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HydroMaster -> Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 12:11:54 PM)

In an effort to prevent the death of lilsubl by way of boredom I submit the following.  We all have habits or methods that have brought us criticism from other members of this site.  So, the question I ask is what makes you so fake?  What detail of your personality or BDSM MO has been brought to your attention by a...well meaning(giggles)....member?

I was informed that I am a pompous jackass with no business beging here or ever having a sub....I'll keep their name to myself.

Next....



missturbation -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 12:27:58 PM)

Hmm i'm fake because
* i refuse to call every tom, dick and harry Sir.
* i wont send naked pics
* i am outspoken
* i dye my hair
 



cuddleheart50 -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 12:33:42 PM)

I am a fake because:

I don't cam
I don't cyber, online or phone
I don't want to be chained to the floor 27/7
And like Misst, I dont call everyone Sir.



HydroMaster -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 12:33:46 PM)

Why yes, dying your hair makes you very fake.  And you should be calling me Sir, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy  [sm=mrpuffy.gif]



missturbation -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 12:35:37 PM)

Well i wudnt want to take away your warm fuzzy feelings now would i Sir?.........hmm or would i?..........yep scratch that Sir [:D]
 
*im fake because i have a sadistic streak.



lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 12:36:14 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

I am a fake because:

I don't cam
I don't cyber, online or phone
I don't want to be chained to the floor 27/7
And like Misst, I dont call everyone Sir.


wow!!  i don't have 27 hours in a day to spend like that either...does that make me a fake, too??



cuddleheart50 -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 12:37:50 PM)

lilsubl...oops, meant 24/7....damn nails are too long...hehehe



HydroMaster -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 12:38:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Well i wudnt want to take away your warm fuzzy feelings now would i Sir?.........hmm or would i?..........yep scratch that Sir [:D]
 
*im fake because i have a sadistic streak.

Ah but even though you took back the sir you can't take away that brief warm fuzziness that cam from the first line lol.

And yes anyone that doesn't have 27 hours in their day is quite fake.



RayvenGoddess -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 12:41:15 PM)

Apparently, I am a fake dominant because:

I am under the age of 35
I am still in college and college students don't have the time to be good dominants
I am bisexual but don't have an interest in any males on this site
I am too nice and personable in my getting to know someone
I actually WANT to get to know someone and not just talk abotu scening
Oh and I also had one person tell me that my eyes just told him I should be his slave.  Bad eyes, bad eyes!  I told you not to mess with people's fragile minds like that.  I guess I have to close my eye lids to punish them now.



FelinePersuasion -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 12:43:27 PM)

Well now, I've never been called a fake, but it was implyed all taken women on this site who remain here are indeed cockteases and shouldn't be here. So there you go. I am a* proven giggles* cocktease*

quote:

ORIGINAL: HydroMaster

In an effort to prevent the death of lilsubl by way of boredom I submit the following.  We all have habits or methods that have brought us criticism from other members of this site.  So, the question I ask is what makes you so fake?  What detail of your personality or BDSM MO has been brought to your attention by a...well meaning(giggles)....member?

I was informed that I am a pompous jackass with no business beging here or ever having a sub....I'll keep their name to myself.

Next....



Quivver -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 12:44:30 PM)

Well, nobody on the boards here have called me Fake yet  (the lines forms on the left, take a number please)
But I have been called Fake a million times on the other side usually for the following reasons.
1.  i stop them in their tracks when they start talking kinky sex.
2.  i refuse to buy a Cam and prove i'm female (nice try)
3.  i'm out spoken
4.  only use Sir or Master if i find it appropriate.
5.  i'm not seeking but am told i'm still advertising and dont belong here.
that pretty much sum's it up...........................  [:D]



HydroMaster -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 12:45:30 PM)

Hmm, interesting...I'm under 35, in college, like to get to know the subies, and am also too nice.....oh no! I'M A FAKE DOM, NOOOOO!



lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 12:47:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Quivver

Well, nobody on the boards here have called me Fake yet  (the lines forms on the left, take a number please)
But I have been called Fake a million times on the other side usually for the following reasons.
1.  i stop them in their tracks when they start talking kinky sex.
2.  i refuse to buy a Cam and prove i'm female (nice try)
3.  i'm out spoken
4.  only use Sir or Master if i find it appropriate.
5.  i'm not seeking but am told i'm still advertising and dont belong here.
that pretty much sum's it up...........................  [:D]



yeah, that's one of my faves too...plus the one about i should be desperate cause i'm fat & old...*giggle*



dcnovice -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 12:47:42 PM)

No one's called a fake yet. I'm feeling a little left out. [:)]



DesertRat -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 12:48:32 PM)

I've been informed that I am a moocher, have always been a moocher, and will always BE a moocher. The same person also told me I had a "hell of a moneymaker between my legs". Is that some kind of left-handed compliment?

Bob



MistressFeathers -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 12:48:54 PM)

Oh my lord just where do I start with my answer to this one - too many things lol



HydroMaster -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 12:49:28 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

No one's called a fake yet. I'm feeling a little left out. [:)]


Oh don't worry it'll come eventually.  Would it make you feel better if we all called you a fake?



cuddleheart50 -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 12:50:01 PM)

My favorite one was....You are an old hag, and dont need to be here.



cuddleheart50 -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 12:51:17 PM)

dc, I will call you a fake...feel better hun?



lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 12:52:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

No one's called a fake yet. I'm feeling a little left out. [:)]


anyone who likes cobalt glass & revolutionary petunias is so obviously fake that it goes without saying



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