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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/12/2007 8:34:40 PM

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ORIGINAL: MisterPhister

you can't be fake AND love dark chocolate
so THERE

But what if I like all types of chocolate? Am I still a fake?

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/12/2007 8:36:15 PM

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i thought that we had already proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are just as fake as the rest of us here, bear....

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/12/2007 8:37:22 PM

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Just had to check and make sure my standing stayed the same! Heaven forbid if I turn out not to be fake or twue

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/12/2007 8:41:31 PM

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not much danger of that happening...

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/13/2007 8:26:33 AM

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I stopped believing anything put forth by a scientific study after they said that dogs and cats don't dream. Oh, and people who are 20 pounds or more "overweight" (don't get me started on -that- term) are 200% more likely to die.
Silly me, I thought we all had a 100% chance of dying.

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/13/2007 9:10:41 AM

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Oh, and people who are 20 pounds or more "overweight" (don't get me started on -that- term) are 200% more likely to die.
Silly me, I thought we all had a 100% chance of dying.

LMAO - where do they come up with this stuff?

has anyone met a twue sub/slave/Dom/me in real life?

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/13/2007 10:21:29 AM

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Let's see, what first? I'm fake because:
a. I'm overweight and if I can't take care of Myself, I can't take care of
a slave either?! LOL Anybody know how demanding a cat and dog can be?
b. I start off training online for a couple of weeks, mostly to gage obedience, intelligence, understanding, loyalty, etc. Not many make it far.

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/13/2007 10:35:16 AM

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Here are a few that I have heard:

I must be a fake because I don't dress "appropriately" for a Mistress at all times, e.g. always being clad in black leather and boots or stilletos.
I have a desire for a long-term relationship that encompasses more than just BDSM. "After all, this NOT a dating site" to quote one indignant sub who wanted to be played with and nothing more.
I am not an overbearing, domineering and aggressive bitch every minute of every day. Frankly, I can get far better results from people in other ways in my daily life. Plus, I am not interested in dominating every human being on the planet, just my sub.

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/13/2007 11:06:36 AM

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YAY!!! more fakes to entertain me...this is sooooo helping my boredom issues...

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/13/2007 11:09:25 AM

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hmmmm...since i'm fake, does that make my boredom a fake issue???

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/13/2007 11:19:19 AM

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Not really, think it makes it a weal and twue issue which confuses the weal and twue fakers

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/13/2007 11:26:52 AM

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I'm good with that, provided the dark chocolate and spiffy boots are real.

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/13/2007 11:49:52 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: bearincuffs

Not really, think it makes it a weal and twue issue which confuses the weal and twue fakers

ahhh, of course...thank you for clearing that up for me, bear....

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RE: Why are you so fake - 3/13/2007 2:30:25 PM

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YAY!!! i just got an email telling me why i'm so fake...& telling me that if i spent 10% of my time doing lifestyle instead of talking about it i might be happier...perhaps he meant less bored??? oh, wait, that's the other thread.....

the coolest thing about these 2 emails is that he blocked me so that i couldn't reply...my reply that i tried to send was: thank you for your insight...have a nice day...what a fake response, huh??? good thing he blocked me so he wouldn't have to put up with that.....

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