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kittinSol -> Christians pray for the Jews. (7/26/2007 8:26:47 AM)
Here's a fascinating documentary on the Christians United for Israel Summit. I like when the Christian-right fat blonde bimbo tells Max Blumenthal: "Are you Jewish as well? And do you believe in the second coming of Christ?" Huh... "Well, I'm Jewish." Her friend even tells him she'll be praying for the whole Jewish race during Armaggedon! The Jewish race, ladies and gentlemen! Unfuckingbelievable. Here's a horrible example of modern day political cynicism. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/max-blumenthal/rapture-ready-the-unauth_b_57826.html Here is what Blumenthal says: "I have covered the Christian right intensely for over four years. During this time, I attended dozens of Christian right conferences, regularly monitored movement publications and radio shows, and interviewed scores of its key leaders. I have never witnessed any spectacle as politically extreme, outrageous, or bizarre as the one Christians United for Israel produced last week in Washington. See for yourself."

philosophy -> RE: Christians pray for the Jews. (7/26/2007 8:42:45 AM)
buh...buh....but Kittinsol, the only religious extremists are Muslims. To suggest otherwise is, well, unamerican. Or at least, un-the-official-poltical-line.

kittinSol -> RE: Christians pray for the Jews. (7/26/2007 8:50:00 AM)
No, no, philo, the Muslims are the Devil. It says so in the film. Did you find it as enjoyable as I did?

charmdpetKeira -> RE: Christians pray for the Jews. (7/26/2007 8:53:39 AM)
Not sure if i should laugh or puke... let me think on it. k

philosophy -> RE: Christians pray for the Jews. (7/26/2007 8:55:13 AM)
...i thought the Devil was Glenn Close.......wearing Prada.....

kittinSol -> RE: Christians pray for the Jews. (7/26/2007 9:04:32 AM)
It's certainly mind-arresting. Puzzling. Amazing? Fucking fucked up!

mnottertail -> RE: Christians pray for the Jews. (7/26/2007 9:06:14 AM)
I think someone could make a killing shorting Kool-aide futures.

kittinSol -> RE: Christians pray for the Jews. (7/26/2007 9:07:04 AM)
Aye?

charmdpetKeira -> RE: Christians pray for the Jews. (7/26/2007 9:07:55 AM)
lol... I'll go with option #4 [:D]

mnottertail -> RE: Christians pray for the Jews. (7/26/2007 9:09:37 AM)
short the Kool-aide and go long on the Poison. a hedge bet. Rev. Jim Jones

kittinSol -> RE: Christians pray for the Jews. (7/26/2007 9:12:48 AM)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh [:D] !

domiguy -> RE: Christians pray for the Jews. (7/26/2007 10:31:10 AM)
Is there a timetable as to when this event might occur?....I better get a fuckin'!!! It looks like many of my most prized fuckees might not be available for much longer....As a devout Christian, and just in case this event transpires sooner than later, Just let me say....."Soooo long, suckers!!!" Oscar the cat is coming for you.

Zensee -> RE: Christians pray for the Jews. (7/26/2007 11:02:26 AM)
Here you go dominguy - http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html The sooner the Arabs and the Jews get on with mutual nuclear enihilation, the sooner JC can return, condemn the infidels and reward the faithful. Check out the FAQs for hints on what you can do to prepare for the rapture and how you might help speed things along... Z.

LadyLynx -> RE: Christians pray for the Jews. (7/26/2007 11:26:45 AM)
I couldn't watch all of it. it just pissed me off. I think I will start a thread in the humor section to cheer myself up. ya'll look for it, hear?

kittinSol -> RE: Christians pray for the Jews. (7/26/2007 2:24:41 PM)
Awww LadyLynx... [;)]

kittinSol -> RE: Christians pray for the Jews. (7/26/2007 2:26:34 PM)
domiguy, surely your amorous life isn't that empty that you're considering sleeping with Oscar? Come on now, that's against the TOS, you know. I mean, notwithstanding cats' sensual and sexy appeal, I think Oscar's out of your league...

DomKen -> RE: Christians pray for the Jews. (7/26/2007 2:37:47 PM)
Was this a surprise to anyone? Robertson and Falwell never attempted to hide what was behind their support of Israel as well as groups like Jews for Jesus. For the RR whackjobs that have somehow gained power in this nation the bible is literal truth cover to cover. Hagee is just the up and comer financing this group. His ideas are not even remotely new.

farglebargle -> RE: Christians pray for the Jews. (7/26/2007 2:40:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol No, no, philo, the Muslims are the Devil. It says so in the film. Did you find it as enjoyable as I did? That's hilarious. Simply because, as I've learned the hierarchy is: G-d Fearing White Christians Other Whites and Christians The Irish/Italians Niggers ( who are Animals, they can't help themselves ) ( This includes Cubans/Phillipanos/Hawaiians, etc... ) and finally, us Jews ( who are the Devil ) I suppose I should be happy, that we've got a promotion?

kittinSol -> RE: Christians pray for the Jews. (7/26/2007 2:49:01 PM)
The way Hagee was shown on the film was telling: a fat monster sitting cynically behind a gate of PR chicks, collecting donation checks. It's not surprising, but it's entertaining. To say the least! As a non-American, I was flooded with info on American politics all my life (the famed, and infamous, american cultural imperialism), and I'm not new to any of this. But now that I live here, I am more concerned than ever. I wonder who the Jews who attend those meetings are though: either they're greater whackjobs than their Xstian counterparts, or they're even more cynical and jaded, and will go to any length to support increased Israeli territorial occupation. Whatever it may be... it was a classic piece of internet journalism.

kittinSol -> RE: Christians pray for the Jews. (7/26/2007 2:50:36 PM)
Yes, fargy. Let's merrydance together: who knows? We might even pass for being Irish [:-].

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