Mustardseed -> RE: Wost movies ever (3/6/2007 9:48:14 PM)
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- Darkness. Italian horror flick that came out a few years back. Now, I'm a very good horror movie attendee. I have excellent suspension of disbelief. That is, I'm incredibly gullible. I jump at cat scares that actually involve a cat. Eventually, I just sat there with my arms crossed thinking, "And this is just going to keep going, isn't it?" I'll save you the rental: ovals have occult significance, we're all gonna die horribly, and evil really likes collored pencils.
- Prospero's Books. Why on earth people kept saying that this was one of the best films of the 20th century is beyond me. Raul Julia and Richard Dreyfuss starred in a better version of The Tempest than this crap. Okay, yes -- the sets were beautiful, the costumes were amazing, the books themselves were astounding. I have to even give kudos to Sir John Guielgud for being willing to do a nude scene, and manage it with his usual dignity. But ... having the actors just stand there like dress dummies while other people did the voiceovers for their lines? ugh. We couldn't even finish this one on video. Peter Greenaway movies are about 50/50 for me anyway, and this was definitely in the lower 50%. I've read that someone produced a TV special that was just about the books. Thank goodness -- something worth watching came out of this little project.
- Russ Meyer's Vixen. It was playing at a rep theater, which was promoting the films "Famous Trout Dance!" Having no idea what a trout dance was, my boyfriend at the time and I went in to get an education. The film, which was 60's softcore porn, was slightly painful but we held on because we were determined to see this amazing dance. Of course, the trout dance itself was disgusting. After the dance was over, we glanced at each other and left the theater.
These are the main ones that stand out as time that I will never, ever get back.
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