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Darias -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 5:47:27 AM)
says the girl who was afraid a spider was gonna come back to life :P chicks are crazy thats a well known fact on a side note i got a proposal of marriage from someone on collarme this morning that ive never talked to . so im actually feeling very chuffed with my sexyness

missturbation -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 5:51:34 AM)
Did she come from Nigeria per chance? As for crazy - yes 100% we are but thats what you love about us [:D]

Darias -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 5:56:42 AM)
Ghana actually but yeah We love womens crazyness .... oh no not true ... we suffer through womens crazyness cause it is outweighed by your good qualitys ... like boobies

missturbation -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 5:58:12 AM)
*shakez head* Nothing i can really say to that.

Darias -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 6:00:35 AM)
you could Tell Me that women have more important qualitys than their mammorie glands (SP?) inform me im a dirty little perv for even mentioning the affore mentioned assets or ....

missturbation -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 6:04:17 AM)
I could but i believe in asset equality meaning no asset is more important than any other. So whether its breasts, ass, legs, hair, teeth, intelligence, wit, crazyness, understanding they are all equally important qualities. Now thats the last semi - serious post you are gonna get from me today or maybe that should be forever [8\|]

Darias -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 6:05:25 AM)
dont do comical first thing in the morning ? or it takes a while for you to get warmed up ? EG

missturbation -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 6:10:16 AM)
Nope i don't do serious anymore. [:D] Once bitten, twice shy and all that. Oh and just to keep on topic the spider was dead and my house mate moved it for me this morning. I made him cremate it. [;)]

Darias -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 6:12:32 AM)
now the lil spider family will never have the piece of mind gained from putting a dead family member through the proper spider death rituals ... you realise they will be haunted by this travesty for ever .. poor widdle harmless spiders

ONEDEMANDINGMSTR -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 6:12:55 AM)
Misst.......you're an absolute nut.!! Love the thread. Hope you brushed your teeth when you awoke....and gargled with kerosene( a killer of spider eggs). Neat sense of humor, combined with sensual femininity..........what a combo!! And not to worry spiders actually lay eggs only in warm, moist places............Mmmmmmmm Oh, and BTW, I'd have no problems with 'eating' ............'cept possibly getting flight reservations. And , remember, Al Gore didn't invent the 'Web'..................it was them damn spiders!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1DEMANDING

missturbation -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 6:16:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ONEDEMANDINGMSTR Misst.......you're an absolute nut.!! Love the thread. Hope you brushed your teeth when you awoke....and gargled with kerosene( a killer of spider eggs). Neat sense of humor, combined with sensual femininity..........what a combo!! And not to worry spiders actually lay eggs only in warm, moist places............Mmmmmmmm Oh, and BTW, I'd have no problems with 'eating' ............'cept possibly getting flight reservations. And , remember, Al Gore didn't invent the 'Web'..................it was them damn spiders!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1DEMANDING Would you all excuse me whilst i go do the mirror squat thing!! Apparently, well i heard it somewhere that you eat on average eight spiders in your life without knowing. [:'(] Oh and yes i am slightly nutty or loca or pyschic, nope pyscho i think [:D]

missturbation -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 6:17:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Darias now the lil spider family will never have the piece of mind gained from putting a dead family member through the proper spider death rituals ... you realise they will be haunted by this travesty for ever .. poor widdle harmless spiders Ok it was trespassing and where i come from we dont put up with that shit. Now had it been a handsome dom then he cud have trespassed all he liked but eight legged freaks na ha not in my house !!

Darias -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 6:19:15 AM)
ill keep that in mind ... what if the aforementioned dom happens to bring spiders with him i dunno ohh so in a bunch of flowers or something ? non intentionally of course

missturbation -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 6:20:48 AM)
I'd have to stab him in the balls with my nail file [:D] Crap that wouldnt work its not metal. Id heat my straighteners and place his penis in them for some hot loving [;)]

Darias -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 6:22:51 AM)
excelent .. i now have the perfect excuse never to buy you flowers :P

missturbation -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 6:25:44 AM)
Imagine the punishment i would earn for tricks like that - yummy [:D]

ONEDEMANDINGMSTR -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 6:27:01 AM)
OMG!! Cancelling the flight reservations, and the order from the florist..........Never mind..............smile Not into being stabbed with a cardboard nail file. But have used them on nips............to great effect...... 1DEMANDING

Darias -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 6:27:04 AM)
can we say full body red candle wax play :P you try burn my bits ill be returnin the favour

missturbation -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 6:28:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ONEDEMANDINGMSTR OMG!! Cancelling the flight reservations, and the order from the florist..........Never mind..............smile Not into being stabbed with a cardboard nail file. But have used them on nips............to great effect...... 1DEMANDING No don't cancel the flight i need some nail file action - pretty pretty please [:)]

missturbation -> RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! (3/29/2007 6:30:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Darias can we say full body red cancle wax play :P Yes clever me claps hands and goes to put schoolie uniform on Ready for my next lesson [:D]

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