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RE: Wise and humorous quotes - 3/1/2007 2:12:21 PM   
soultoshare


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If I haven't heard it, said it or used it, I've done it!

And here's one that very few of my friends have heard.....I'm going to beat you like a red headed stepchild!

The first two are mine, the third is not......

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RE: Wise and humorous quotes - 3/3/2007 12:33:41 PM   
Vendaval


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Both of these are Spanish proverbs

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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
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RE: Wise and humorous quotes - 3/3/2007 1:04:42 PM   
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RE: Wise and humorous quotes - 3/3/2007 2:17:54 PM   
MadameDahlia


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people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Children in backseats cause accidents;
accidents in backseats cause children.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.
What more can I say?

< Message edited by MadameDahlia -- 3/3/2007 2:18:23 PM >

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RE: Wise and humorous quotes - 3/3/2007 2:20:08 PM   
Vendaval


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to remember that your first objective was to drain the swamp.

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So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


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RE: Wise and humorous quotes - 3/3/2007 4:15:35 PM   
MsPoetress


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~poe

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RE: Wise and humorous quotes - 3/3/2007 4:40:22 PM   
NorthernGent


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I find to rather easy to protray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me - John Cleese.


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RE: Wise and humorous quotes - 3/3/2007 4:51:01 PM   
sassykat


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I also like my signature line about the dragons.

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Never meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

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RE: Wise and humorous quotes - 3/3/2007 5:19:58 PM   
untamedshysub


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He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because he is sufficient for himself, must be either a beast or a god. -Aristotle

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RE: Wise and humorous quotes - 3/3/2007 5:56:06 PM   
Quivver


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Status: offline 		This is the last one I used here in my Journal........

Thou shalt not be a victim.
Thou shalt not be a perpetrator.
Above all, thou shalt not be a bystander.
              ~Holocaust Museum, Washington, DC

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RE: Wise and humorous quotes - 3/3/2007 7:30:45 PM   
happypervert


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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.

The kind of man who wants the government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always the kind of man whose ideas are idiotic.

I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them.

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.



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RE: Wise and humorous quotes - 3/3/2007 7:43:39 PM   
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Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances.
Benjamin Franklin
 
When one door closes another opens. But often we look so long so regretfully upon the closed door that we fail to see the one that has opened for us.
Helen Keller
 
The worst thing you can try to do is cling to something that is gone, or to recreate it.
Johnette Napolitano
 
 
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