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lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 4:02:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: azzmaster I m not fake. I am the 1 n only azzmaster. My trusty dick is Thor, the best dick a guy ever had who is fake? those fakes who act like thats not true. but we "real" CM members realize they are just jealous so don't be fake! admit u daydream about Thor reamin u up the Hershey highway c'mon. u know u do... :) this is ur big change to de-fake urself ROFLMAO!!!!!

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 4:04:14 PM)
quote: whoopsie...forgot to highlight it...this one: I won't castrate, perform a penectomy or kill on the first meet. Ahhh, well it's usually not considered until at least the 4th meet. After all I do have to get them to sign over everything they own first, get put in the will, stock pile the lye and have them dig the hole for the latter.

lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 4:04:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: litleone8620 I am a fake because........ I don't have naked pictures, and won't sent them on request I don't give out my messenger ID's after the first e-mail I almost always don't respond to one-lined e-mails I don't call everyone Sir, or Master I don't obey every Tom, Dick, and Harry that chooses to grace me with his ignorance/stupidity in a badly worded/misspelled e-mail (wow, where did that agression come from?) And i'm a fake because, even though i identify myself as a slave, i have a mind of my own. Oh, the horror, the horror! you're looking a little naked to me in that pic...will you send me one if i don't ask??

lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 4:06:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck quote: whoopsie...forgot to highlight it...this one: I won't castrate, perform a penectomy or kill on the first meet. Ahhh, well it's usually not considered until at least the 4th meet. After all I do have to get them to sign over everything they own first, get put in the will, stock pile the lye and have them dig the hole for the latter. yes & that all does take some time...especially when you need to buy the lye in small quantities.....

litleone8620 -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 4:07:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lilsubl quote: ORIGINAL: litleone8620 I am a fake because........ I don't have naked pictures, and won't sent them on request I don't give out my messenger ID's after the first e-mail I almost always don't respond to one-lined e-mails I don't call everyone Sir, or Master I don't obey every Tom, Dick, and Harry that chooses to grace me with his ignorance/stupidity in a badly worded/misspelled e-mail (wow, where did that agression come from?) And i'm a fake because, even though i identify myself as a slave, i have a mind of my own. Oh, the horror, the horror! you're looking a little naked to me in that pic...will you send me one if i don't ask?? LOL. Only if you ask nicely. And yes, i might be nekkid in the pic, but it shows nothing. There is a difference. Jeez i gotta get some new pics.

MadamesezSTFU -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 4:08:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: azzmaster I m not fake. I am the 1 n only azzmaster. My trusty dick is Thor, the best dick a guy ever had who is fake? those fakes who act like thats not true. but we "real" CM members realize they are just jealous so don't be fake! admit u daydream about Thor reamin u up the Hershey highway c'mon. u know u do... :) this is ur big change to de-fake urself You keep saying thor is the best dick a guy ever had......just how many dicks have you had to know this?? How did you change them all out>?

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 4:08:07 PM)
quote: I am not a high powered professional business woman \ Holy Carp! I quit being a high powered professional business woman to go to school and wait tables to pay for it. Dammit, add another to the list of why I'm a fake.

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 4:10:17 PM)
quote: yes & that all does take some time...especially when you need to buy the lye in small quantities..... Not to mention getting the jigsaw fixed because it keeps jamming on me. Although if he's really special and I have enough lye lying around I'll consider it sooner.

azzmaster -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 4:13:26 PM)
to madameS.... how do i know? it just couldn't get any better than Thor, plus i have seen other dudes fuckand their dicks just seem so lame in comparison.

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 4:15:06 PM)
quote: admit u daydream about Thor reamin u up the Hershey highway c'mon. u know u do... :) Ok I admit it...Oh gawd I'm actually going to admit this but I can't hold back any longer. I dream about Thor reaming U up the Hershey Highway. In fact I dreamt about it last night. U were loving it too. Call me! Ahhh so glad I could take this opportunity to de-fake myself.

dcnovice -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 4:19:10 PM)
Wow, I've finally been called fake, so now I feel like a real CMer! Thanks, folks. <misting up>

lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 4:22:08 PM)
well, it did relieve my boredom somewhat...so not entirely altruistic of me.....

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 4:22:14 PM)
quote: Wow, I've finally been called fake, so now I feel like a real CMer! Thanks, folks. <misting up> It's ok DC, let it all out honey. you are a fake, and a damn good one. pats DC on his fake little head

dcnovice -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 4:32:00 PM)
quote: you are a fake, and a damn good one The secret is out: I'm actually a straight Republican domme who's never seen The Queen.

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 4:35:44 PM)
quote: The secret is out: I'm actually a straight Republican domme who's never seen The Queen. OMG that's much worse than I ever imagined. I'm shocked, shocked I say. Never speak to me again. Never seen the Queen??? How could you. I'm crying now, I hope you're happy.

HydroMaster -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 4:44:19 PM)
Why azzmaster, how appropriate for you to turn up on my why are you fake thread. If anyone belongs here, it's you and your little friend

dcnovice -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 4:51:07 PM)
quote: Never seen the Queen??? How could you. Well, they were sold out!

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 4:51:14 PM)
Sigh, I can't believe no one actually caught onto this one yet. quote: Ok I admit it...Oh gawd I'm actually going to admit this but I can't hold back any longer. I dream about Thor reaming U up the Hershey Highway. In fact I dreamt about it last night. U were loving it too. Call me! Is it bad form to quote yourself when you feel something is especially funny????

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 4:53:11 PM)
quote: Well, they were sold out! that is no excuse whatsoever DC PS you aren't supposed to talk to me any more...you made me cry and we all know Domme's never ever cry. Which makes me even more of a fake than I was before. PS2 I'm totally taking away your gay card.

HydroMaster -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 4:53:22 PM)
I caught it but I'm currently trying to block the image from entering my mind

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