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missturbation -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 6:39:13 PM)
The only thing that burns is my baps and thats because for a lot of years i wouldnt sun bathe topless. I tan lovely and i like no strap marks or white bits. I havent quite got the balls to go naked though so i fake tan where my bikini bottoms prevent tanning. Edited to add this yer i plan on doing the topless bathing in the front garden, should be fun considering it is on a main road lol.

LadyEllen -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 6:43:16 PM)
The main road? The main road!? I can see it now...... hundreds of CM member prowling the streets of West Yorkshire when we get to July..... E

missturbation -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 6:47:16 PM)
Lol ya think?> More like avoiding my road [:D]

LadyEllen -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 6:48:38 PM)
I'm hoping....... I have a dozen stolen sat navs to offload E

missturbation -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 6:50:57 PM)
Lol my road is miles long, it stretches all the way from Saltaire to leeds.

bludemonn -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 6:51:59 PM)
what about 'your gonna get your fuckin head kicked in' made popular by the travelling English contingent abroad, what fine lads they are....in the famous words of Eddie Hitler from Bottom 'British thugs....best in the world!'

LadyEllen -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 6:54:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Lol my road is miles long, it stretches all the way from Saltaire to leeds. Stop! You'll be giving directions and landmarks next! Its not your safety so much, its that the knock off sat navs dont work too well E

bludemonn -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 6:56:52 PM)
quote: It's always grim up North, Ellen.......but one thing we don't do is bend over while these parasites give it to us up the arse. Must be a Midlands and Southern thing. OI getting it up the gary glitter is an exclusively NORTHERN trait thank you very much, southerners are hard as fuck, our firms are harder than yours so ner! (firm meaning hooligan element of a football club not a company or corperation) northern poofs! (no offence to the gay community, oh and if you go to the states guys whatever you do dont say 'i could murder a fag' that will get you 5-10 in the pen! ) [:)]

missturbation -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 6:57:55 PM)
Not a hope in hell lol. And before bluey chimes in with he knows where i live, he doesnt i moved so ner [:D]

missturbation -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 6:59:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bludemonn quote: It's always grim up North, Ellen.......but one thing we don't do is bend over while these parasites give it to us up the arse. Must be a Midlands and Southern thing. OI getting it up the gary glitter is an exclusively NORTHERN trait thank you very much, southerners are hard as fuck, our firms are harder than yours so ner! (firm meaning hooligan element of a football club not a company or corperation) northern poofs! (no offence to the gay community, oh and if you go to the states guys whatever you do dont say 'i could murder a fag' that will get you 5-10 in the pen! ) [:)] I recall you being a bit of a southern softie at one point bluey [;)]

LadyEllen -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 7:00:22 PM)
Southerners, hard!? In the head maybe Come to the Black Country if you want 'ard. You know why they built the toll motorway around the north of Birmingham? 'Cause the northerners and southerners are so scared of venturing into the West Midlands for fear! E

bludemonn -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 7:00:32 PM)
LOL it wasnt that it was cos i had brewers droop! Northern women tend to do that to a man...besides honey i am fucking crap at directions, i wouldnt be able to find your place again if my life depended on it! x

bludemonn -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 7:01:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen Southerners, hard!? In the head maybe Come to the Black Country if you want 'ard. You know why they built the toll motorway around the north of Birmingham? 'Cause the northerners and southerners are so scared of venturing into the West Midlands for fear! E Fear of stupidity perhaps, i seem to remember you telling me that about the West Mids lol

missturbation -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 7:03:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bludemonn LOL it wasnt that it was cos i had brewers droop! Northern women tend to do that to a man...besides honey i am fucking crap at directions, i wouldnt be able to find your place again if my life depended on it! x Easy tiger i wasn't referring to erection problems.

bludemonn -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 7:04:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation quote: ORIGINAL: bludemonn LOL it wasnt that it was cos i had brewers droop! Northern women tend to do that to a man...besides honey i am fucking crap at directions, i wouldnt be able to find your place again if my life depended on it! x Easy tiger i wasn't referring to erection problems. DOH!

LadyEllen -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 7:06:15 PM)
Its not that difficult to find a woman's place that directions are necessary, surely. Mind you, it does tend to get harder, the closer one gets it seems E

bludemonn -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 7:08:03 PM)
OOOOH Lady E the innuendos!!! more....please more!!

missturbation -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 7:09:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen Its not that difficult to find a woman's place that directions are necessary, surely. Mind you, it does tend to get harder, the closer one gets it seems E I just spat my cocoa pops out at that lol.

LadyEllen -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 7:10:09 PM)
Innuendo? What innuendo? I'm just not getting your thrust, you know? E

missturbation -> RE: Lads and Lasses of England, do your duty..... (3/23/2007 7:10:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bludemonn quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation quote: ORIGINAL: bludemonn LOL it wasnt that it was cos i had brewers droop! Northern women tend to do that to a man...besides honey i am fucking crap at directions, i wouldnt be able to find your place again if my life depended on it! x Easy tiger i wasn't referring to erection problems. DOH! Not sure which way to take that!! A penis i can decide within seconds which way but a doh and im stumped [:D]

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