slaveboy0023
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Joined: 9/2/2004 Status: offline
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i tried that once . . . the Ladies just weren't going for my "Miss America wave," or for my moonwalk. i even tried shaping my hand like a gun, aiming at them, then making that little "click click" sound as i winked at them while i was walking by. Every now and then i would get a forced smirk, but mostly just ignorers and eye-rollers. When i'd bow down at their feet, they'd make that face that people make when they're about to throw up, then walk past me real fast. So i got a job as a host at a restraunt, and everytime i'd greet people, my penis would be hanging out through my zipper. And you know what? It worked! All three times before i got fired, the Ladies giggled when they saw me. But i had to make sure it wasn't just because of my wonderful hosting abilities, and/or that it wasn't attributed to that sexy looking Red Lobster outfit i was sporting. So i'd walk through the mall, Wal-Mart, and other venues. i'd always keep a straight face (just to be sure that it was my newfound nonverbal pick-up line and not merely my handsome smile). And it still worked! The Ladies were still giggling cheerfully. And men and Women alike were tapping the shoulders of nearby strangers and pointing at me. Just wait til i start using my verbal skills . . . i'll have to beat em off with a stick.
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