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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 8:18:43 AM

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is it misst porn ? :P

otherwise im gonna have to charge you sexual favours

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 8:20:57 AM

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Not exactly porn but they are pics of me

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 8:21:46 AM

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if your comfortable with sending them im happy to try and fix them how big or small do you want ?

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 8:24:58 AM

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well they are jpegs and the site im trying to put them on says they need to be smaller than 1280 x 1280. Can you put pretty backgrounds on them too? Do you want me to send them here?
I love being a helpless woman.

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 8:26:03 AM

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lol lets resize them first ... here yahoo skype msn email pick one

backgrounds we can do later though that aint my forte

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 8:27:08 AM

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Ill mail you with my msn

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 9:30:11 AM

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yay i have resized pics

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 9:43:36 AM

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lol ..... tell me your not that easily amused misst

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 9:45:20 AM

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Definately not but i do take delight in my feminine wiles working

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 10:00:58 AM

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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh for that your gonna pay

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 10:02:27 AM

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you saying you don't like my feminine charms?

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 10:11:21 AM

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not when they are being all mean and manipulating ...

new rule when misst wants something she pays the sexual favors biill before i do it

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 10:17:35 AM

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I did pay in the form of latex, clamps, boots and boobs.

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 10:21:00 AM

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dayum you vile woman for knowing my secret weaknesses

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 10:31:05 AM

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secret? oops lol

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 10:31:45 AM

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 10:45:10 AM

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Spiders don't have human type eyesight and they don't really have the distance or depth perception to be able to put together a "mental picture" of an entire human. If it percieved you at all, you look to a spider like a rough vertical surface. Your hand or foot (or any other body part you are abruptly moving towards it in a threatening manner) may appear to be a hungry predator.

A spider that launches towards you is most likely doing so under the impression that you're a safe place to climb. Or it's not looking at you at all and is simply going about its spidery business of eating the sorts of bugs that really can do harm to humans in a house. The vast majority of spiders are incapable of hurting anyone and should be left alone to do their thing. Even the spiders that are capable of causing human injury (Latrodectus, Loxosceles, Tegenaria) generally need outside help to do it, specifically they need a push from being crushed between clothing and skin in order to penetrate with their fangs. They can't usually generate the force to penetrate human skin on their own "muscle power".

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 10:48:04 AM

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Yep i think ur right.

Sheesh i've turned all girlie, when did that happen?

Good girl...of course I'm right, missy. Sure, you're 'all girlie'. Happened a number of years ago. Didn't you notice?

I've never been a girlie girl til now !!

You'v never had this opportunity before, either, missy! Take advantage of it while you can. Let's see some of those 'not exactly porn' pictures, young lady!

'hawk

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 10:50:23 AM

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ORIGINAL: Najakcharmer

Spiders don't have human type eyesight and they don't really have the distance or depth perception to be able to put together a "mental picture" of an entire human. If it percieved you at all, you look to a spider like a rough vertical surface. Your hand or foot (or any other body part you are abruptly moving towards it in a threatening manner) may appear to be a hungry predator.

A spider that launches towards you is most likely doing so under the impression that you're a safe place to climb. Or it's not looking at you at all and is simply going about its spidery business of eating the sorts of bugs that really can do harm to humans in a house. The vast majority of spiders are incapable of hurting anyone and should be left alone to do their thing. Even the spiders that are capable of causing human injury (Latrodectus, Loxosceles, Tegenaria) generally need outside help to do it, specifically they need a push from being crushed between clothing and skin in order to penetrate with their fangs. They can't usually generate the force to penetrate human skin on their own "muscle power".

in your wisdom of these hings i know you are right and i know its irrational but i just cant get past it.

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 10:51:30 AM

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Yep i think ur right.

Sheesh i've turned all girlie, when did that happen?

     Good girl...of course I'm right, missy. Sure, you're 'all girlie'. Happened a number of years ago. Didn't you notice?

I've never been a girlie girl til now !!

   You'v never had this opportunity, before, either, missy! take advantage of it while you can.

                                                                    'hawk

I'm allowed to take advantage - this just gets better.
My pics - ill message you them.

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