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NorthernGent -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 5:51:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darkinshadows How about this? http://www.union.ic.ac.uk/medic/fitness/tracks/London%20Underground.mp3 (If you have media player) Quite an interesting take on the London Underground...we need somthing Northern though...

missturbation -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 5:51:58 PM)
Oi! Stella?!......you're dealing with an upmarket drunk here...... Ok shandy pants what ya drinking? nutcrackers green monsters a buttery nipple?

NorthernGent -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 5:56:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Oi! Stella?!......you're dealing with an upmarket drunk here...... Ok shandy pants what ya drinking? nutcrackers green monsters a buttery nipple? Green monsters my arse..... I'm quaffing what you feminine types would never understand.......anyway, who let you out of the bingo area and into the bar? Where did it all go wrong...... Nothern Gent's Grandad.

missturbation -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 5:59:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Oi! Stella?!......you're dealing with an upmarket drunk here...... Ok shandy pants what ya drinking? nutcrackers green monsters a buttery nipple? Green monsters my arse..... I'm quaffing what you feminine types would never understand.......anyway, who let you out of the bingo area and into the bar? Where did it all go wrong...... Nothern Gent's Grandad. Sweetie don't teach your grandma to suck eggs, i run pubs for a living, this feminine type always understands alcohol talk.

NorthernGent -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 6:02:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Very true - you know i remember i think it was early 80's when maggie thatcher was in power? Anyway up here we were having a really bitter winter, snow etc. Then London got hit with it and all of a sudden Maggie was paying the southerners 'hard winter' payments. Didnt matter we'd been suffering before hand, it only became important when it hit london. Us common northerners don't count you see lol. [:D] Yeah, but we're a cut above that lot down there........bet they've never had to build a nest in marsh land to survive..... Dark's ok though, she's Cornish......not proper South.....

LadyEllen -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 6:03:06 PM)
Cast No Shadow - Oasis Now that must fit the bill NG? Manchester band, an expression of the crushing weight of the system on the common man. And its one I can play on guitar too, so you can sing. E

LadyEllen -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 6:05:58 PM)
Thats Entertainment - Paul Weller (The Jam) London boy, but ideal lyrics for your grim world view Cant play that one though, the rhythm's a nightmare E

missturbation -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 6:12:05 PM)
the chicken song - that stupid spitting image song. Because ......i dunno i just like it [:)]

darkinshadows -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 6:12:49 PM)
quote: Apparently it could be French in origin. Typical eh...they're always sticking their beaks in. Na - thats just a fable. Lully wrote something similar to commemorate - wait for it - this one you will love - the healing of Louis XIVs arse - no really... seriously... Anyway - its beautifully British. (And I will be shot down for this....) quote: If we lived in a country without any rules - where would we be?????? France If we lived in a country with too many rules - where would we be??? Germany If we lived in a country that runs away from the first sign of trouble where would we be??? Italy. If we lived in a country with rules like taking a kip in the afternoon, where would we be??? Spain. The Pub LandLord

missturbation -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 6:14:26 PM)
I'll take Spain, after all it makes sense to take a siesta in the hottest part of the day and work when its cooler. [:D]

LadyEllen -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 6:16:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation I'll take Spain, after all it makes sense to take a siesta in the hottest part of the day and work when its cooler. [:D] Now, now thats just not British! Being British, we can not only withstand the midday sun, but work twice as hard in it to show the damned natives up. And then promptly die of heatstroke. But point proven, what? E

darkinshadows -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 6:18:17 PM)
quote: Dark's ok though, she's Cornish......not proper South..... I lived in cornwall - never said I was cornish! Am a cockney through and through - born within the sound.... etcetc... shinned up chimneys for a living blahblahblah. Now I have moved(again) I'm an adopted essex gal - and NO I dont have whites. And the fucking marshes here suck.

darkinshadows -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 6:20:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent quote: ORIGINAL: darkinshadows How about this? http://www.union.ic.ac.uk/medic/fitness/tracks/London%20Underground.mp3 (If you have media player) Quite an interesting take on the London Underground...we need somthing Northern though... How about this? http://www.union.ic.ac.uk/medic/fitness/tracks/Northern%20Birds.mp3 edit to add - its a fuck awful nasty song which I have no agreement with as I have never fucked a northern bird so I cannot condon nor verify any statement made by men in surgeons outfits.

NorthernGent -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 6:21:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darkinshadows quote: Apparently it could be French in origin. Typical eh...they're always sticking their beaks in. Na - thats just a fable. Lully wrote something similar to commemorate - wait for it - this one you will love - the healing of Louis XIVs arse - no really... seriously... Anyway - its beautifully British. (And I will be shot down for this....) quote: If we lived in a country without any rules - where would we be?????? France If we lived in a country with too many rules - where would we be??? Germany If we lived in a country that runs away from the first sign of trouble where would we be??? Italy. If we lived in a country with rules like taking a kip in the afternoon, where would we be??? Spain. The Pub LandLord If we lived in a country where the inhabitants took it up the arse from the queen where would we be...... Anyway, why can't my granny wear the crown jewels down the bingo...aren't they the nation's treasure?

LadyEllen -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 6:23:30 PM)
We interrupt this thread to mention that I just discovered a Simon and Garfunkel CD that I dont remember ever buying..... It features The Sound Of Silence. That fits the bill perfectly I'd say, when one considers the majority of Brits. E

darkinshadows -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 6:26:11 PM)
How about 'we are the champions by queen? Beautiful British Band....[8\|]

mnottertail -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 6:28:49 PM)
Right or The Logical Song Supertramp

missturbation -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 6:32:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation I'll take Spain, after all it makes sense to take a siesta in the hottest part of the day and work when its cooler. [:D] Now, now thats just not British! Being British, we can not only withstand the midday sun, but work twice as hard in it to show the damned natives up. And then promptly die of heatstroke. But point proven, what? E I sun bathe in the midday sun, then always wonder how i burnt my baps. U know what they say about mad dogs and englishmen lol. Well im the mad bitch. [:D]

LadyEllen -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 6:36:00 PM)
Oh MissT, I burn like crazy - have just the right skin for the sun, not. Went to Crete on holiday once; factor 40 sunblock, a hat, all covered up. After 4 days, the top of my ears were bleeding, my nose was bleeding.....burned the skin right through. But, it does make me a superior Aryan type, dont you know? LOL! E

NorthernGent -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 6:38:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darkinshadows quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent quote: ORIGINAL: darkinshadows How about this? http://www.union.ic.ac.uk/medic/fitness/tracks/London%20Underground.mp3 (If you have media player) Quite an interesting take on the London Underground...we need somthing Northern though... How about this? http://www.union.ic.ac.uk/medic/fitness/tracks/Northern%20Birds.mp3 edit to add - its a fuck awful nasty song which I have no agreement with as I have never fucked a northern bird so I cannot condon nor verify any statement made by men in surgeons outfits. Dark, that is quality..... If you really have to go up North then follow our advice, fight away the women or you'll find yourself with pubic lice and herpes......your much better staying in the South........Northern birds are desperate ugly hippos dressed in burberry with a peanut for a brain and an accent that makes you want to die......now you've been warned, they're all physically deformed......Northern birds are all obese and they're riddled with disease....try to escape, Northern sex is worse than rape...... Jealous lot ain't yer....

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