11:29:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: joyinslavery
I speak only for myself.  I don't assume to speak for others. 


Then you shouldn't speak on my behalf regarding the intent of the thread. If you are confused about the intent behind the thread, I will gladly clarify.

With several threads discussing patterns across dommes and subs, I created one one that proposes an interest in dominance as a common pattern amongst dommes. It's silly. And it's simply a lighthearted thread. If you are in the mood for lightheartedness, terrific. If not, why not post to another thread that better suits your mood and let those who want the lightheartedness be.

I have a fairly clear idea about the spirit behind GuidingLite's post. The manner in which you posted suggests you share that spirit, which puzzles me because I would not have expected it. If your post is in jest and I have misunderstood it, I apologize. If not, care to explain your thoughts behind it?

Cheers,

Sea



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