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FukinTroll -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/24/2007 12:49:50 AM)
Oh cool! I ahve a heap big pile of books I wrote. www.atlantissagas.org And even though you aren't the flat chested lesbian I always wanted... I can live with it.

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/24/2007 12:52:59 AM)
(peeks over at Troll) .............got boobies?[8D]

FukinTroll -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/24/2007 12:54:10 AM)
Hey krissi where is your pic. sniggers she said boobies. drools

MadameDahlia -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/24/2007 12:56:54 AM)
Holy mother of pearl... I've got maximum font size rule. And the font there definitely exceeds my limit. Don't get me started on the color... I'm already sharpening my knives and trollin' for victims. Please submit all requests for editing in Times New Roman, sized twelve font. Thank you and good day. [:D]

FukinTroll -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/24/2007 1:12:35 AM)
I'm not sure if I should spank ya or spank someone else. The cool thang about D&D relationships is the painsluts get worked over real good. On your knees you little bitch I am pissed at your mistress! Oh goody goody!!! The books themselves are in TNR 12pt.

MadameDahlia -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/24/2007 1:39:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll I'm not sure if I should spank ya or spank someone else. The cool thang about D&D relationships is the painsluts get worked over real good. On your knees you little bitch I am pissed at your mistress! Oh goody goody!!! The books themselves are in TNR 12pt. I treat all offers for spankings the same way I treat birthday spanks... I give them away to the closest submissive body. And when I count them off I get so creative I might as well be one hundred and two by the time they're done. "... Five... Six... Seven... Eight... Nine... Oh, look! Something shiny. Where was I? Oh right... Three... Four... Five..." [:D]

duckykarma -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/24/2007 8:14:13 AM)
lol Troll I will put in another Toy just for you....how about ummmmmmmmmmmmmm (well i know he likes boobies) shit i got nothing.....lol jk i will go buy you some fake boobies so that way your flat chested lesbian that you have always wanted can have some boobige for when you tire if the ironing board look.... PS. no offence to any and all flat chested lesbians or any lesbians or flat chested women out there...

Gauge -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/24/2007 10:04:14 PM)
Zombies do not go fishing. They cannot touch type. I have never once encountered a zombie tour guide. Zombies make horrible school teachers. If you play musical chairs with zombies all they do when the music stops is keep walking around the chairs in a circle... groaning.

bearincuffs -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/24/2007 10:12:47 PM)
And don't bother asking a zombie questions, all they do is groan and then want to bite

Gauge -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/24/2007 10:20:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bearincuffs And don't bother asking a zombie questions, all they do is groan and then want to bite Kind of like my ex-wife

kc692 -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/24/2007 10:27:34 PM)
That is precious gauge. Good to see you again!!

MadameDahlia -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/24/2007 10:32:46 PM)
Reason Number One: Zombies are like children. They don't respond well to the word "no" and they're always putting strange things in their mouths. Reason Number Two: Zombies are like teenagers. They'll eat you out of house and home - and always leave the living room in disarray. Reason Number Three: Zombies are like the very elderly, always leaving their teeth in odd places. (Not to mention they've got the habit of producing some rather off-putting scents).

Mikal -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/24/2007 10:33:34 PM)
The problem with zombie is that all they do is groan... how are you supposed to know if that's a groan of pain/pleasure or just constipation?

FukinTroll -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/24/2007 10:43:37 PM)
Mikal, that wasn't a Zombie you were using the strapon with. It was azz

MadameDahlia -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/24/2007 10:46:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll Mikal, that wasn't a Zombie you were using the strapon with. It was azz Could he possibly have felt that after I loosened him up using the one you sent to me? I've affectionately named it GoliaDick by the way. It was a toss up between that and Kong the Impaler.

Mikal -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/24/2007 10:52:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll Mikal, that wasn't a Zombie you were using the strapon with. It was azz Ewwwwwww.... no Troll, it wasn't. I think you've been looking at boobies too long. No more boobies for you! And I don't use strapons on zombies for that reason... can't tell what they are moaning about. Btw, how do trolls moan? Low and soft, loud and gutteral...?

FukinTroll -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/24/2007 10:54:04 PM)
Come over and find out!

FukinTroll -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/24/2007 10:55:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadameDahlia quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll Mikal, that wasn't a Zombie you were using the strapon with. It was azz Could he possibly have felt that after I loosened him up using the one you sent to me? I've affectionately named it GoliaDick by the way. It was a toss up between that and Kong the Impaler. I told you it needed its own profile!

MadameDahlia -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/24/2007 10:56:11 PM)
Struts while wearing it, trying not to trip

Mikal -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/24/2007 10:57:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll Come over and find out! No. You come HERE and show me. Or you chicken? [sm=biggrin.gif] Or would that be a TurkeyTroll? [:D]

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