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If the Crusades happened today

Fucking Troll and his band of Inquisitioners

54% (13)

Christians

0% (0)

Muslims

20% (5)

Arabs

0% (0)

a US-led coalition

25% (6)

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If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 5:54:59 PM

sambamanslilgirl

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after reading FT's heathen/pagan poll

it got me wondering if the Crusades happened today, who would control the Holy Land (according to the maps of what was considered the Holy Land back from 1095 to 1291)?

how would it effect the events happening in the Middle East today? would the Bush administration support it or still fight their "war" in Iraq?

it would be very interesting to hear your thoughts about this.

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 6:24:27 PM

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Has to be me.

Go ahead and run... you will just die tired!

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 6:45:42 PM

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according to the poll results, FT - you'll either have to convert the Muslims or share it with them

< Message edited by sambamanslilgirl -- 3/1/2007 6:46:19 PM >

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 6:48:13 PM

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Pfffftttttt.... Trollism will prevail!

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 7:08:20 PM

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Troll, let us crush all who oppose us and make the sands turn red with the blood of our enemies. I shall hear their dying screams from under the sole of my boot, I shall strip their souls from their twitching bodies as they lay helpless on the burning sands!...er, ahem...maybe a little over the top. But I think it might be nice to play on loadspeakers in front of the enemy.

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 7:18:26 PM

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Guess I won't have to worry about converting to Trollism or needing to worship dragons rofl

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 7:22:01 PM

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I'm perfectly happy to accept followers bear....The Temple of the Black Cybornetic Dragon is now open, come ye all who wish to crush thine enemies into dust

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 7:24:36 PM

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lol no can do Hydro, too busy with running my bear cult

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 7:25:47 PM

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oh dear - who win tonight in the Battle of the Crusades, FT and his Inquisitioners or Hyrdo and his Dragon Horde?

taking bets now!

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 7:30:24 PM

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If he were turned he would make a powerful ally indeed. Come Troll join with us on the dark side and together we shall sweep away all who oppose us. And from the ashes of the battlefield we will raise Elysium.

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 7:32:42 PM

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DAMN, wanted to go to Valhalla

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 7:34:50 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: bearincuffs

DAMN, wanted to go to Valhalla

It's ok there, it just gets a little noisy when the Gods get to drinking.

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 7:37:07 PM

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*giggles*

have you been watching The Empire Strikes Back again, dragon?

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 7:39:07 PM

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maybe his flashlight went out *snicker*

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 7:40:57 PM

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i thought those came with a lifetime warranty

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 7:41:19 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

*giggles*

have you been watching The Empire Strikes Back again, dragon?

The Metallica version of the Imperial March is my offical entrance music. At my birthday party one year they actually played it when I walked in to the club. I was wearing my black trench coat...so it fit perfect.

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 7:44:13 PM

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must have been looking darthly that night, lord dragon

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 7:47:24 PM

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hooooo peeeeer, hoooooo peeeeer.....Now young subies, you shall know the full power of the force....on your knees.....hooooo peeeer

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 7:50:01 PM

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no, i refuse to kneel before you ...i shall never submit to your dark dragon dominance!

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 7:52:21 PM

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the results so far shows FT would rule but he would have to defeat the Muslims and a US-led coalition first

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