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nighthawk3569 -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 10:57:20 AM)

   See edited version of my last post, misst. #178
 
                                                      'hawk



LaTigresse -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 11:06:10 AM)

I had a mildly heart stopping chance encounter with a badger the other night.........the noise those things make is enough to turn your hair gray, instantly............fortunately it didn't.

I love living out in the boonies, we have all sorts of creatures that come relatively close to the house. Even coyotes get brave on occasion and come peek at us. I just hate when something make a scary noise close by and I didn't see it before hand. Screech owls and fighting racoons are masters at this also. Waking up at 2AM with that right outside your bedroom window is a bit.......startling.



Darias -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 11:27:29 AM)

badgers ? in iowa ... next you`ll be telling me ya`ll have red squirrels too 



LaTigresse -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 11:53:44 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Darias

badgers ? in iowa ... next you`ll be telling me ya`ll have red squirrels too 


Well yeahhhh, and gray ones also.



Darias -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 11:56:25 AM)

musta escaped from zoos and pet farms and stuff like the alligators in the new york sewers 



bearincuffs -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 12:15:24 PM)

and the wee people are uprising again



SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 12:25:19 PM)

sdfemdom please dont send the clowns as well. ever since i watched stephen kings it ............need i say more?


I am sooo not unpacking the midgets. Do you know how hard it was to pack 23 midgets in that box? No worries about the clowns, they've squicked me out since I was a kid.



bludemonn -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 12:35:38 PM)

Misst your bloody sexist!! I mean in this day and age, why do you have to have a MAN around to get rid of your dead body? I'm writing to tell on you to the animal rights activists spider squad and the loony left wing womens rights movemen who will freak out when they hear only MEN are allowed to get rid of spiders!! *shakes fist*  



missturbation -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 12:38:30 PM)

Ok now uve done it - remember those boots u were fond of?
Well think of me in them heel pressed down on your bollox. [:D]



bludemonn -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 12:41:48 PM)

Just aslong as you dont ask me to do a 'body dump' cos im a MAN!!! Just remember Misst if you cant dispose of the body then dont do the murder!!! You realise you are cursed for a week now dont you? 



missturbation -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 12:43:28 PM)

I did get rid of the body. I asked my house mate to move it and he did. [:D]
Delegation is the key here!!
I've been cursed all my life - nothing new [;)]



bludemonn -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 12:44:43 PM)

So a boot in the bollox? Promise?.....

..... no really!



missturbation -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 12:46:43 PM)

I was gonna say lol .....................



bludemonn -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 12:49:11 PM)

You didnt think i'd miss that comment did you lol for you Misst i'd lay down and let you do as you wished [:)]



missturbation -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 12:51:15 PM)

I wish to dress you in my girliest frock, makeup and heels and take you out to the park.



bludemonn -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 12:52:51 PM)

STOP..you are gonna get me into so much trouble..... if thats possible, i cant believe you are that cruel, surely you wouldn't humiliate someone that bad?



missturbation -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 12:55:48 PM)

I'm getting you in trouble?
And i think you know if i would be that cruel or not [;)]



bludemonn -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 12:56:55 PM)

*worshipping Goddess Misst....must.....re....resist....she...kills....SPIDERS!!! gahhhhhhh!



missturbation -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 12:59:28 PM)

*giggles*
[8D]



Najakcharmer -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 1:41:55 PM)

Spiders are generally harmless and really don't need killing.  I got mildly annoyed at a field collecting buddy who thought it was funny to stick an exceptionally large Menemerus (giant wall crawling spider) down my shirt.  It tickled, but there was certainly no danger of harm to anyone other than the spider, so all I did was glare at him and gently untuck my shirt to retrieve the thing.  Nice specimen, but that's not the optimal way to handle them since they're delicate creatures.

Said prankster woke up wearing a giant Colorado river toad on his face.  I think it peed up his nose.  Now that was funny.



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