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FatDomDaddy -> OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/12/2007 10:31:57 PM)

I have known a lot of real men in my life. Not phoney internet make believe puffed up profile males but most normal everyday guys. And to a one, I can never recall one saying "Man, I'd like to tag a Barbie?"  Just about every man I have ever met likes their women with curves.

So why do women use the line "I am not a Barbie" like it is some kind of in your face challange?



Termyn8or -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/12/2007 11:18:36 PM)

Maybe they're fat ?

T



FukinTroll -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/12/2007 11:27:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FatDomDaddy

I have known a lot of real men in my life. Not phoney internet make believe puffed up profile males but most normal everyday guys. And to a one, I can never recall one saying "Man, I'd like to tag a Barbie?"  Just about every man I have ever met likes their women with curves.

So why do women use the line "I am not a Barbie" like it is some kind of in your face challange?


Well I am not much into Barbie, that bitch has everything but the parts I want to use.



UtopianRanger -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/12/2007 11:30:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FatDomDaddy

I have known a lot of real men in my life. Not phoney internet make believe puffed up profile males but most normal everyday guys. And to a one, I can never recall one saying "Man, I'd like to tag a Barbie?"  Just about every man I have ever met likes their women with curves.

So why do women use the line "I am not a Barbie" like it is some kind of in your face challange?


I've said from day one that I like girls with some thickness.....and that won't change any time soon.



- R



ownedgirlie -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/12/2007 11:40:21 PM)

Because they are used to encountering men who value women solely on their  physical "hotness" factor. 



popeye1250 -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/12/2007 11:50:04 PM)

They like cupcakes, muffins and Sara Lee's?



Vendaval -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 12:06:42 AM)

Well, let's see here, such a conundrum...
 
#1 Barbie is not human
 
#2 She cannot think, speak or do anything on her own
 
#3 Her anatomical proportions are mathematically impossible
 
#4 She is made of plastic and other non-living materials
 
#5 She possesses no useful skills of any type what-so-ever



ownedgirlie -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 12:08:53 AM)

But..........what if her name is Barbara?



CruelMistrezz -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 12:27:07 AM)


Perhaps its a way for them to get the point across they are not what our current society labels as "perfect", "normal" or "beautiful". Of course let us not forget what society thinks of those that enjoy an alternative lifestyle such as BDSM. Anyone for straight jackets and rubber rooms? From those I've known to use or say that phrase it's usually just a buzz word to get the point across. Nothing more.  Hmm just thinking aloud but big tits and tiny waist. If she was real she would fall over just blowing on her.  MsPatty



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 12:56:00 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FatDomDaddy

So why do women use the line "I am not a Barbie" like it is some kind of in your face challange?

because there are men here who solely prefer women with height and weight proportioned together. i have seen male Dominants as well as couples with that specification clearly stated in their profiles.



Vendaval -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 1:00:08 AM)

Forgot to add, Barbie's boobs don't have nipples!
What's up with that?  Huh?   [sm=shake.gif]



Quivver -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 2:12:19 AM)

"You must be young, pretty, petite and willing to give yourself to me"

"She should be natural/down to earth, sweet, with a hight sex drive, hourglass, large "natural" breasted, love oral and, of course, a beautiful smile/lips/teeth (big plus)!!"

"I'm not looking for ugly or fat women"

those quotes above came from Dominants profiles on the other side.  i'm not saying they shouldnt want what they want, but reading similar things over and over again you fall into the defensive mode when you think you dont measure up.  So usually right up front we go to that line of "I'm not Barbie"



servilecat -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 2:24:17 AM)

i like the profiles that at least refer to their desire as athletic.  What is weight and height proportionate anyway as in who's standards are they going by?  Youre right though, they should want what they want.

i have never used the line 'i am not a Barbie'  i prefer 'i'm Mae West on steroids'

Possibly it's that it is perceived that Barbie has to my knowledge NOT cheated on, divorced, castrated, screwed over, murdered, defamed, or Dominated Ken.  YET....



LadyEllen -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 2:29:19 AM)

Barbie at 40 would not be a fun gal to be with;

- she'd have lower back pain like crazy from carrying herself with that tiny waist
- the biggest bunions you ever saw from 25 years of wearing heels day and night
- her boobs would be slowly drifting south
- she'd like as not need a hairpiece what with all the hair treatments she'd had
- she'd have bankrupted herself by running up credit card bills for new outfits

But then, for 6-99, what do you expect?

Does this explain why guys around 40 might be in the market for a new Barbie, I wonder?

E



FukinTroll -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 2:49:31 AM)

The skinny on Barbie
 
http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/vintage-barbie-sells-for-thousands/2006/09/26/1159036545619.html

quote:

 has dated Brad, Allan and Australian hunk Blaine, as well as long-term partner Ken, with whom she split in 2004.



servilecat -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 2:53:33 AM)

that tramp.........



FukinTroll -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 2:54:14 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: servilecat

that tramp.........


Yup!

Slurp!



SirDiscipliner69 -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 2:56:24 AM)

Actually Barbie is anotomically way off scale...perhaps 72dd?

I would not turn down an opportunity to discover just how Barbie would differ though [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m10.gif[/image]

Ross
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SirDiscipliner69 -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 3:04:09 AM)

39-18-33


40-18-32

39-22-35

Ross
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barefootprincess -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 3:26:08 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FatDomDaddy

I have known a lot of real men in my life. Not phoney internet make believe puffed up profile males but most normal everyday guys. And to a one, I can never recall one saying "Man, I'd like to tag a Barbie?"  Just about every man I have ever met likes their women with curves.

So why do women use the line "I am not a Barbie" like it is some kind of in your face challange?

All that being said. What are some attributes Male Doms perfer?
We all know its just no all about looks, but when it comes to playing, some like flat chested, others perfer long hair to pull...ect.
But what really makes some sit up and notice???



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