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Rumtiger -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/28/2007 3:37:37 PM)

So...what is a Mungo?

by the way in regards to the spider....your on your own.




missturbation -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/28/2007 3:37:38 PM)

might have been a rabbit dropping you squished.
Why does everyone wanna eat my rabbit ?




Rumtiger -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/28/2007 3:38:39 PM)

cause rabbits are tasty




missturbation -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/28/2007 3:40:13 PM)

im tastier than the rabbit but noone wants to eat me lol
 
Nice new pic [:D]




Gauge -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/28/2007 3:41:09 PM)

All of the suggested measures are grossly inadequate. First of all, you can NEVER be sure a spider is dead until you rend its little body into manageable bits. Second, if one like that got in your house then another one can get in... and you might be sleeping. It will eat your rodent as a crunchy appetizer and then consume you as the main course. There is only one solution that can solve this problem:

Gather together your pets and set your house on fire. Run away... far, far away.




nighthawk3569 -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/28/2007 3:43:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

might have been a rabbit dropping you squished.
Why does everyone wanna eat my rabbit ?
[/quote]

   Didn't know you had a rabbit, missy...don't really want to eat your rabbit...just meant if I had to choose.

                                                                      'hawk 




missturbation -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/28/2007 3:44:45 PM)

Rum - you chicken
 
Gauge - but i have nowhere to go sob sob
 
hawk - thank you [:D]




proudsub -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/28/2007 3:51:47 PM)

At least you killed it (hopefully) yourself.  Daughter, age 27, who lives at home, won't go near a spider. We gave her this bug vacuum with a long tube on it, so she sucks the spiders in then brings them to me to dump oustside. Living in the country she captures about 4-5 a day for me.[:o]




missturbation -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/28/2007 3:53:43 PM)

this is why i dont go to the country, im a sex in the city kinda gal.




nighthawk3569 -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/28/2007 4:01:39 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

im tastier than the rabbit but noone wants to eat me lol
 
Nice new pic [:D]


    Oh, ye of little faith...you just don't know! Evidently, you've been keeping the wrong company. Your rabbit would be safe with me...I'd be too busy elsewhere!
 
                                                                      'hawk




missturbation -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/28/2007 4:03:26 PM)

yup yup yup hunting spiders




nighthawk3569 -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/28/2007 4:06:43 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

this is why i dont go to the country, im a sex in the city kinda gal.


    You'd need a protector. in the country. Sex is as good...or better...in the country.
 
                                                                    'hawk




missturbation -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/28/2007 4:09:35 PM)

Ok i'm so not girlie but ..........................
I get my heels stuck in the mud in the country.
I get attacked by flying biting things.
I get chased by arachnids from hell that want to kill me.
My nails would get broken.
My pretty clothes would get dirty
Id have to breathe fresh air.




nighthawk3569 -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/28/2007 4:11:36 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

yup yup yup hunting spiders


 Maybe, but not all the time...other things would have priority. All those 'bits' to take care of, missy!
 
                                                                       'hawk




nighthawk3569 -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/28/2007 4:15:16 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Ok i'm so not girlie but ..........................
I get my heels stuck in the mud in the country.
I get attacked by flying biting things.
I get chased by arachnids from hell that want to kill me.
My nails would get broken.
My pretty clothes would get dirty
Id have to breathe fresh air.


    But think of the great sex...in all that fresh air.
 
                                                           'hawk




missturbation -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/28/2007 4:16:49 PM)

I wouldn't get any as id look dog rough without my city comforts




Aileen68 -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/28/2007 4:24:08 PM)

Shoot it with a shotgun.




nighthawk3569 -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/28/2007 4:25:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

I wouldn't get any as id look dog rough without my city comforts


   Somehow, I doubt that you wouldn't get any. We have 'comforts' in the country, too, you know. Indoor plumbing, even.

                                                             'hawk 




missturbation -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/28/2007 4:27:39 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: nighthawk3569

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

I wouldn't get any as id look dog rough without my city comforts


   Somehow, I doubt that you wouldn't get any. We have 'comforts' in the country, too, you know. Indoor plumbing, even.

                                                             'hawk 


manicurists, massagers, spas, hair dressers????????
shoe shops, undies - clothes shops?




missturbation -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/28/2007 4:28:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Shoot it with a shotgun.


I'm a crap shot lol




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