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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/12/2007 3:53:14 PM   
MisterPhister


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Status: offline 		you can't be fake AND love dark chocolate
so THERE

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/12/2007 4:01:27 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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Status: offline 		Did someone mention chocolate??? I was over on another thread and could have sworn I heard the word chocolate being bandied about.

Wait...it isn't fake chocolate is it?


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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/12/2007 4:17:35 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


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Status: offline 		oh is that coming from a twue or fake dom?

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/12/2007 4:19:35 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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How glittering they shone -
And every One unbared a Nerve
Or wantoned with a Bone -

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/12/2007 6:25:30 PM   
lilsubl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MisterPhister

you can't be fake AND love dark chocolate
so THERE



since you are on this thread, you must be fake, so i don't believe what you say....


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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/12/2007 6:32:21 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: lilsubl
YIKES!!!  that's about as fake as one can get (but you still scare me)
  I know!   It's a gift I used to think was a curse, until I learned to use my evil powers for good.   M

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/12/2007 6:35:10 PM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		Speaking of chocolate, the rumour that it makes you horny is just not true. Well technically it is but you would have to eat shed loads for it to have any effect at all. So chocolate being an aphrodesiac or however its spelt its kinda fake.

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/12/2007 6:36:56 PM   
SilverShadows


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Status: offline 		Depends on where you put it. I have found it can be very effective when properly placed.

Maybe this should go in the sex tips thread.

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/12/2007 6:37:49 PM   
BlkTallFullfig


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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation
So chocolate being an aphrodesiac or however its spelt its kinda fake.
It can be if the right person delivers it dressed in a nice outfit and carrying something hinting they know what to do, dontcha think?    M

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/12/2007 6:38:33 PM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		Yep i think it should lol

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/12/2007 6:41:38 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


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damn those fake research reports from scientists!


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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/12/2007 6:42:19 PM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		For me personally no as i dont really like chocolate so anyone bringing me it hadnt put much thought into a gift for me lol but yes i guess mixed with other things choc cud be a turn on.

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/12/2007 6:43:20 PM   
SilverShadows


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Status: offline 		I am a fake because:

1. I can't make you immortal
2. I go out in the sunlight
3. I have never slept in a coffin.
4. I have never actually killed anyone

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/12/2007 6:43:35 PM   
missturbation


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

*stops eating her chocolate dipped strawberry* 

damn those fake research reports from scientists!



Make that choc dipped carrot, potato or asparagus and you might get the desired effect.

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/12/2007 6:44:40 PM   
SilverShadows


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Status: offline 		I warn dates that if they bring me milk chocolate or cheap chocolate I will kill them and not in fun.

Has to be good bitter dark chocolate.

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/12/2007 7:02:17 PM   
Evanesce


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quote:

ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig

I'm fake because I'm not an out of control screaming bitch....  All the time.    M


Gosh, and here I'm fake because I AM an out of control screaming bitch... all the time.  Well... not really out of control, and more demanding than screaming, but a big fake bitch nonetheless.
 
Oh... and I think SSC is a crock, too.  And I don't let "doms" talk down to me, so I must be fake.

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/12/2007 7:04:21 PM   
Evanesce


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Status: offline 		Chocolate must be at least 70% cocoa in order to be considered "good" chocolate.  And at 75%, it's almost orgasmic.

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/12/2007 7:04:56 PM   
Lucius


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Status: offline 		I'm not a hundred pound cheerleader either.




In fact, I've never HAD a hundred pound cheerleader either. Hm. Had a woman I think was that skinny, but she wasn't a cheerleader.

Pseudo-Lucius Alexander

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/12/2007 7:09:38 PM   
SilverShadows


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Status: offline 		#1 reason they think I am fake in Seattle is a Domme let me escape my bonds, so I chased her across a club trying to garrot her with the rope.

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/12/2007 7:52:26 PM   
lilsubl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: SilverShadows

#1 reason they think I am fake in Seattle is a Domme let me escape my bonds, so I chased her across a club trying to garrot her with the rope.


well, that makes perfect sense to me:  the Domme let you escape so that makes you the fake....


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