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Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 10:39:11 AM   
RWAble


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Status: offline 		While I was out doing some errands today, I saw a great bumper-sticker.
If that(picture of a cell phone)was up your ass; could you drive more attentively.
Anybody else seen some good ones?

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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 10:55:54 AM   
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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 11:00:13 AM   
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they are some old ones, but hey, I like them

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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 1:02:58 PM   
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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 1:04:25 PM   
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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 1:11:56 PM   
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< Message edited by LDRandAstarte -- 2/26/2007 1:13:59 PM >

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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 1:18:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: domahpet

oooh oooh! i got a good one:

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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 1:20:05 PM   
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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 1:27:10 PM   
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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 1:33:51 PM   
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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 1:49:40 PM   
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one more. 
 
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I'm sort of partial to...
 
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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 1:50:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		Another one I am having printed and sent to me from one of those online printers, is one I heard from George Carlin;
"We are the proud parents of a high school student whose self-esteem is sufficiently high, that we do not need to tout his minor scholastic achievements on a bumper sticker."

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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 2:40:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		pogue mo thoin    i saw it once on a bumper and i've been looking for it ever since

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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 3:22:16 PM   
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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 4:38:01 PM   
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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 4:53:12 PM   
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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 4:55:39 PM   
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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 5:03:16 PM   
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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 5:08:07 PM   
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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 5:12:16 PM   
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