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FukinTroll -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/24/2007 11:56:55 PM)

Damn it Dahlia. Now I have to go perv your profile some more.




MadameDahlia -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/24/2007 11:57:40 PM)

ZOMBIE:

1. The walking dead
2. An alcoholic drink
3. A way of referring to someone who is sleep deprived.

Take your pick. [:D]




MadameDahlia -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/24/2007 11:58:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Damn it Dahlia. Now I have to go perv your profile some more.


Perving my profile, hm? *Laughs* And just what does that entail?




FukinTroll -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/24/2007 11:59:17 PM)

Oh yeah! Now I remember why I was so smitten with you!




Mikal -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/24/2007 11:59:27 PM)

Are you sure you really want to know? [:-]




MadameDahlia -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/25/2007 12:01:45 AM)

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Oh yeah! Now I remember why I was so smitten with you!


Oooh... do tell! Why's that, dearest Troll?




FukinTroll -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/25/2007 12:02:56 AM)

ha ha ha ha... mail me on the other side.




MadameDahlia -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/25/2007 12:06:09 AM)

*Gasp!* Could it be... you're promising... Troll Mail?

Glee! Slurps and mail. I must have slipped and fell getting out of the shower.




FukinTroll -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/25/2007 12:10:45 AM)

As I said... mail me.




Mikal -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/25/2007 12:34:31 AM)

You sure it's not "nail me"? *grins and snickers*




MadameDahlia -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/25/2007 12:41:45 AM)

Damn, Mikal! I think I want to make babies with you. [:D] Let's go find us a surrogate!




Mikal -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/25/2007 12:47:57 AM)

[:D][:D][:D]

Don't you think we'd be better off getting to know each other a wee bit more first? I don't to diapers. Ever. *grins* But I'll change wet sheets...




MadameDahlia -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/25/2007 12:49:49 AM)

*Laughs* That's what nannies are for!

But I suppose we could skip that part, live in sin and fornicate just for the fun of it...

The Catholics won't like us much, but I've been to their services... and their definition of the word and mine aren't exactly parallel. [:D]




FukinTroll -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/25/2007 12:53:06 AM)

Whoa!!!!! Listen up ladies. You have them and I will do the rest!




Mikal -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/25/2007 12:53:38 AM)

Hey! I'm Catholic! *hands on hips* Who else can pervert things so well???

*grins* Besides, if women can't 'love' each other, then they can't fornicate and live in sin... the Church can't have it's host and eat it too!





MadameDahlia -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/25/2007 12:56:31 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Mikal

Hey! I'm Catholic! *hands on hips* Who else can pervert things so well???



True. True. My best friend's mother is Catholic. And I swear her mom has the whole humiliation play thing down to an art.

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ORIGINAL: Mikal

*grins* Besides, if women can't 'love' each other, then they can't fornicate and live in sin... the Church can't have it's host and eat it too!



By jove... That's... logical! Woo hoo for loopholes. Among other holes... *Coughs*




Mikal -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/25/2007 1:01:57 AM)

LOL Yes, Catholic Mothers are Supreme when it comes to humiliation and guilt... but holes are good, so it kind of evens out. Sorta. *shrugs* Well, sex makes all things 'good', even if it's done bad... [;)]

So, whaddya say? We start gettin' it on like rabbits and let Troll watch the wee tykes (or dykes? [:D])?





MadameDahlia -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/25/2007 1:05:31 AM)

I'm down for that. Let's get it on!

*Hums "The Bad Touch" from The Bloodhound Gang, lapsing into song periodically*

... So put your hands down my pants
And I bet you'll feel nuts... (Have I mentioned just how enamoured I am of strapons?)

... You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let''s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel...




Mikal -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/25/2007 1:13:33 AM)

"Youve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough...
I want you lover,  want you covered with my Leatherhouse whip gowns

You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now..."

*some lyrics edited by moi [;)]





MadameDahlia -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/25/2007 1:14:54 AM)

Nice! We could rewrite all sorts of songs and pose as the greatest tribute band... EVER!




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