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darkinshadows -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 5:18:34 PM)

How about this?
 
 
(If you have media player)




LadyEllen -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 5:19:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

I love love love the macc lads
 
Sweaty betty shes got a huge vagina
sweaty betty you'd fit a bus inside her
[:D][:D]


Wow! Someone who knows them!

Such classics...... Beer and Sex and Chips and Gravy, it all a Macc Ladd wants etc!

I took the crack to the flicks just the other night
We were xxxxx on the backseats, everythin were alright
Then a smell like a fox took me mind from sex, I said....
Close your legs!

She whispered softly in my ear
But all I wanted to do was go and sup some beer
Then she did somethin I couldnt understand
She didnt watch the film, she tried to hold me hand

(she) Do you love me?
(he) I fuck you dont I?





caitlyn -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 5:20:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen
What about The Stars and Stripes?

In for a cent, in for a dollar kind of thing...


You should be paid money for a post that funny! 




missturbation -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 5:21:12 PM)

Unfortunately its a lot of years since i heard anything by them but maybe i'll have to search some downloads out. [:D]




seeksfemslave -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 5:22:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

I love love love the macc lads
 
Sweaty betty shes got a huge vagina
sweaty betty you'd fit a bus inside her
[:D][:D]


If thats true I'm just glad I can never understand the lyrics to pop songs

Its gettin' worse with LadyE's posts. I'm going to bed.
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LadyEllen -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 5:22:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: caitlyn

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen
What about The Stars and Stripes?

In for a cent, in for a dollar kind of thing...


You should be paid money for a post that funny! 


I wholeheartedly agree. I only accept bills of a 100 or over though!

Just as long as you understand, its meant in jest.

E




LadyEllen -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 5:24:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

Unfortunately its a lot of years since i heard anything by them but maybe i'll have to search some downloads out. [:D]



Same here - all mine is on vinyl and I havent had a record player in years. I've got one album on red vinyl somewhere, might be worth something!

Its not just the obnoxiously funny lyrics though - the music is actually really good I think.

E




missturbation -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 5:25:19 PM)

Lol - macc lads were in a class of their own.
 
I tell you who's album is amusing though and recent - lilly allen - alright still.
Try it seeks - you never know you might like it. [;)]




darkinshadows -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 5:26:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

quote:

ORIGINAL: darkinshadows

Oh Good God - you just knew you would hear the boring shit from me didn't you?
 
Offically, there are no set words/lyrics to 'God Save the Queen'. [:)]
It's not written by a german. [;)]
It's adopted as 'the national anthem', but its actually a patriotic hymn. [8|]
It's never been offically recognised in anyway whatsoever as the national anthem by any Royal decree or Parliament in the UK.[:D]
 
I prefere Land of Hope and Glory on Proms night myself...
 


I believe the music is the Emperor of Austria's Hymn, by Haydn or someone like that, and has been used by us, Liechtenstein and the Americans have words for it too, though somewhat different to God Save The Queen I venture.

Agree with Land Of Hope And Glory btw; written by a local lad as it happens. Though doesnt that have "dodgy" bits in it too?

E

Haydn heard 'God save the King' and wrote it on his return home to Austria in the 1700's but theres speculation it originally comes from a welsh hymn 200 years earlier, which was later taken up by Purcell.
 
oh fuck I am crap tonight at typing and spelling.
Depends what you mean by 'dodgy'.




missturbation -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 5:30:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

I love love love the macc lads
 
Sweaty betty shes got a huge vagina
sweaty betty you'd fit a bus inside her
[:D][:D]


If thats true I'm just glad I can never understand the lyrics to pop songs

Its gettin' worse with LadyE's posts. I'm going to bed.
.


If only we knew that quoting macc lads would shoo seeks off earlier ......lol.




NorthernGent -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 5:30:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

quote:

ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

I fuckin' love the place. I've been lucky enough to get about and visit all sorts of places/countries, but I wouldn't want to live anywhere other than Northern England.......just a shame some of our Midlands compatriots bow to authority...it could be so much better if we stood for the common man/woman....


? You mean it would be better if we in the Midlands agreed with you personally?

In my town, we elect Independent MPs NG, because we dont put with shit, from anyone.

E


You sure? I remember you saying you're a Lib Dem party member a long time ago.......and within the last week you said you wanted a Lib Dem councillor.......something's a miss, Ellen.....short memory?




LadyEllen -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 5:31:50 PM)

NG seems to have left promptish too.

At last, we have mastery (mistressry?) over the grumpy old men of CM LOL!

E

damn it! It only works on seeks after all! NG got in before my reply!




missturbation -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 5:35:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

NG seems to have left promptish too.

At last, we have mastery (mistressry?) over the grumpy old men of CM LOL!

E

damn it! It only works on seeks after all! NG got in before my reply!


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Ng's woken up again from his stella haze.




seeksfemslave -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 5:36:45 PM)

I havent gone yet .....so there !!!

Me rubber Doll has sprung a leak !




LadyEllen -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 5:39:24 PM)

NG - an MP is a different thing to a councillor, you do realise?

We LibDems endorsed the independent MP as it happens, as though we have a chance in the local elections, we didnt stand a chance against the Tories here (and neither does Labour btw), and we agreed with much of what the independent stood for and he sits and votes with the LibDems too in the house. This area is regrettably one of those places where a turd would win, if it wore a blue ribbon, so it was a pragmatic choice along the lines of tactical voting.

Do you see how that works? The same sort of dealing that we'd have on a national scale were we to go in for presidential elections, but with much higher stakes and a lot of underhand stuff going on given the prize, accordingly.

Tell you what, you endorse PR and I'll endorse a presidential system. Cant say fairer than that, surely? Mind you, it might not mean tory or labour presidents from here to kingdom come, so maybe it wont suit?

E




LadyEllen -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 5:41:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

I havent gone yet .....so there !!!

Me rubber Doll has sprung a leak !


And I cant think of any more lyrics....!

Not really Seeks, youre more than welcome. Now how about some help with NG? He's getting a bit Socialist Worker again...... LOL!

E




NorthernGent -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 5:46:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: darkinshadows

Oh Good God - you just knew you would hear the boring shit from me didn't you?
 
Offically, there are no set words/lyrics to 'God Save the Queen'. [:)]
It's not written by a german. [;)]
It's adopted as 'the national anthem', but its actually a patriotic hymn. [8|]
It's never been offically recognised in anyway whatsoever as the national anthem by any Royal decree or Parliament in the UK.[:D]
 
I prefere Land of Hope and Glory on Proms night myself...
 


Well, I've got to hold my hands up to this one, it ain't necessarily German. They have the same song with a different language, but it's not clear which came first. Anyway, it's rubbish all the same. Complete bollocks, I've written better songs after a night down the pub.

Apparently it could be French in origin. Typical eh...they're always sticking their beaks in.

What about this:

Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs,
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots,
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame, all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of gas-shells dropping softly behind.
Gas! GAS! Quick, boys! -- An ecstasy of fumbling
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time,
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And flound'ring like a man in fire or lime. --
Dim through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
In all my dreams before my helpless sight
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.
If in some smothering dreams, you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin,
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs
Bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues, --
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.





missturbation -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 5:46:59 PM)

Ldn by lilly allen - i propose this for the national anthem.
 
 
Riding through the city on my bike all day
Cause the filth took away my license
It doesn't get me down and I feel OK
Cause the sights that I'm seeing are priceless

Everything seems to look as it should
But I wonder what goes on behind doors
A fella looking dapper, but he's sitting with a slapper
Then I see it's a pimp and his crack whore

You might laugh you might frown
Walkin' round London town

[Chorus]
Sun is in the sky oh why oh why ?
Would I wanna be anywhere else
Sun is in the sky oh why oh why ?
Would I wanna be anywhere else

When you look with your eyes
Everything seems nice
But if you look twice
you can see it's all lies

There was a little old lady, who was walking down the road
She was struggling with bags from Tesco
There were people from the city having lunch in the park
I believe that it's called al fresco
Then a kid came along to offer a hand

But before she had time to accept it
hits her over the head, doesn't care if she's dead
Cause he's got all her jewelery and wallet

You might laugh you might frown
walking round London town





Sinergy -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 5:48:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: darkinshadows
 
Depends what you mean by 'dodgy'.



"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"  Rip Torn as Patches O'Houlihan.  Dodgeball




NorthernGent -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 5:50:24 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

NG seems to have left promptish too.

At last, we have mastery (mistressry?) over the grumpy old men of CM LOL!

E

damn it! It only works on seeks after all! NG got in before my reply!


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Ng's woken up again from his stella haze.


Oi! Stella?!......you're dealing with an upmarket drunk here......




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