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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 10:57:20 AM   
nighthawk3569


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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 11:06:10 AM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		I had a mildly heart stopping chance encounter with a badger the other night.........the noise those things make is enough to turn your hair gray, instantly............fortunately it didn't.

I love living out in the boonies, we have all sorts of creatures that come relatively close to the house. Even coyotes get brave on occasion and come peek at us. I just hate when something make a scary noise close by and I didn't see it before hand. Screech owls and fighting racoons are masters at this also. Waking up at 2AM with that right outside your bedroom window is a bit.......startling.


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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 11:27:29 AM   
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Status: offline 		badgers ? in iowa ... next you`ll be telling me ya`ll have red squirrels too 

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 11:53:44 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Darias

badgers ? in iowa ... next you`ll be telling me ya`ll have red squirrels too 


Well yeahhhh, and gray ones also.


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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 11:56:25 AM   
Darias


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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 12:15:24 PM   
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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 12:25:19 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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Status: offline 		sdfemdom please dont send the clowns as well. ever since i watched stephen kings it ............need i say more?


I am sooo not unpacking the midgets. Do you know how hard it was to pack 23 midgets in that box? No worries about the clowns, they've squicked me out since I was a kid.

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How glittering they shone -
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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 12:35:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		Misst your bloody sexist!! I mean in this day and age, why do you have to have a MAN around to get rid of your dead body? I'm writing to tell on you to the animal rights activists spider squad and the loony left wing womens rights movemen who will freak out when they hear only MEN are allowed to get rid of spiders!! *shakes fist*  

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 12:38:30 PM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		Ok now uve done it - remember those boots u were fond of?
Well think of me in them heel pressed down on your bollox.

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 12:41:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		Just aslong as you dont ask me to do a 'body dump' cos im a MAN!!! Just remember Misst if you cant dispose of the body then dont do the murder!!! You realise you are cursed for a week now dont you? 

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 12:43:28 PM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		I did get rid of the body. I asked my house mate to move it and he did.
Delegation is the key here!!
I've been cursed all my life - nothing new

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If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 12:44:43 PM   
bludemonn


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Status: offline 		So a boot in the bollox? Promise?.....

..... no really!

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 12:46:43 PM   
missturbation


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What you don't witness with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. Proverb.

If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 12:49:11 PM   
bludemonn


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Status: offline 		You didnt think i'd miss that comment did you lol for you Misst i'd lay down and let you do as you wished

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 12:51:15 PM   
missturbation


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What you don't witness with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. Proverb.

If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 12:52:51 PM   
bludemonn


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Status: offline 		STOP..you are gonna get me into so much trouble..... if thats possible, i cant believe you are that cruel, surely you wouldn't humiliate someone that bad?

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 12:55:48 PM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		I'm getting you in trouble?
And i think you know if i would be that cruel or not

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What you don't witness with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. Proverb.

If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 12:56:55 PM   
bludemonn


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Status: offline 		*worshipping Goddess Misst....must.....re....resist....she...kills....SPIDERS!!! gahhhhhhh!

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 12:59:28 PM   
missturbation


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What you don't witness with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. Proverb.

If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 1:41:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		Spiders are generally harmless and really don't need killing.  I got mildly annoyed at a field collecting buddy who thought it was funny to stick an exceptionally large Menemerus (giant wall crawling spider) down my shirt.  It tickled, but there was certainly no danger of harm to anyone other than the spider, so all I did was glare at him and gently untuck my shirt to retrieve the thing.  Nice specimen, but that's not the optimal way to handle them since they're delicate creatures.

Said prankster woke up wearing a giant Colorado river toad on his face.  I think it peed up his nose.  Now that was funny.

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