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dcnovice -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 5:15:09 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

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But the Hello Kitty napkin rings were a gift! I told them that.



But you TOLD me you wanted them more than anything else in the world.


Well, I did, but I couldn't admit that to the PB folks. I really thought I'd fooled them.




bearincuffs -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 5:15:59 PM)

These nomonations are al fake I tell you...fake




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 5:16:12 PM)

 

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Don't you be dissing my Dick.


Darlin, I'm a cuckoldress and a fake Domme...I'll diss your Dick and any other dick I want to.

Now I have to go dry my monitor of the Diet pepsi dripping off it.

PS...does that collage have any dick bush pics on it?




dcnovice -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 5:16:28 PM)

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It's better shopping at Homo Depot, the men there are more twue and weal!


No, no, anything but that. I remember being dragged to the one the sniper had struck at and thinking, "Wow. I had no idea that was a mercy killing."




dcnovice -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 5:17:56 PM)

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does that collage have any dick bush pics on it


Ugh! Just the thought . . .




litleone8620 -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 5:18:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bearincuffs

These nomonations are al fake I tell you...fake


Dammit. Well, that sucks then.

I'm a fake because i thought a slave could hold any position of power. How dare i?!




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 5:19:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck


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But the Hello Kitty napkin rings were a gift! I told them that.



But you TOLD me you wanted them more than anything else in the world.



Well, I did, but I couldn't admit that to the PB folks. I really thought I'd fooled them.


As a fake it would be completely impossible for you to fool anyone. Besides I told them they for you when I bought them. Just in case you brought them back. Was it the wrong pink color? I told you they would clash with the walls but did you listen? Nooooo.





Attendedkarma -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 5:19:23 PM)

I SECOND that motion




azzmaster -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 5:20:42 PM)

ah SD domme... very undommely of u to fakely misquote me for a fake laff.
my pristine ass remains unsullied and unassailable :)
even more undommely to try to call attention to a fake joke that fell flat.
its more socially appropriate to retreat quietly from a joke that didn't wotk the way u wanted. sigh. thats the problem. fake doms and dommettes!!!! whats this country coming to? its us to us to set the standards or social niceties and subtle witticisms ... yes it saddens me that standards are not being upheld. i think also perhaps u 4get that since i am a man Thor is not a strapon so would not be undone and rammed up the wrong hershey highway... no indeed... and we ALL know( except the fakes) that Thor is the real deal, the mr goodbar of dicks...no fake... butu know, nothing a good Thoring couldn't cure  u of... much luv, hon




litleone8620 -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 5:20:55 PM)

Ha!  The motion has carried.

Voting shall commence shortly. After all, us fakers don't do anything real, anways.




dcnovice -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 5:21:08 PM)

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Was it the wrong pink color? I told you they would clash with the walls but did you listen? Nooooo.


They were okay with the walls, actually, but they clashed with the rinse in my hair.




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 5:23:33 PM)

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They were okay with the walls, actually, but they clashed with the rinse in my hair.


Ahhh that makes sense...you really are straight aren't you. Any gay man would know that the pink of Hello Kitty wouldn't go with the lavender rinse in your hair. Sheesh.





SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 5:26:12 PM)

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ah SD domme... very undommely of u to fakely misquote me for a fake laff.
my pristine ass remains unsullied and unassailable :)
even more undommely to try to call attention to a fake joke that fell flat.
its more socially appropriate to retreat quietly from a joke that didn't wotk the way u wanted. sigh. thats the problem. fake doms and dommettes!!!! whats this country coming to? its us to us to set the standards or social niceties and subtle witticisms ... yes it saddens me that standards are not being upheld. i think also perhaps u 4get that since i am a man Thor is not a strapon so would not be undone and rammed up the wrong hershey highway... no indeed... and we ALL know( except the fakes) that Thor is the real deal, the mr goodbar of dicks...no fake... butu know, nothing a good Thoring couldn't cure  u of... much luv, hon


 
Sigh...it was sarcasm sweetie, and I did ask whether it was a faux pas to draw attention to my own joke.

PS. I am a fake after all remember????

oh wait you were being sarcastic too. Except for the love part right???




dcnovice -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 5:41:32 PM)

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you really are straight aren't you.


You won't tell anyone, will you?

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Any gay man would know that the pink of Hello Kitty wouldn't go with the lavender rinse in your hair. Sheesh.


I thought I was taking a creative risk. Who knew it would be such a disaster?




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 5:48:54 PM)

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you really are straight aren't you.



You won't tell anyone, will you?


Shhhh it's our little secret. Although you are going to have to relinquish your gay card. No more discounts at design centers for you.

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Any gay man would know that the pink of Hello Kitty wouldn't go with the lavender rinse in your hair. Sheesh.



I thought I was taking a creative risk. Who knew it would be such a disaster?


It's ok DC everybody makes a mistake occassionally. I thought I did once but I was mistaken.





bearincuffs -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 5:50:28 PM)

I have a whole pile of gay cards for sale at a low price but naturally they're all fake




FukinTroll -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 5:51:57 PM)

I have decided to put everyone on this site on block. I cannot have a conversation with someone who is not my equal so I will be waiting for god to make a profile.




mnottertail -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 5:52:37 PM)

anything with cars in them?

Ron 




dcnovice -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 5:54:40 PM)

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I have decided to put everyone on this site on block. I cannot have a conversation with someone who is not my equal so I will be waiting for god to make a profile.


LOL! But is God a twue dominate?




RobertCloud -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 5:55:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

gawd, you and your Thor *vomits* so glad you're blocked off my profile and forums


Hey.. I have him blocked too sambamanslilgirl... only it is too bad it doesn't block him when someone quotes him... Damn it!!!!!!




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