LadyEllen
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Joined: 6/30/2006 From: Stourport-England Status: offline
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Look, children are a pain in the arse, arent they? I mean, how can I possibly work a 60 hour week (80 hours with commuting), if I have kids hanging around? How can I take three foreign holidays every year with school holiday weeks being three times dearer than any other time? How am I expected to afford brand name clothes and a new car with having to feed and clothe kids? And what about my 4 bed detached house with double garage at nearly half a million pounds? How am I to demonstrate to all the world, that I am a respectable and successful human being without all these things? And lets face it, kids arent respectable are they? I mean, how much money do they bring in? Nothing. Well, apart from family allowance payments and tax credits, but that means theyre living on social benefits from the government - and that makes them no better than dole scroungers! Theyre hopeless at golf, and they never buy a round in the pub either. And then there's all the attention they want. "Play with me", "take me to", "can I have?" and so on. What is it with them? Theyre nothing but a bloody nuisance. And anytime you want to go out, you find that others have the same opinion of kids and the kids are banned from the place - quite rightly too; after all, I want to get blind drunk, swear a lot, possibly start a fight.... how can I do that with kids in tow? Kids, remember, who dont buy a round. This is my life, not theirs. Mine, mine, mine. Well, that part of my life, which is actually all of my life, which is stuck in a long hours culture just to pay a mortgage for a house that is overpriced, and to afford all the things that I think make me a good person in the eyes of others like me stuck in the same culture. Its not just for children that the UK is bad. E
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