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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 5:12:17 PM   
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it will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber

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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 5:20:09 PM   
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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 5:56:57 PM   
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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 6:14:05 PM   
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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 6:14:59 PM   
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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 6:18:10 PM   
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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 7:45:05 PM   
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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 8:03:02 PM   
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Another one I am having printed and sent to me from one of those online printers, is one I heard from George Carlin;
"We are the proud parents of a high school student whose self-esteem is sufficiently high, that we do not need to tout his minor scholastic achievements on a bumper sticker."


Damn, i hope you drive something really wide!



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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 8:03:47 PM   
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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/26/2007 9:45:43 PM   
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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/27/2007 11:56:31 AM   
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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/27/2007 12:14:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LDRandAstarte
Another one I am having printed and sent to me from one of those online printers, is one I heard from George Carlin;
"We are the proud parents of a high school student whose self-esteem is sufficiently high, that we do not need to tout his minor scholastic achievements on a bumper sticker."


Damn, i hope you drive something really wide!





It actually fits nicely on a regular sized bumper sticker in only four lines.

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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 2/28/2007 3:09:53 AM   
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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 3/7/2007 2:42:22 PM   
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Some ones i actually have or have had on my car:
 
"Be Nice to America or We'll Bring Democracy to Your Country"
 
"When Fascism Comes to America, it Will Be Wrapped in the Flag and
  Carrying a Cross"
 
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT:  Only Those Without the Capital Get the Punishment
 
and there are 100's more great ones out there.  i get them from either Northern Sun Merchandising or www.carryabigsticker.com - very cool sites
 
slave luci

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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 3/7/2007 2:50:41 PM   
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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 3/7/2007 2:54:07 PM   
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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 3/7/2007 3:04:01 PM   
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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 3/7/2007 5:14:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		these r some great bumper stickers... i love the my child is inmate of the month in a prison parking lot... the thing alot like a bumper sticker i find annoying, really annoying is " baby on board" as if u will c that and say oh, there's a baby, well i better not rear end that car like i do most other cars. Been seein that around since i was a kid...

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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 3/17/2007 12:59:00 AM   
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RE: Bumper Stickers? - 4/17/2007 10:32:54 AM   
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